Post: #1

the corupted wish game (i didnt make it up)

basicly you write a wish and the next person has to corrupt it then make their own wish and the next person coruppts that and makes their own wish etc

example:
person 1
i wish that GWs prices would lower

Person 2
Wish granted but then GW closes down before you can buy any thing:grin:
(person 2s wish)

Person 3
(corrupts person 2s wish)
(person 3s wish)
___________________________________

go on make a wish and corrupt the person before you's
il start
i wish that my cat wasnt hit by a car and killed

Post: #2

wish granted but you get hit by the car instead

I wish i could finish painting my Vampire counts army

- Maxim

Post: #3

wish granted but itcomes to life because you painted it so well and kills you in your sleep:grin:

i wish i was ruler of the world

Post: #4

wish granted, but upon completion you realise its not as much fun as you thought it would be and decide to collect chaos dwarves instead.

I wish I could fly (just like superman so I could knock on the windows of 747's and scare the passengers, how would that not be fun?)

Post: #5

You get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish my computer worked properly.

Post: #6

Your computer works again. Then suddenly the motherboard explodes.

Wish I could walk on water

Post: #7

you get eaten by a giant goldfish
I wish i was the richest creature in the world

Post: #8

granted, but you'll be haunted by living pumpkins.

I wish I wasn't affraid of roller coasters.

Post: #9

You overcome your fear of Roller-coasters but it collapses.

I wish that I could raise an army of dots.

Post: #10

Wish granted then you mother throws out your army.

I wish i could be a pirate...

Post: #11

You get killed by a ninja.

I wish I was really an aristocrat in 1800's England.

Post: #12

Granted but you get assasinated 3days into your career by rivals

i wish i never had to sleep

Post: #13

Wish granted, but you start to go mad from the lack of dreams and rest times until you are found hiding in the corner of your room, talking gibberish about your mini's coming alive and trying to kill you.

I wish I was married to Dita Von Teese.

Post: #14

wish granted but you find out you are his 19th wife and the rest kill him

i wish i was a giant turkey

Post: #15

granted but humans shoot you with tranquilising darts and then chop you up and have the christmas dinner of their lives

i wish i could make robot slaves

Post: #16

granted but just when you've built a thousand of them they turn against you (= kill you) and eat your miniatures for lunch

i wish that school doesn't exist

Post: #17

It doesn't but then all the kids who would have gone postal in their lunch breaks all turn up at your door instead and pump you full of lead buddy, I mean so many bullets, you would not believe!

I wish I was in a better job!

Post: #18

Granted, but then a 'Beurskrach' erupts all through the world, especially Britain :P

I wish I had the guts to step up to the girl I like and have a chat with her.

Post: #19

Wish granted but she hates you and kicks you in the holy parts.

I wish I could party whole my life

Post: #20

Wish granted.

But like anyone else that tries to party your whole life, you die in a messy overdose that is seen all over the world on the nightly entertainment news.

I want two wishes. Firstly to know what a 'Beurskrach' is *looks at CG* (I looked it up on Wikipedia but it only came up on the nederlands version and I don't speak a word of dutch).

And secondly, I wish I was married to Gillian Anderson (Scully from X-files), and Dita Von Teese was my mistress (and Sid, Dita is a woman!!!!! And I'm male!! :P)