#1

Yes, it the True Bloods have already made their thoughts clear and forced me to do more work (curse you Fluffy!!), and as I am sure some of you have noticed the random quote generator is back.

A quick thanks to Fluffy for requesting this, and to MV for pointing me in the direction of the relevant coding, and also having all the old quotes stored.

So as before this is a thread for members to post something which they think is quote worthy.

I don't mind if the quote if from CN or another forum considering our new policy on supporting one another, but of course I would like them to be primarily from CN.

I would expect most of the quotes to be warhammer related, although there may be some exceptions.

Finally as all quotes will be added to the generator by me, I have the final say on whether they are good enough.

#2

yay abusing true blood status!

- I am very disappointed Gogglor - why do none of your necro women have their boobs showing? -
DoN

A classic :P

#3

I don't know if you can use this, but I still think it's too darned hilarious not to share LINK .

#4

(01-08-2010 08:05 PM)The Dark Sheep Wrote:  I don't know if you can use this, but I still think it's too darned hilarious not to share LINK .

haha that's neat!

I really like a quote thas is within Bishop's sig:

Fodderboy Wrote:The vegetarian zombies next door want Graaaaiiiiinnnnz

It's pretty recent.

Tbh, I think the Quote Generator should belong to Warhammer related quotes only. I don't mind from other fora, but I don't want Sun Tzu or whatever in it. I can go to a history forum for that >_>

#5

Haha thats hilarious TDS!

So, ground rules and such, must be warhammer related?
I'd say no quoting yourself too

Here's another

Its one of those commandments of the Adeptus Astartes, so its on a lot of other forums.

"Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke"

#6

(01-08-2010 09:25 PM)The Dark Lord MR Fluffy Wrote:  I'd say no quoting yourself too

I think that kind of speaks for itself in my opinion. We all find ourselves awesome. Not more awesome than Chuck Norris, though.

#7

Just making sure, I had about a thousand "Fluffy is the greatest because..." quotes backed up here, then I realised how much spare time I really had :P

#8

I love it! I don't care one flip or another if it's purely Warhammer related, but I'd like to see CN primarily featured. I've been refreshing just to see more quotes pop up.

#9

I always liked this one from the TVC when Arkhan was first introduced:

Gree Wrote:''Arkhan the Black?'' Mircea shouted. ''You Magnificent B*stard! I read your book!"

I quite like this one from Warseer as well:

The Red Scourge Wrote:Well my Wood Elves are cold and savage killers, raging with hormones, and they'll bugger any survivor to death despite race or sexes.We're so far beyond homosexuality. Man, chicken, anything. Those shapeshifter alters can get real nasty

#10

Found a few more lying on my desktop:

MR Nightwere Wrote:'AHHH the demonic preverted on has spoken, run for your un-live's before it's to late.

Vekarin the Dark Bladed Wrote:Considering I know most of the code for formatting, links, font sizes, color, images, jelly beans and
emoticons, quick reply gets my vote. Every once in a while, however, I will need a new piece of code
and will use new reply to insert it.

#11

(01-08-2010 08:05 PM)The Dark Sheep Wrote:  I don't know if you can use this, but I still think it's too darned hilarious not to share LINK .

I remember killing myself laughing the first time I read that one on Warseer!!

#12

Rebel Wrote:Does anyone else get reminded of Pumba from the Lion King when they see the new razorgor?

Posted yesterday in the Beastmen rumours :P

#13

Some great quotes so far. I will be adding them to the list later today, so if there are any more please post!

#14

(01-10-2010 10:06 PM)Goggalor Wrote:  Space Marines may spit acid but they fart money for GW.

As to why there another marine codex coming out.

#15

Got another good one!

SithSpawn Wrote:Daemons get removed as an army because the polar gates shut, fishmen rise from the seas to conquor the world, and the slann take to the skies in their space ships, flying off into 40k and never returning to WFB.

On 8th Edition Changes.

#16

(01-11-2010 12:07 AM)Bishop Wrote:  The "fantasy" lies in us thinking that GW might release something between the two Space Marine releases... that doesn't include more Space Marines!!!

On how this year is a year full of fantasy.

#17

(01-08-2010 07:25 PM)The Dark Lord MR Fluffy Wrote:  - I am very disappointed Gogglor - why do none of your necro women have their boobs showing? -
DoN

Ok - added

(01-08-2010 08:05 PM)The Dark Sheep Wrote:  I don't know if you can use this, but I still think it's too darned hilarious not to share LINK .

Ok - added

(01-08-2010 09:13 PM)Master Vampire Wrote:  I really like a quote thas is within Bishop's sig:

Fodderboy Wrote:The vegetarian zombies next door want Graaaaiiiiinnnnz

Ok - added

(01-08-2010 09:25 PM)The Dark Lord MR Fluffy Wrote:  "Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke"

Not added - too generic, and not, no details of who said it etc.

(01-08-2010 10:37 PM)Disciple of Nagash Wrote:  I always liked this one from the TVC when Arkhan was first introduced:

Gree Wrote:''Arkhan the Black?'' Mircea shouted. ''You Magnificent B*stard! I read your book!"

I quite like this one from Warseer as well:

The Red Scourge Wrote:Well my Wood Elves are cold and savage killers, raging with hormones, and they'll bugger any survivor to death despite race or sexes.We're so far beyond homosexuality. Man, chicken, anything. Those shapeshifter alters can get real nasty

Ok - added

(01-09-2010 07:03 PM)Master Vampire Wrote:  Found a few more lying on my desktop:

MR Nightwere Wrote:'AHHH the demonic preverted on has spoken, run for your un-live's before it's to late.

Ok - added

Master Vampire Wrote:

Vekarin the Dark Bladed Wrote:Considering I know most of the code for formatting, links, font sizes, color, images, jelly beans and
emoticons, quick reply gets my vote. Every once in a while, however, I will need a new piece of code
and will use new reply to insert it.

Not added - doesn't really stand out to me? What do others think, if enough for yes I will add it.

(01-10-2010 10:22 AM)Master Vampire Wrote:  

Rebel Wrote:Does anyone else get reminded of Pumba from the Lion King when they see the new razorgor?

Posted yesterday in the Beastmen rumours :P

Ok - added

(01-10-2010 10:53 PM)Oracle Wrote:  

(01-10-2010 10:06 PM)Goggalor Wrote:  Space Marines may spit acid but they fart money for GW.

As to why there another marine codex coming out.

Ok - added

(01-11-2010 11:11 AM)Oracle Wrote:  Got another good one!

SithSpawn Wrote:Daemons get removed as an army because the polar gates shut, fishmen rise from the seas to conquor the world, and the slann take to the skies in their space ships, flying off into 40k and never returning to WFB.

On 8th Edition Changes.

Not added - again doesn't seem that funny to me - other opinions?

(01-11-2010 03:37 PM)Sirihar Wrote:  

(01-11-2010 12:07 AM)Bishop Wrote:  The "fantasy" lies in us thinking that GW might release something between the two Space Marine releases... that doesn't include more Space Marines!!!

On how this year is a year full of fantasy.

Ok - added

#18

(01-09-2010 10:03 AM)Sweeney Todd Wrote:  Chapter 47 should be renamed to The Dead Should Post Faster

Apparently Evanm7 thinks it's worthy of the hall of Random Quotes, so why not give it a try? lol

#19

I think Oracle's post makes some sense in a funny way. Because that's not how I see it happen!

edit: woosh! Perverted ones will like!

(01-12-2010 09:34 AM)Capt Rubber Ducky Wrote:  

(01-12-2010 05:52 AM)redarmy27 Wrote:  I can't seem to get the magic wand to work the way I want it to.

That's what she said .

#20

From the Corrupted Wish thread.

Blade1889 Wrote:I wish my uncle Roger would stop coming into my bedroom late AT night for special chats