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If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!
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Post: #1
If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

I was curious as to how many people read and enjoyed the TVC without taking part...........

So if you are one of these people who just enjoy reading the story please reply here, you don't have to say, well anything, just replying and saying you read it will be enough.

Thank you!!

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And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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Post: #2
RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

Hello my name is Nietsrac Nov Nomis and I come from far away. I think that what I've read so far is bloody brilliant especially everything by that Simon who I think is an excellent writer with some very imaginative storylines and characters.

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

*Pokes Simon with pin* pffffffffffttttttttttttt............right that's Simon's ego let down a bit :grin:

Disciple of Nagash, the perverted master,
The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

fetches a cylinder of helium and puncture repair kit.:grin:

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

well, iv been reading it. nice way to spend little time @work grin

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

Great! Marks down '1' on the list...........

Disciple of Nagash, the perverted master,
The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

ive been reading it for a while now and have wanted to join but not sure if im allowed

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You are, just post.

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interesting...

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

I'm about to start reading this for some fun during the remainder of my winter break.

Though I have a question, has anyone thought of compiling this into a single file so people can download and read it without needing to browse around?

How come I feel I have suddenly volunteered myself for this...

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*looks around*

You there! Yes you. By order of the Undying King Nagash, legitimate ruler of all of Nehekhara, master of undeath, the Great Necromancer, you are here by conscripted into his service and ordered to compile these great works of literature into a single tome entitled The vampire Council. Do so and you shall be justly rewarded, fail and the great one's wrath shall smite ye.

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01-01-2009 06:58 AM
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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

I agree with Swiss. I've tried to read it three tmes, but I always get demoralised by the browsing. I promise to read it if someone makes a single file out of it.

Power to the sheep!

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

Actually I am already planning on this process. Not only compiling it but correct spelling and grammer, filling out missing pieces etc.

So watch this space.

Disciple of Nagash, the perverted master,
The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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I did that for a while, but when we spit into multiple chapters it became a little too confusing.

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RE: If You're Reading the TVC Please Read this!!

I did read the first couple of chapters, thought about joining in, but then I lost track and have not really caught up with it again. So have there been any compiling of this great rp? smile

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Yeah, I am doing it though a tad slowly. I will post something up shortly.

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Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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I think we should publish it as a book, get sued by GW, spend thousands in court and lose enormous amounts of money before we realize that we could have posted it as a PDF right here.
In my dreams we win the case...

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they can't sue us unless we try to sell the VC as a novle

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Exactly.

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I'm re-reading everything. But just worried my English will let me down.

Don't know enough to join in, but deffo read it smile
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