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Corrupted Wish Game

the corupted wish game (i didnt make it up)

basicly you write a wish and the next person has to corrupt it then make their own wish and the next person coruppts that and makes their own wish etc

example:
person 1
i wish that GWs prices would lower

Person 2
Wish granted but then GW closes down before you can buy any thing:grin:
(person 2s wish)

Person 3
(corrupts person 2s wish)
(person 3s wish)
___________________________________

go on make a wish and corrupt the person before you's
il start
i wish that my cat wasnt hit by a car and killedsadcrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
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09-23-2007 06:15 AM
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Post: #2
RE: corupted wish

wish granted but you get hit by the car instead cheesygrin

I wish i could finish painting my Vampire counts army

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RE: corupted wish

wish granted but itcomes to lifeeek because you painted it so well and kills you in your sleep:grin:

i wish i was ruler of the world

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
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RE: corupted wish

wish granted, but upon completion you realise its not as much fun as you thought it would be and decide to collect chaos dwarves instead.

I wish I could fly (just like superman so I could knock on the windows of 747's and scare the passengers, how would that not be fun?)

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RE: corupted wish

You get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish my computer worked properly.
09-23-2007 09:21 AM
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RE: corupted wish

Your computer works again. Then suddenly the motherboard explodes.

Wish I could walk on water

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RE: corupted wish

you get eaten by a giant goldfish
I wish i was the richest creature in the world

"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Lord Sarthex making up an excuse for burning down his entire village
09-23-2007 10:35 AM
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Post: #8
RE: corupted wish

granted, but you'll be haunted by living pumpkins.

I wish I wasn't affraid of roller coasters.

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Post: #9
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

You overcome your fear of Roller-coasters but it collapses.

I wish that I could raise an army of dots.

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William Fisher - 1932-2008.

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Post: #10
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Wish granted then you mother throws out your army.

I wish i could be a pirate...

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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

You get killed by a ninja.

I wish I was really an aristocrat in 1800's England.

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Post: #12
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but you get assasinated 3days into your career by rivals

i wish i never had to sleep

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Wish granted, but you start to go mad from the lack of dreams and rest times until you are found hiding in the corner of your room, talking gibberish about your mini's coming alive and trying to kill you.

I wish I was married to Dita Von Teese.

""Damn you, Jean-Claude, damn you."
"That, dear Anita, was done long before you met me."

"Damn you," I said softly and with feeling. Jean-Claude smiled, "We've been over that, ma petite, you are too late."


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Post: #14
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

wish granted but you find out you are his 19th wife and the rest kill him

i wish i was a giant turkey

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09-24-2007 08:18 AM
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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

granted but humans shoot you with tranquilising darts and then chop you up and have the christmas dinner of their lives

i wish i could make robot slaves

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
Sun Tzu

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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

granted but just when you've built a thousand of them they turn against you (= kill you) and eat your miniatures for lunch

i wish that school doesn't exist

"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Lord Sarthex making up an excuse for burning down his entire village
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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

It doesn't but then all the kids who would have gone postal in their lunch breaks all turn up at your door instead and pump you full of lead buddy, I mean so many bullets, you would not believe!

I wish I was in a better job!

09-24-2007 03:41 PM
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Post: #18
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but then a 'Beurskrach' erupts all through the world, especially Britain :P

I wish I had the guts to step up to the girl I like and have a chat with her.

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Post: #19
RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Wish granted but she hates you and kicks you in the holy parts.

I wish I could party whole my life

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RE: Corrupted Wish Game

Wish granted.

But like anyone else that tries to party your whole life, you die in a messy overdose that is seen all over the world on the nightly entertainment news.

I want two wishes. Firstly to know what a 'Beurskrach' is *looks at CG* (I looked it up on Wikipedia but it only came up on the nederlands version and I don't speak a word of dutch).

And secondly, I wish I was married to Gillian Anderson (Scully from X-files), and Dita Von Teese was my mistress (and Sid, Dita is a woman!!!!! And I'm male!! :P)

""Damn you, Jean-Claude, damn you."
"That, dear Anita, was done long before you met me."

"Damn you," I said softly and with feeling. Jean-Claude smiled, "We've been over that, ma petite, you are too late."


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