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Worst Ever Skyrim Game Review

I believe I can quite easily claim to of read the worlds worst game review, this is on levels of both grammar and retardedness.

Now I have read it a few times and it has made me giggle my tits off so I can not resist sharing, now this is readable by minors but I would suggest being over 16 at least, fair warning and all.

Let me know what you all think or please by all means post the worst you have seen if able.. Thumbs Up

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-...maneuvers/

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01-24-2012 03:46 AM
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HOLY $^%# ON A $*$&@(#*& SANDWICH BATMAN!

That was amazing, i cant even imagine the creativity to come up with something like that.....and the graphs at the end....had me laughing soooo hard.....40% skyrim jobs....loooooool.

I dont know if i agree with your assessment as it might have been the best skyrim review ive ever read....i dont think ive laughed that hard in a while.
01-24-2012 04:50 AM
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I know, good for laughs, bad for everything else.
Don't worry though they have youtube video's as well of everything they cover.






Why do some religions get the over zealous but Christians always seem to get the nut jobs..... Slap face

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01-24-2012 05:36 AM
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C'mon! Even Pac-man loves Skyrim!

http://www.dorkly.com/video/29010/dorkly...ays-skyrim
01-24-2012 09:48 AM
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Nice, wish it blew her away though. Innocent

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01-24-2012 03:31 PM
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That ... That is soo appalling tongue

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Wait a minute...this is meant seriously?! Sometimes I'm embarrassed to call myself religious but lucky me we have far fewer nut jobs than the other major religions.

I do feel this strange urge to start playing Skyrim again, my Altmer and Dunmer chars are eagerly awaiting 1.4 to finish some avoided glitched quests. It might just be some unholy inclination though *facepalm*
These folks have some serious issues IMO.

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Hah. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The person who wrote that has NO IDEA what he is talking about. Blizzard has nothing to do with Skyrim.

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Guys, that was a parody site making fun of over zealous Christians. I thought it was fairly obvious...rolleyes

"Without a means of leaving this world, we Autobots take strength in the bonds we have forged with our three young friends. True warriors, if not in body, then in spirit. My name is Optimus Prime and I send this message. Though we did not choose to be of Earth, it would seem that we are here to stay. If you approach this planet with hostile intent, know this: We will defend ourselves. We will defend humanity. We will defend our home."
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(01-24-2012 07:08 PM)Wargamer Wrote:  Guys, that was a parody site making fun of over zealous Christians. I thought it was fairly obvious...rolleyes

Mate they cover allot on the site and nowhere does it say that so, have your opinion, we will have our and in the meanwhile we will keep on the topic of the actual game review itself. Thumbs Up

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Indeed it's a fake, but it's funny.

They also made a fake petition about Skyrim, and put it on the White House website, but it seems to have been removed.

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(01-24-2012 07:51 PM)Klenval Wrote:  Indeed it's a fake, but it's funny.

They also made a fake petition about Skyrim, and put it on the White House website, but it seems to have been removed.
And there you go. wink

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(01-24-2012 07:56 PM)Wargamer Wrote:  
(01-24-2012 07:51 PM)Klenval Wrote:  Indeed it's a fake, but it's funny.

They also made a fake petition about Skyrim, and put it on the White House website, but it seems to have been removed.
And there you go. wink


Do you pay attention when I say on topic, I posted this for amusement one way or another, not to be analyzed.
Also I don't see it stating fake on it at any point though regardless it makes little difference to the reason I have posted it so please, try to get the joke. rolleyes

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this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages nice post

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Though it might be a parody the fact that many thought it to be real speaks volumes does it not?

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Pfft.. I still LOLd real or not. Thanks for that link!!

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Nooo!
My school blocks the site under the category 'tasteless'.

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I still can not stop laughing about the Cream Filled Demons

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ROFL, no no no, this is a joke. It has to be. It is far to insane to be real. I'm positive that it is a joke. Anyway, good thread, was pretty hilarious. But seriously, this is not the real deal, nobody is that insanely retarded.

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I don't know, the fact I want to say its fake but we all still doubt it we are right saying so just goes to show how bad things are. Perv

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