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What is the world coming to?

Hiya,

I want to take you all on a little journey, showing what this world is coming to. It's damn hilarious, but odd all the same. cheesygrin

Go to Google (I assume you don't need a link for this) and then click on "Maps". Click on the "get directions" button. Set start-point A as "The Shire" and B as "Mordor". Read the sage advice from google.

It's absolutely hilarious. Rofl Just thought I'd share this with you guys. Enjoy,

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RE: What is the world coming to?

Doesn't work for me, just gives me "did you means"

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RE: What is the world coming to?

You need to press walking as well...

Pretty good, but I've seen better.

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I like the one where you jetski across the ocean.

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RE: What is the world coming to?

Yeah, I just get directions from the shire (london) to mordor (netherlands)...
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Aaah, it comes up with a warning.
on a related note...
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(02-04-2012 02:47 PM)Sanai Wrote:  I like the one where you jetski across the ocean.

If you want to go from Japan to USA it has been known to suggest canoeing across the Pacific Ocean...

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[Image: Japan-to-China-Jet-Ski.gif]

This is part of what you get if you try to go from japan to china

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Brilliant! I just tried it myself but mine was direction seven-hundred and two for "jetski across the pacific ocean". Pure class. Rofl

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RE: What is the world coming to?

It comes up as number one if you enter more specific locations than japan/china as a whole.

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simply brilliant, another google easter egg cheesygrin

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My Favourite has been "do a barrel roll" aka. Starfox.

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I got directions from a business or something called Shire in Chehalis, WA to a place called Mordor Tattoo in Arlington, WA. The directions would let me simply walk into Mordor (Tattoo).
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You CAN simply walk into Mordor. It's actually pretty close to me which doesn't surprise me at all. Lots of people here look inbred and use grunts to communicate.

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(02-04-2012 08:00 PM)Zephyr Wrote:  Lots of people here look inbred and use grunts to communicate.

Sounds to me like an increasingly alarming proportion of the British population. (And I say this as a Briton, not some pompous UK-hater or something). I never made that connection to Orcs, though...

I almost made a rather politically-insensitive comment concerning the modern equivalent of the Uruk-Hai, but decided against it. cheesygrin (It was only marginally offensive, I swear...!)

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Political correctness is highly overrated, it's actually a curse of the modern world IMO.

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There are meant to be lots of other Google Easter Eggs aren't there? Anyone know of any?

I know there are also meant to be things you can see on Google Earth if you look hard enough.

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This is what others have found (not advertising, i swear!)
https://yogscast.com/showthread.php?4686...ster-eggs!

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Lol the Chuck Norris one is good:

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Apparently the world is coming to awesome.

Before responding indignantly, please consider the above post to be laden with the following smiley: cheesygrin

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