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Rob the zombie

This is Rob. Zombie1 He is a zombie. he might not look like much to you, but he is special in a special way. Zombie3

One day, Rob started to walk. Each step taking him further on his road. He wanted to go all the way around the forum. So what could I do? I packed him a change of underwear and his favourite brain and sent him on his way.

If you see Rob, please, do not try to shoot his head of. He just a troubled little eh.. boy, he needs your help to get around the forum. Please, offer him a fresh brain and a place to stay the night.

this is just silly game I came up with. I'll start it by donating a zombie to a random member of this forum. When you receive Rob, you get to put his face in your sig: Zombie1 also, post in this thread and let everyone know that Rob has been at your place. Then it's up to you to send him to the next member. I hope that he will visit each and everyone of you.

I hope that everyone is a good sport and don't kill Rob along his way.

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05-21-2009 03:40 PM
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RE: Rob the zombie

I like it. I like zombies. I'll make sure to give him a little piece of (someone's) heart and pat him on his head on the way out the door.
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Rob has come, Rob has browsed;
Rob has quite leisurely lounged
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And bits of him are everywhere.
Sad am I, but he must leave.
So I sent him off just Yestereve.
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05-21-2009 03:47 PM
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RE: Rob the zombie

(05-21-2009 03:40 PM)Boo Wrote:  ...and his favourite brain and sent him on his way...

Lol

I hope he comes my way sometime soon.
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RE: Rob the zombie

Glad to hear you guys will help him out!

And I also glad to tell you that he is on his way. A lucky CN member has Rob knocking on his door as we speak. I hope that it is a helpful soul that will give Rob a hand on his way.
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All right, I've got Rob!

I'll keep him around for a few days before I send him on his way to another one of you fellows. I'll see if I can pervert him just a little bit first..
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Wow, that was fast. He got more speed in those little rotten legs than I thought! Just keep him well fed and you'll be allright.

Thanks for helping Rob, MS. smile
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RE: Rob the zombie

Great game Boo, by the time me & MS finish with him, he'll be a zombie porn star!
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The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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The images! The images!Silent
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05-22-2009 11:51 AM
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Oh god, the images. confused
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RE: Rob the zombie

I like it! grin
Committing vandalism one grey model at a time! Grey must go!

Rob has come, Rob has browsed;
Rob has quite leisurely lounged
Upon my bed, upon my chair,
His fingers curled in my hair.
And bits of him are everywhere.
Sad am I, but he must leave.
So I sent him off just Yestereve.
Whip
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RE: Rob the zombie

Poor little Rob. He has no idea what's going to happen.
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Undead STDs.... sweet...
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RE: Rob the zombie

Has MS still got Rob? If so stop hogging him!!
Disciple of Nagash, the perverted master,
The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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RE: Rob the zombie

All right, today I will pass Rob along to another member of CN. Stay tuned. Vampire2

Edit: and off he went on his tiny little feet... they do grow up so fast, don't they? sad
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I wonder who has him now?
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Rob :zombie: has been sent from USA to the UK, where will he get to?
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Not me sad
Disciple of Nagash, the perverted master,
The more you struggle, the more he goes faster.
Give him breast, and give him bust,
The more you give the more he thrusts.
And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
Whether dark or whether weird, its guaranteed to make you real
But in the end we all see, he is the forum master and perverted seed.
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RE: Rob the zombie

I heard a knock on my door earlier today, I thought it was my supervisor saying I was late for work...but then the smell hit me.

I've got a new friend! He kinda stinks a little bit, his eating habits are really, really bad, but he has a great smile! You can see every single one of his teeth, it's amazing!

Rob made it! You can stop worrying about if he got ambushed by gnoblars on the way. He's safe.
Committing vandalism one grey model at a time! Grey must go!

Rob has come, Rob has browsed;
Rob has quite leisurely lounged
Upon my bed, upon my chair,
His fingers curled in my hair.
And bits of him are everywhere.
Sad am I, but he must leave.
So I sent him off just Yestereve.
Whip
Click![/size]
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Double post: Egads!

Rob went pitter pattering off on his little feet only moments ago. I think I might still be able to see him shamblin' round the corner....No, wait. That's just the homeless guy.

Rob's gone from me. =/ When you get him, take care of him!
Committing vandalism one grey model at a time! Grey must go!

Rob has come, Rob has browsed;
Rob has quite leisurely lounged
Upon my bed, upon my chair,
His fingers curled in my hair.
And bits of him are everywhere.
Sad am I, but he must leave.
So I sent him off just Yestereve.
Whip
Click![/size]
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Rob was obviously tired from his journey, instead of knocking, he started headbutting the door, as it took less energy. The mess!
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RE: Rob the zombie

I have received Rob. I welcomed him with my trusty chainsaw and plunger. He's doing better, but he flinches at the sight of plungers now. Though I think he needs to see the doctor, considering my above post.

Though to cheer him up, he got to watch some X-files at my place. He is now firmly convinced that we are part of some vast conspiracy.
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