Post: #1

OK I am fed up with some of the shit spouted from 'er mouth so I am going to vent it out on here, If there are no objections obviously. Also although her English is fantastic (she sounds like a Cockney) she does blurt out the occasional Chenglish laugh out loud load of tripe so I'll post that as well.

We have been flat hunting today, nothing strange there, both a bit tired, but for some reason she HATES her life all of a sudden and wants to End it all (said with a smile on her face) and now she's having a go at me for taking too long to write this as she wants to watch the latest perverted, blood soaked episode of spartakus!

By she I mean My lovely wife Coco.

Not too funny today but I'm sure she'll say something that will piss me off and give you all a good laugh soon.

Feel free to join me, I'm sure you all want to vent or share sometimes.And I promise not to post anything to personal.:zombie1:

Post: #2

I got nothing to vent... And nothing to share, except the love in my heart, just no one to share it with!

Say what you like, it won't bother me one iota... Other people though, might not be so enamoured by their personailies!

Post: #3

Don't get me wrong I love my wife..............what am I saying this is a thread to laugh at our others expense, and don't worry anyone I have her full consent (well I told her I would be doing it at least):zombie1:

Post: #4

Skeletal_Grift Wrote:I got nothing to vent... And nothing to share, except the love in my heart, just no one to share it with!

Me too!

Anyhow, I know what's it like. :zombie1: Women sometimes want attention. Drama accomplishes it (and possibly more). Worst thing is to ignore it. I'd guess humour is the best way to go about it. Can't see why you should be serious and say 'Go on, jump off that flat'...

Post: #5

Humour? Only if your suicidal.

If your lady is coming out with attention seeking comments, trying to make light of them is going to make things ten times worse, resulting possibly in the worse situation possible..........no sex

As any man knows who has been in a long term relationship, you have to sit pretend you are listening, comment and agree at the appropriate points (generally "uh-huu" or "really?" or if they are moaning about someone "that is out of order" etc). When you've had enough practice you can actually do this on autopilot, with you being able to still enjoy whatever you are doing (the ladies don't seem to care if you are looking at them or not during a moan, as long as they get some kind of response), and the autopilot part of your brain providing appropriate responses.

Of course if the situation is actually something serious, then it will probably be prudent to pay attention, otherwise.....

"I have something to tell you"
"Oh really?"
"It's very important"
"Uh huh"
"It's something that might change things in our relationship"
"Really?"

*So at this point autopilot is function pretty well, but.......*

"I'm pregnant"
"Uh huh"
"What? Is that all you have to say?!"

*This is when any good autopilot will kick in with alarm bells and drag you into the conversation to quickly make amends......

Post: #6

LoL I can see me spending allot of time in this thread however I'll have to be careful I'm not being watched as like DoN said, "No Sex".

I dunno, I really do love my partner, we bin together 5 years now and I couldn't imagine life any other way, but... sometimes you just wona scream don't yah?

It's like if you wona say something, say it. If you want me to do something specific, bloody tell me what it is.

Meh... I'll post some more later..... When it's safe..... *shifty eyes*

Post: #7

Quote:If your lady is coming out with attention seeking comments, trying to make light of them is going to make things ten times worse, resulting possibly in the worse situation possible..........no sex

ok, might not be good, but I'm not going to be in a relationship in which she can bitch about the smallest things and if you won't listen, no sex. I say ''GTFO to your girlfriends with that''. No sex? Fine, I'll go elsewhere for that.

Accordingly, I'm not the typical guy that wants/has a long relationship. :mrgreen:

In my opinion, men put up with too much moaning and mental abuse. I'm a man. I'm primarily interested in her physically, mentally comes second. Any guy won't deny this (and shouldn't lol!). And I know bad and good emotions come forth from her mental state. But it can be unbalanced in a negative way.

Women, often, tend to linger more on negative emotions and drama just because it creates a lot more use for them. They can unload their stress and reach emotional heights (addictive), as well as manipulate men in doing their things. Positive emotions are not reinforced in her mind because when this happens, men tend to 'go with it' and not respond to it in any way. Result: more bitching from your wife.

It's simple. It's like training pets, but way more difficult. I know when it's a test when women ask me ''Do I look fat in [insert clothing]?''. And I don't care if they like my humour or not. If they don't, we both now the relationship is probably not going to last much longer.

Post: #8

This thread makes all of these weird relationships seem overrated. I'm glad I don't have one.
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Post: #9

This is getting DEEP.

I think my wife is pissed at me right now and the only thing I can think of as a reason is that when she said deRivery instead of delivery earlier when talking about food while my friends were over I commented and my friend said DDDEEEERRRRRIIIIVVVVEEERRRYYY in a really stupid voice! His Chinese wife didn't get pissed off so she can only be pissed at me because I caught it and didn't let it slide! She's more than happy to take the piss out of anything I say wrong though!!!!:zombie1:

Post: #10

Quote:She's more than happy to take the piss out of anything I say wrong though!!!!

Of course. She's a woman. She takes the piss out of you, its fine. You take the piss out of her, you suffer. You didn't think that door swung both ways did you?

Post: #11

Well this is one of the things that makes my life so dangerous is that she is a 50/50 kinda gal, one day it's fine and she'll laugh her head off and another day she''l just rip off mine!!

By the way this isn't just a stupid things women say blog,it's meant for moaning about your partners so gals you're welcome too.:zombie1: