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TVC - Your Vampire's funniest moment

Here's Simon's funniest moment in my opinion.

Quote:"Alright woman put me down and maybe I'll go easy on you." said Simon as he struggled against Finelle's iron grip. "Nar-Zuul! where are you!?" he shouted "Here young master" he said appearing "What are you doing there" "You should be over here helping me." yelled Simon sarcastically "You've got a scythe use it!" Nar-Zuul began hacking away at Finelle though she didn't show any signs of feeling it. "Damn it" Simon swore. Concentrating his eyes glowed as he fired his gaze of Nagash right at her with no noticable affect in desperation he continued to fire at her but it wasn't until the sixth or seventh attempt that she released him screaming with pain. Simon dropped to the floor and in one instant drew Animessor. "My turn!" he laughed.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Quote:As he strode down a long, dark hall that resembled almost every other one within the fortress identically, Vekarin's balefire eyes espied a dark shadow upon the floor. As he neared the area, Vekarin saw it to be a dark-robed figure. It was Zosz, chief Necromancer to the Scarred Rose, lying on his side upon the cold stone floor.
"What in Abhorash's name are you doing there!?" Vekarin asked angrily. It was not like his chief spellcasters to sweep the floors with their own bodies. Zosz simply held up a hand, urging Vekarin to wait. Vekarin had to suppress the urge to kick the prone figure repeatedly, but when Zosz did something strange, it was usually important. After a few moments Vekarin grew once again impatient and boomed.
"Well? What is it?"
"I hear something." A low and rasping voice replied, yet underneath the exterior it seemed slightly rambunctious.
"What?" Vekarin asked.
"Digging."

That one was pretty good.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Aw, i don't think my characters have done anything funny though......sad

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Give him breast, and give him bust,
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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

The part where Lesa accuses Vekarin of being angry because nobody's tried to seduce himyet was pretty funny. And the time when she tries to go after Isabel...and Katrina...
Your characters are very funny, DoN.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

easy to tell drakki and cyn's funniest moment, from the very first VC thread

Quote:Drakki gulped at Lesa's prescence, before shutting his eyes and thinking 'You've seen stunningly beautiful women before, this is just another one, just another distraction, ignore her.' and opening his eyes to look levelly around the room. Cynthia didn't seem to be affected by the aura yet.
"Great gods...It's so cute."
Hearing Cynthia's voice, he turned to see her hugging the Skaven-vampire-thing that had crawled down from the celing.
"Cyn, leave Rask alone, you don't know where he's been."
Cynthia looked up at Drakki with large puppy-eyes.
"But master..."

"I come to this land to discover that a daughter I didn't know I had has killed my husband, and that my husband has been involved in some crazy war, forgive me if seem a little irritated."
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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

lol that was pretty much my funniest momment as well, i spent virtually the entire first TVC threada being hugged by Cyn

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

I don't know what Graveclaws funnyest moment was.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Graveclaws funniest moment was simply, Graveclaw.

Everything he does is immensely funny in some way or another.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

The whole part with behing attacked by a rabbit was Mircea's funniest part really.

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Voltaire Wrote:Graveclaws funniest moment was simply, Graveclaw.

Everything he does is immensely funny in some way or another.

Yeah, Graveclaw has no outstandingly funny moments but in return he's always entertaining. I like when he says ''kill Carssssteeeein!'' and stuff like that :P
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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

When Katrina was yelling at Vekarin about how stupide he was acting.

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Yeah, that was funny...

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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Necrarchs don't do funny...we do smelly though

Three great men a king, a priest and a rich man stand in a room, all that's between them is a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword to kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies? Power resides where men believe it resides, its a trick...a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

I don't know, I had quite a grin when writing the scene's of Lesa coming onto him...........

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Give him breast, and give him bust,
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And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
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You were grinning? eek I was reaching for a bucket (Wheres the bloody sick emoticon when you need it :P)

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I screamed 'No, this is so wrong!' at the screen during that exchange.

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Thats why I was laughing, imagining all your grossed out responses.......

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And as you all shall soon see, there is nothing that he will not conceive
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RE: Your Vampire's funniest moment

Haha yep im very glad it didnt go anywhere. Though i love what Lesa says at the end when she realizes the sexy thing has failed;

Lesa about V'azrin Wrote:although if the rest his body is as withered as it looks I doubt I would have been satisfied anyway"

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That post was cool!
V'azrin has never felt so loved!

Three great men a king, a priest and a rich man stand in a room, all that's between them is a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword to kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies? Power resides where men believe it resides, its a trick...a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
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Now that is a great entrance. That had me laughing for real grin

Get_of_W'soran Wrote:Next to Lesa the shadows swirled in a familar pattern, the Lahmian smiled faintly recognising the arcanel twist in the winds of magic that heralded the coming of V'azrin and his servants. This was why she felt quite abit of surprise when not only Reshorn appeared beside Gemo but also the human Damek followed by 15 cloaked men and two young women in chains.
Reshorn looked at Lesa in surprise and swung his head around scanning the room before turning to Damek
"You idiot! The Master isn't here! You and your stupid coteire can't even get a simple vortex spell correct!" hissed the Necrarch
"Then young master may I ask why you -also- are in the wrong location?" asked the mortal
"Well OBVIOUSLY you messed up my own spell with your barbaric arcane skills!" hissed Reshorn
"Please -Lord- Reshorn, me and my...barbaric...followers could blast you to pieces" remarked Damek calmly
"Shut up! I don't know why he lets you stay around here!" muttered the Necrarch apprentice
"Please stop arguing requested the timid voice of Gemo who stood looking at the ground

Lesa stood looking rather shocked at the strange conversation before her whilst Katie stared hungrily at the Cultists, Gemo and the chained women.

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