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NSFW-Sexiest Warhammer based artwork?

So, I thought it was about time for another light hearted (but, in the nature of CN's Beast Within section, somewhat perverted cheesygrin) discussion in here to give us all a bit of light hearted reprieve. Theres a lot of very serious and personal discussions rolling around atm, so I thought we could all do with a bit of a laugh along the way as well.

So, throw them up! Fan pics, official artwork, models, whatever! lets combine the 2 things that CN is most known for (Warhammer and Pervyness... probably not in that order!) and see what we can dredge up!

I'd suggest sticking to "sexy" as the guideline for posted pics, and anything going a little... "above and beyond the call of duty" (I'm looking at you Truebloods! Perv) be provided as a link?
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12-12-2010 11:03 PM
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RE: NSFW-Sexiest Warhammer based artwork?

Edited title for NSFW


It's going to be needed, I think! A little pre-emptive modding going on here. wink

Good idea for a thread, and I'll definitely keep my eyes open for something a little....savory in the world of warhammer. I'm sure someone with an Elf fetish made a few good pictures.

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[Image: 40k+Commissars+03.jpg]
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Ohh sanai now we understand your love of the guardsmen. It is all about the female commisioner's and the power hugs.


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Oh no! I have been caught out!
Its also the leman russes, the autocannons...all those big, long guns that smell of oil and smoke and make loud noises and eject shell casings.......mmmmmmm....

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... eek

I would be worried. Only I know there's no point. You are beyond help Sanai. Twas nice knowing you...
*Walks of whistling with hands in pockets.*

And right now, I've got two men. Two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Dyin times here...
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ahhh dear... Sanai, you've converted Marcus! We all know what them hands were up to! Perv

Great pics Sanai, we're off to a good start!
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[Image: Tech_Priest-Warhammer_40k-adeptus_mechanicus.jpg]
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Some hot interracial titan action!

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and heres the dice that slaneeshi players use for their games of 40k!
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That last commissar picture is divine...Seriously. Stolen.

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[Image: m1120769a_99120105048_IGLemanRuss2_445x319.jpg]

mmmmm.....

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You just have this Phallic obsession sanai. Seriously.

Go buy a Baneblade, model a Penis for a cannon, and see if your LGS lets you play with it.

I dare you.

Committing vandalism one grey model at a time! Grey must go!

Rob has come, Rob has browsed;
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His fingers curled in my hair.
And bits of him are everywhere.
Sad am I, but he must leave.
So I sent him off just Yestereve.
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I have a baneblade.... and no, I prefer guns to penises. Theres just something so sexy about a huge, awe inspiring machine that is thrumming with power. The mechanisms, the engines, the guns, even the ammo feeds are really interesting to me. Sigh...its times like this I wish I was military.
My dad is ex RAAF (he was a gunny/radio technician/a variety of other things) and I got to see a fair bit on various visits to the bases. All those big, powerful, fast, lethal jets.... no experience in my life has been quite like being able to see an f-18 hornet up close, sit in its cockpit...actually touch something that can go supersonic, put out so much power, go so high and deliver so much ordnance.

Hmmm...it seems I have a somewhat repressed and secret obsession with machines....

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Whoa. .....I don't even wanna know what kind of action she's got going on. I've heard of cutting, but....what would you even call that? Pulling? Splitting?

Anyways.

Join the military, Sanai. Seriously, get a degree, be a Pilot. Have that power at your fingertips every day. wink

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Do they accept suicidal people in the military onikaigo?
I kinda doubt I would pass the psyche eval.

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And here's some deviant art i found awhile ago. to bad boobies not allowed to posted up sad some good ones there too


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Why aren't boobies allowed? It is tagged NSFW.

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Exactly! I demand boobies!!

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Yes boobies we all want to see the boobie's


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(12-17-2010 10:36 AM)Vreith Wrote:  to bad boobies not allowed to posted up

no boobies?... NO BOOBIES!!! THIS... IS... CARPE NOCTEM!!!!
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See, fellas? This is why I posted NSFW in the title thread. smile

Boobies are awesome. Let's see some!

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