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quote[0]="I recently purchased a Bretonian men at arms kit and of course the giant kit.  I LOVE EXTRAS!!!! Sure we have our gravestones and our arrows.... The Bretonian spru has a snail! A SNAIL!!! <br><em>SethDrallitoc @ CN</em>"
quote[1]="People could just call them dire hamsters and call the doom wolf Hamtaro painting the hair (well, the few strings of hair) yellow<br><em>Redna Xela @ CN</em>"
quote[2]="MvC: Yeah...last time I was in a GW the manager guy spent like 5 mins trying to convince me to buy 2 zombie boxs instead of 1 box and a pack of bases ...they really care too much about profits.<br>E: Not “How can we help you?”  Its now 'How much can we sell you?' WD is gone the same. <br><em>Maxim von Carstein & Elyrioth @ CN</em>"
quote[3]="Oh the sheer thought of destroying some five-year-old with glasses who loves that whole ninja/sneaky genre and getting him weened off that BS early in life just sets me aquiver<br><em>Defender of Ulthuan</em>"
quote[4]="I had to Google 'Big Red Book' to figure out it meant the WFB rulebook - I thought it had something to do with Mao.<br><em>Condottiere @ Ogre Stronghold</em> "
quote[5]="I'm just suprised that GW! of all people came up with a great idea like this. It scares me that they may be getting smarter.<br>On a side note- Well, us Americans will be saving roughly four dollars - Hooray!<br><em>Huoshini @ Warseer</em>"
quote[6]="I agree. Everything else would do my army some good. But, good god, I can't justify spending money on Alith Anar and his friends.<br><em>Ethlorien @ Warseer</em>"
quote[7]="A night goblin WAAAGH without Squigs is like a hairless grizzly bear. Plain wrong and very disturbing. So I have Squigs. <br><em>GobbladasSquig</em>"
quote[8]="Hmm, I can see it now. <br>Soldier 1: 'Hey, Guys, I'm hitting this 'ere Squig and Goblins are dying! WTF is happening with that, eh?! Wierd or what!' <br>Soldier 2: 'Dunno, but it's definitely wierd. I'm hitting these Goblins but the Squigs aren't dying!' <br><em>Darmort on 6th Edition O&G @ CN</em>"
quote[9]="I was travelling with my large-scale live steam engine worth more than several WHFB armies together, and the securigits want to take it apart. NO!. They will not be able to get in the boiler so they want to CUT IT OPEN and when I say, I'll check it instead, they are CONVINCED its some sort of bomb. I miss several flights as they take my checked luggage apart looking very funny at my butane cans, water, etc. I fired the thing up on the floor started the radio control and then had half the airport force, it seemed, watching my loco chuff-chuff back and forward on the floor. After it cooled down, a railfan amongst them escorted me onto my plane.<br><em>ArchMagosAlchemys @ CN</em>"
quote[10]="Would love to see those small, beardy Vampires running around the battlefield biting at legs and gnawing on fingers.<br>'Oy! Get down ya green git, an' let me give ya a kissie!'<br><em>Thanmar Thrask @ CN</em>"
quote[11]="Vampire bats in South America actually lick blood from cattle as described above. But the cattle doesn't become undead thereafter.<br><em>Bregalad @ Warseer</em>"
quote[12]="Q. What is the best Chaos Power?<br>A. Slaanesh. After all, you're doing your enemy a favour.<br><em>Makenshi @ RoR (R.I.P.)</em> "
quote[13]="Zombies don't kill, they recruit!<br><em>Silas Gravedigger @ CN</em>"
quote[14]="Harkon had his moments of clarity and brilliance, while Konrad was a maniac 24/7.<br><em>The Inspector @ CN</em>"
quote[15]="The current ones are possessed, I swear! Possessed by the ghosts and spirits of the unfortunate couple of skeletons that have been crushed, they appear out of nowhere with their big, sharp, and pokey weapons of hurtiness.<br><em>Sirihar @ CN</em>"
quote[16]="I am Porphyrion, Guardian of the White Tower of Hoeth! My skill with flashing blade is without equal! I will... uh... damn. Hey, you with the Null Stone! Could you give a guy a break? Stand over there! You're making me forget how to use my sword <br><em>PrinceAerandir on 6th Edition HE @ Warhammer Realm</em>"
quote[17]="Few things in life make sense and unfortunately for you I am not one of them.<br><em>Richie @ CN</em>"
quote[18]="For me it has to be the Strigoi if only they had a decent set of minis that didn't look like rejects from the first rocky film (ADRIANNNNN!!!!!!).<br><em>Richie @ CN</em>"
quote[19]="Inspect it Inspector!<br><em>Quercia dei Eternita @ The Waystone (R.I.P.)</em>"
quote[20]="I've had at least 3 people adding me for no reason saying they're hot girls. A few deletes and blocks later I resumed with my life <br><em>Count Guillaume (MV) @ CN</em>"
quote[21]="Hummerluver58: Sorry for my ignorance, but what is an Appaloosa?<br>Woodpecker: A 12 foot long flying Vietnameese-American fish. There are three left alive on the planet. There were 4, but I'm eating one right now. They are unique in that they breath sawdust.<br><em>Woodpecker and Hummerluver58 @ The Waystone (R.I.P.)</em>"
quote[22]="Hmm, I can see it now. Soldier 1 'Hey, Guys, I'm hitting this 'ere Squig and Goblins are dying! WTF is happening with that, eh?! Wierd or what!' <br>Soldier 2 'Dunno, but it's definitely wierd. I'm hitting these Goblins but the Squigs aren't dying!'<br><em>Darmort @ CN</em>";quote[23]="Let's not be too hard on the folks that want to play a 'winny' army, they may be looking for some tournament glory or haven't really fallen in love with an army yet. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm taking my orcs out to dinner and then a romantic movie.<br><em>Sergeant Uriel Ventris @ Warseer</em>";quote[24]="SG: As if the New HE weren't cheesy enough, they're getting a codex too? <br>Pcgamer: It's really not that big of a deal. People know what he means.<br>SG:It is a big deal. If HE are getting a codex that implies they are using lasguns and jetbikes too. That'a pretty big imbalance! I don't care if they are just T3!<br><em>Shimmergloom and pcgamer72 @ Warseer</em>";quote[25]="Player of the only known High Elf Lahmian to live on Ulthuan in secrecy. Take that you dirty pointy eared arrogant gits!<br><em>Draconis @ CN</em>";quote[26]="You started painting your son?!?!?!?!?<br><em>James_Rayner @ The Warhammer Forum</em>";quote[27]="...and remember, there's nothing funny 'bout a clown in the moonlight...<br><em>Evil Clown @ CN</em>";quote[28]="Now here is where the fluff comes in, Wouldn't all Elves be considered Master Archers? Heck even Eltharion is BS 6 and he's Blind.<br><em>Kloud13 on 6th Edition HE @ Warseer</em> ";quote[29]="This model is so good, I created an account just so i could say so.<br><em>Rahveel @ Coolminiornot</em>";quote[30]="<u>RE: Happy with Nemesis Crown result?</u><br> The advertising was more impressive than the campaign....<br><em>Nikolaj-Knude @ CN</em>";quote[31]="Since when would you ever expect to finish them all? I thought the rule was: 'he who dies with the most unpainted miniatures wins?' :-)<br><em>Silashand @ Bugman's Brewery</em>";quote[32]="<u>RE:Who has got a Medieval or Pre-Med. Weapon ?</u> I have a pointy stick and a couple of rocks. </br><em>Ozorik @ Warseer</em>";quote[33]="<u>RE: Legal Armies</u> Some sort of character choice and a few core choices I find are essentially for all armies. I just cant seem to make my army legal without them. <br><em>Theunwantedbeing @ Warseer</em>";quote[34]="<u>RE: WHFB and real life</u> Do what you enjoy and don't feel you have to justify your life choices to anyone. PS - If its girls in pubs your worried about finding out then take a Squig with you, chicks dig Squigs!<br><em>Lardidar @ Warseer</em>";quote[35]="Infantry Captain: My lord! Our enemies are using the spirits of the dead against us! Our arrows and spears are useless! Shall we call upon our wizards to banish them?<br>General: No! Squire, fetch me my GREAT WEAPON! That'll send those damned undead back to hell!! <br><em>Ethereals will not be T7 Infantry @ Warseer</em>";quote[36]="Someday I'm going to buy some beastman figures and model some gors wielding ungors like shields.<br><em>ZeroTwentythree @ Warseer</em>";quote[37]="<u>RE: Just married!</u> congrats! going anywhere nice for the honeymoon? (and have you checked to see if there is a GW there? )<br><em>Lord Malek The Red Knight @ Warseer</em>";quote[38]="The army is so chalk full of special rules and abilities that Ghouls have the special rule of following normal rules, lol (i.e. not immune to psych, not unbreakable, etc... i.e. a normal unit) <br><em>Nell2ThaIzzay @ Warseer</em>";quote[39]="Whine and Cheese should be reserved for dinner parties. Not warhammer!!<br><em>TheWarSmith @ Warseer</em>";quote[40]="All in all, one of the sorriest release schedules I've ever seen- unless you play 40K or LotR. You know I really WANT to give GW my money, all they have to do is release things worth buying. I'm a High Elf player, I WANT to be blown over and impressed by new releases- instead GW think they're going to make their money by just giving High Elves amazing overpowering rules and expecting us players to once again be grateful. It's not gonna happen this time. <br><em>EvC @ Warseer</em>";quote[41]="Wait... you can finish an army?!? I'd never considered that. <br><em>hakoMike @ Underempire</em>";quote[42]="i met an opponent who said Dryads were immune to the lore of fire!<br><em>DarkHand6 @ CN</em>";quote[43]="not bad - never heard of Tzneesh though!<br><em>DarkHand6 @ CN</em>";quote[44]="<b>10) Are you a painter or a gamer?</b> both although suffering from SSI (severe shake itis) my painting isnt that great <br><em>Sid @CN</em>";quote[45]="Ironskintribe: Congrats AOA. And hey to everyone, I guess I have some free time now Shootyarmies: 6-month threadomancy, nice. <br><em>Ironskintribe & Shootyarmies @ Seraphim</em>";quote[46]="That is not how I apply the word 'service' in the context of a 'mount'. That's grooming. Servicing is something COMPLETELY different.<br><em> ArchMagosAlchemys @ Asrai.org</em>";quote[47]="Daemonettes are brilliant. No, seriously, they're ace, nothing says Chaos like a dancing big breasted creature with claws and the look of a vengeful wife hitting a cheating husband.<br><em> Voltaire on Daemonettes @ CN</em>";quote[48]="It's all about being reasonable. Like if I ever do take an asp bow, and my opponent calls me on not having a model with a bow representing it, they will never, ever, find the body grin<br><em>darknesseternal in the WYSIWYG thread @ CN</em>";quote[49]="darthuhmeyer: its not a loss either. I should warn you, I am prepared to debate this point for no reason until nothing on this thread makes sense any more.<br>TrevytheGreat: But we'll get posts...<br><em>darthuhmeyer and TrevytheGreat @ BOM</em> ";quote[50]="Vekarin: I thought the fluff behind the Daemonettes was that they were supposed to seduce enemy soldiers, not make them stand back and say 'Eewww...you look like my ex-wife!'<br>Grish: Make it a point to never marry someone with a crab arm. Even IF she can open a jar on her own.<br><em>Vekarin & Grishnakh99 @ CN</em>";quote[51]="Sigmar defeated armies of orcs, undead, and Chaos. He killed both Nagash and the contemporary Everchosen. He was an unstoppable monster of badassery who ate evil for breakfast and crapped out awesome.<br><em>Ktotwf @ CN</em>";quote[52]="Well, no doubt that you have seen the new preview for the next WD. Honestly, it looks like I might just burn it the minute I get it. Or put it in the blender. Actually, I might just split it in half, and put one half into the fire, and 'blend' the other. Yes, that is what I'll do.<br> <em> Sirihar on White Dwarf @ CN</em>";quote[53]="Though cool thing that the Banshee will finally be set loose on the ITP's. I just hope she keep her targeting rules of today:<br>'Hey Mr Treeman, would you mind crashing into my tarpit of Zombies so my spooky girlfriend here can scream you to death? Thank you for your co-operation.' <br>'Mr Waltar? Have you heard this latest tune, The Hills Are Alive, With Writhing Body Parts? I'll sing it for you. It's either that, or rap.<br>'Mr Nike Old Blood? Your spawning of Tlazcotl is so cute. Too bad you can't plug it into your ears.' <br>'Mr Tomb King, thank you for landing so close to me with your cool Cloak of Dunes. Now you can enjoy my concert.'<br> <em> N.I.B. @ Warseer</em>";quote[54]="You'll often find a Dwarf or Tomb King player argue that they don't generate any power dice when they see the Black Coach, and may refuse to let you roll them. The solution is to cast Curse of Years (or any other RiP) spell on one of their units, and when they try and use those same power dice they claimed didn't exist to dispel it in their turn, beat them to death with their own shoes. It's the only way.<br><em>EvC @ CN</em>";quote[55]="Yes, VC are nearly all about the characters, what do you expect from an army named after the characters? It isn't Warhammer: Random Undead.<br><em>The_raptor @ Warseer</em>";quote[56]="Empire are all about the combined arms. Gunlines are not the aim, and are indeed symptoms of 'youropponentisatwerpitis' more than anything.<br><em>Mad Dok Grotsnik @ Warseer</em>";quote[57]="oh no, i NEED a zombie hybrid scrap launcher catapult trash bag of doom and devastation.<br><em>Aegis @ CN</em>";quote[58]="I then moved onto Empire which I loved but as already said they are about as magical as a fart<br><em>monkeyboy1989 @ CN</em>";quote[59]="What bothers me is the khorne guys (on the new army book cover) look more like gay cybermen than Warriors of Khorne<br><em>Voltaire @ CN</em>";quote[60]="The one arm is un-armored because of the number one factor people forget when it comes to converting.... If it looks super kool, do it.<br><em>VON_KRUG @ CN</em>";quote[61]="Even Nagash would bow to such perfection!<br><em>Vasiel @ CN</em>";quote[62]="Okay, just for the record, Luthor Huss is the warhammer worlds Chuck Norris.You can hardly kill him, little less claim his head! You might just be lucky and wound him. <br><em>Boo @ CN</em>";quote[63]="Vakthai: Sweet Jesus, Khorne and Slaanesh together in the same box!??!?!<br>Binky: Nope, just Khorne and Slaanesh, Jesus will be released in a blister. <br><em>Vakthai & Binky @ Warseer</em>"
quote[64]="The vegetarian zombies next door want Graaaaiiiiinnnnz<br><em>Fodderboy @ CN</em>"
quote[65]="'Arkhan the Black?' Mircea shouted. 'You Magnificent B*stard! I read your book!'<br><em>Gree roleplaying in The Vampire Council @ CN</em>"
quote[66]="Well my Wood Elves are cold and savage killers, raging with hormones, and they'll bugger any survivor to death despite race or sexes.We're so far beyond homosexuality. Man, chicken, anything. Those shapeshifter alters can get real nasty<br><em>The Red Scourge @ Warseer</em>"
quote[67]="'AHHH the demonic preverted one has spoken, run for your un-live's before it's to late.<br><em>Mr Nightwere commenting on Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[68]="Does anyone else get reminded of Pumba from the Lion King when they see the new Razorgor?<br><em>Rebel @ CN</em>"
quote[69]="Space Marines may spit acid but they fart money for GW.<br><em>Gogglor on why another Space Marine Codex is being released @ CN</em>"
quote[70]="The 'fantasy' lies in us thinking that GW might release something between the two Space Marine releases... that doesn't include more Space Marines!!! <br><em>Bishop on why another Space Marine Codex is being released @ CN</em>"
quote[71]="Chapter 47 (The Dead Walk Fast) should be renamed to The Dead Should Post Faster <br><em>Sweeney Todd on slow posting in the TVC @ CN</em>"
quote[72]="Redarmy27: I can't seem to get the magic wand to work the way I want it to.<br>Capt Rubber Ducky: That's what she said! <br><em>Redarmy27 and Capt Rubber Ducky discussing Redarmy27's painting log @ CN</em>"
quote[73]="I wish my uncle Roger would stop coming into my bedroom late at night for special chats <br><em>Blade1889 in the Corrupted Wish Thread @ CN</em>"
quote[74]="Well, we all experienced some brown on our hands at some point in our lives <br><em>Loempiaketzer on 'the Jinxed army' plog @ CN</em>"
quote[75]="I see the Ministry of the Bleeding Obvious is out in force! <br><em>EvC AKA Count Flapula @ WarSeer</em>"
quote[76]="Protecting the Imperium of Man from its many enemies! What enemies? All I see is Marine fights, with the odd Nid player. <br><em>Johnny B on why another Space Marine Codex is being released @ CN</em>"
quote[77]="Love it, love it! LOVE IT! love it love it love it! LOOOOVE IT! peanut butter <br><em>Beeblicon on Mousekiller's Mortals of Chaos @ CN</em>"
quote[78]="Monsters galore. Seems like only thing GW can do to counter bigger monsters is just keep giving out more and more monsters. Sorry, but this is a war game, not monsterapocolypse. <br><em>Xragg talking about new Beastmen book @ Warseer</em>"
quote[79]="Campbellstein: In official stuff, tournaments, games workshop etc, you wouldn't be able to do that. WYSIWYG rules on those cases.<br>Beeblicon: This is why you greenstuff yourself a super super tiny abyssal terror....conversions are both approved and encouraged right? lol, you could even make it cute and call it Harvey and have it rest upon the vampires shoulder and annoyingly repeat everything anyone says. <br><em>Campbellstein and Beeblicon on WYSIWYG rules @ CN</em>"
quote[80]="Thuryon: I'm considering something similar for a couple of bases, but it feels a bit weird to have for example Empire troops running around when you''re facing something like Daemons or Lizardmen. <br> Ironlord: But its always funny to have random humans running around, if I was a lord of undeath I would keep a few in cages and release them randomly into packs of wolves/bats/zombies for my amusement... <br><em>Thuryon and Ironlord on alternative Fell Bat ideas @ CN</em>"
quote[81]="SeldoM's ghouls we're looking good (especially the work on the arses) <br><em>Capt Rubber Ducky on SeldoM's Golden Bat Ghoul entries @ CN</em>"
quote[82]="A head on legs eye?Can your necromancers create me a female headonlegs, with the same leg height as my legs? I have an idea. <br><em>Sanai on conversions @ CN</em>"
quote[83]="Evanm7, do you really want DoN to sticky anything for you? You're braver than I am <br><em>Fodderboy after Evanm 7 asked for the 'VAU: Tale of Hardon' thread to be stickied @ CN</em>"
quote[84]="I was sleeping lightly, as you can imagine, and I have a feeling the Esteemed Hardon was the first to rise. <br><em> Marcus Von Drac RP'ing in VAU: Tale of Hardon @ CN</em>"
quote[85]="I hate every unit* in every army, because I play Dark Elves. <br>*Except units carrying the Standard of Balance. I'm just indifferent about them for some reason. <br><em> SkaerKrow @ Warseer</em>"
quote[86]=" 'I offer you my assistance in finding the von Carstein ring. This is Madness!' Cerberus croaked. Simon turned his head so that the ruined part faced Cerberus, 'Madness? THIS IS NEXETERNUS! AND WE ARE VON CARSTEIN!' Simon yelled. <br><em>  Simon von Carstein RP'ing in the TVC @ CN</em>"
quote[87]="What, You think my Ogre is too intellactual? Would you rather him go 'OM NOM NOM Humans taste YEE-HAW!!'<br><em>Itzcoatl @ Facebook Warhammer Group</em>"
quote[88]=" 'Holy SH*T! IT'S SIGMAR!' Mircea screamed in horror. 'GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!' <br><em> Gree RP'ing in the TVC @ CN</em>"
quote[89]=" DoN: Wow....it's like you're looking into my house right now.......<br>GoW: Don't worry DoN! There's only about ten of us out here.<br>DoN: Suppose it's about time I put some underwear on then........nah<br>GoW: Why bother? We havn't!<br><em>  Disciple of Nagash and Get of W'soran @ CN</em>"
quote[90]="Pikes are more than cool. They make me happy in my pants. <br><em> Uryens de Crux @ Dogs of War Online</em>"
quote[91]="Having fought Daemons on a number of occasions now I can tell you we have one surefire tactic they never EVER prepare for. Once you've made you armies - but just before deployment - chuck his models' case out a window. Sorted. <br><em> Paksos on 7th Edition DoC @ CN</em>"
quote[92]="DoN: So it looks like shortly we will have the function to play online games.<br> CRD: Paints for sale! <br><em>Disciple of Nagash and Capt Rubbery Ducky @ CN</em>"
quote[93]="In the grim dark past of the alternate universe of WHFB, offensive stuff happens, get over it. <br><em> Zanos @ CN</em>"
quote[94]="There's comparing apples and oranges, and then there's comparing apples and reverse quantum polar bears firing laserbeams out of their eyes. <br><em> Lord Fear @ CN</em>"
quote[95]="I think that the reason we play this and talk to people online about it is because we're insane, and if we didn't we would probably find *ahem* other things to do, such as kill people, light gerbils on fire and launch them out of cannons mounted on Golf Carts, and generally mess-up the collection of boundaries and taboos that we call a 'society'. <br><em> Alexos @ CN</em>"
quote[96]="Chuck Norris does not take a perils of the warp test when he uses psychic powers, the Chaos gods take a perils of the Chuck Norris test instead. <br><em> Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[97]="The Space Marines and Imperial Guard look to the Emperor for courage and strength. The Emperor looks to Chuck Norris, and pees himself.<br><em> Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[98]="And once my opponent discovers the reason why I have two Varghulfs is so I can march easier that will guarantee their demise by shooting. (all you dwarf and empire players please disregard this Vargulhfs don't make you move faster, that is just a myth.)<br><em> Artisturn @ CN</em>"
quote[99]="I'm guessing you meant that eldargirl will find some human peoples with communication-to-girl deficit disorders? <br><em>MYU in response to females desire to go to Warhammer World @ BoLS</em>"
quote[100]="It’s probably just another hysterical rumour, like d10 dice, percentages instead of special/core/rare/etc slots, and the dark eldar getting a codex. <br><em>Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[101]="Personally I think the Dragon Trap is worse than the Bats. I can see a ton of bats tying a Greater Daemon up. I can't see a Dire Wolf champion calling out a Blood Thirster to battle.<br>Direwolf: ‘ARF ARF! ARF Growwwwwwl’<br>Thirster: ‘BLARG! It's OOOOON!’<br>....<br>Thirster: ‘OH NO! I've been TRICKED! ...AGAIN!’ <br><em>Grish @ CN</em>"
quote[102]="G: I've been told i have an unreasoning hatred of models using scythes. People all seem to think they're large, scary looking weapons of badassery (yes, it’s a word). To me, it's a damn farm tool. If you're going to equip your wraiths with scythes, why not Hoes (the gardening kind), shears, and maybe a push lawnmower? Are we fielding the spirits of Farmers here, or of something truly scary?<br>LF: I think they'd be quite scary with shears, too.<br>G: Oh jeeze. We'll have an undead army of farmers wielding turnips and carrots. We'll slaughter the enemy and trim their hedges, and bring in the potatoes for the season.<br>LF: Well, get converting man.<br>G: That's exactly what I'm trying to do. Just not models in this case. <br><em>  Grish & Lord Fear@ CN</em>"
quote[103]="S: Also, as I have said before, by your logic, bows, spears, knives, tridents, javelins, hammers and axes shouldnt be used as weapons either.<br>O: Sweet! We still have rocks, short pointy sticks, and Dirt! I’m set. I can beat people with a branch just as well as they can throw a rock. I might even get a twoferone and hit him with the branch and a rock. They might even choke on dirt after. Huzzah! <br><em>Sanai & Onikaigo  @ CN</em>"
quote[104]="I never had a near death experience, but I was forced to sit through and watch the movie ‘momma mia’ once. <br><em>Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[105]="So your wildest game is mutated boar huh? Well I laugh at that, in Kislev boar hunt you!<br><em>Boo RP’ing in a VAU @ CN</em"
quote[106]="The game is neither about winning nor having fun, but about showcasing our latest minis. <br><em> The Red Scourge @ CN</em>"
quote[107]="Yea, friday night is beer night? Am I right!<br>…and less than an hour later.. .<br>i'm hsvin gbeer night right now .) <br><em> Boo@ CN</em>"
quote[108]="...most reliable posters have confirmed HE and Skaven. Saying the starter sets aren't varied is like disguising a Squig as a Slaan, to infiltrate a Lizardmen temple. <br><em>Deff Mekz  @ Warseer</em>"
quote[109]="Who needs kids when you can have vampires? I can get a vampire Lord for less than $20 and some time, and he only costs 205+ pts. A kid costs massive, massive amounts of money, and doesn’t enable your skeletons to march move. <br><em>Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[110]="The difference is Superman isn't real, Sigmar is. <br><em>Pietr von Carstein @ CN</em>"
quote[111]="Besides, who can compare puny lances and magical weapons to Abhorash's mighty fangs? They're only fuelled by the strength of men, whereas Abhorash could bite Archaons head off, helm and all and spit it at Sigmar (causing 2D6 wounds) <br><em>Dreadgrass @ CN</em>"
quote[112]="I'm just too lazy to write that I want to say the same thing as Vekarin (Trevy). That's why I quoted his post... <br><em>The Dark Sheep  @ CN</em>"
quote[113]="CRD: I'm pretty sure Horses (which would be used for heavy cavalry) where bread to carry the load of fully plated knights and barding without too much difficulty.<br> TtG: Horses were bread!? It makes you wonder why anyone you go through all the trouble of baking something that large, let alone taking the massive pastry into battle! <br><em> Capt Rubber Ducky & Trevy the Great@ CN</em>"
quote[114]="TtG: I know that you're the administrator and all that, DoN, but as the one and only global moderator I feel inclined to tell you that the above post did not contribute in any way to the discussion...Unless those are funny quotes.<br>DoN: Don't you get cheeky young whelp or I'll modhammer your arse back to the stone ages!<br>S: Why does the above comment turn me on slightly?<br>TtG: Sanai -  Affixing witty ends to conversations since 2009! <br><em>  Trevy the Great, Disciple of Nagash & Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[115]="MvD: Does this contribute at all.<br>TtG: Marcus, I think it's time you learned that any post that references me is contributing, no matter the subject.<br>MvD: Egocentric much?! <br><em>Marcus von Drac & Trevy the Great @ CN</em>"
quote[116]="Shit happens. At times like this, Bring on the FRICKIN' BADASSE TEDDY BEARS. <br><em>Harland @ CN</em>"
quote[117]="I hope this whole mess has been cleared up then.<br>It's really just something I'd like to just sweep under the metaphorical rug. I hope it fits under there, with all the frauds, thefts and murd- moving swiftly on... <br><em>Harland @ CN</em>"
quote[118]="Heck, I even asked my buddy from Atlanta who doesn't even play the bloody game what his take on this rule was, and he agreed with me. <br><em>CushionRide on How to Win a Rules Debate @ Warseer</em>"
quote[119]="Once my girl starts bitching those steggies start twitching. <br><em>Artisurn on What Has Your Banshee Killed? @ CN</em>"
quote[120]="… you double post again and I'll make you suffer in eternal torment - Tied to a chair - Eyes taped open - and a TV in front of you...forcing you to watch...Twilight<br>Edit: Dun, Dun, Duuuuuun!!!!!!! <br><em>Order of the Blood Dragon @ CN</em>"
quote[121]="CN is the 'Chuck Norris' of Warhammer Forums. <br><em>ChaosJedi666@ CN</em>"
quote[122]="Our dragon just hops to the left and Danses in - a la The Timewarp. <br><em>Fodderboy @ CN</em>"
quote[123]="BW: I would pay to see someone try to bard an ethereal steed…*Skeleton puts barding on steed, watches silently as barding sinks through steed and falls onto the floor. Picks up barding, puts it back on steed, watches silently as barding sinks through steed and falls onto the floor. Picks up barding...*You get the picture.<br>R: The problem with that is, if the barding won't stay on the steed, why would the rider?<br>BW: Now that's the kind of thinking we like in these parts! I'd suggest that unlike normal skeletons, Wights have actually had their bones hollowed out and filled with helium. Thus their riding ability is not actually riding, but more...floating. <br><em>BigbyWolf & Rtunian @ Warseer</em>"
quote[124]="That picture of peach gave me a 1Up mushroom. <br><em>Sanai in the Sexy Video Game Characters Thread @ CN</em>"
quote[125]="S: Just got off the phone to gamesworkshop, and ive been picked to go to interview for a job to run a store super excited lol.<br>CD: ... best of luck. Try not to take any Mantic models to your interview! <br><em>Spencer and Count Darvaleth @ CN</em>"
quote[126]="F: Though its a bit late, you can discuss anything you choose here with other players, and keep what you wish secret.<br>MN: I have to switch the lights on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die... Oh wait, I don't think forgottenlor was talking about this... Forget what I just said. <br><em>  Forgottenlor & MaanNaam @ The Ogre Stronghold</em>"
quote[127]="Besides, Math-hammer is like my wife: pleases men who don't play enough, but never 100% correct. <br><em>Humaneater @ CN</em>"
quote[128]="How will I make 8th work for me? Easy, play Dwarfs. <br><em>Big D Von Carstein@ CN</em>"
quote[129]="I will still love my zombie horde... just not ... like ... that... <br><em>Fodderboy @ CN</em>"
quote[130]="A: If people want to argue, pull the faq out and give them a paper cut.<br>TtG: I love you, Aegis<br><em>Aegis & Trevy the Great @ CN</em>"
quote[131]="Riders why would the horses need them they just get in the way. <br><em>Santawraith @ CN</em>"
quote[132]="S: I had a phone interview at 9AM and my interviewer sounded hung over lol.<br>CJ: Oh, that sucks. Lol, if he said that to me, I'd have turned around and said, ‘Well, I play VC with Mantic models....’ <br><em>Spencer & ChaosJedi666@ CN</em>"
quote[133]="D: Count D; Ever get told you look like Jervis from GW?<br>CD:Ha! Lol that is Jervis, and it's not really me. <br><em> Danceman & Count Darvaleth in Yourself! On a Picture @ CN</em>"
quote[134]="Enjoy yourself, and remember what a friend of mine told me when I was in Highschool: Take it easy, man. And if it's easy, take it home. <br><em>  Onikaigo@ CN</em>"
quote[135]="TtG: I'm lovin' the Squiggoth. Do you still have a house after purchasing that bad boy?<br>N:Sadly lost the house, both cars, the wife, and 2 fingers in the whole purchase. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT! <br><em> Trevy the Great & Nazgrr @ CN</em>"
quote[136]="A update that is more a tease; like a girl only allowing you to see her bra. <br><em>Santawraith@ CN</em>"
quote[137]="Nagash did return.......let’s just say I would be tent-pole-in-pants happy....... <br><em> Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[138]="Santa: So did you ever get a new camera or anything painted, tomorrow is the first big day.<br>Sana: I hope you didn't get a new camera painted.... <br><em>Santawraith & Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[139]="D: (<em>Despairing over painting his vampire</em>) aww gawd it gets harder and harder...<br>S: Urrggee.... to sexualise.......growing....... <br><em>Count Darvaleth & Sanai  @ CN</em>"
quote[140]="K: This is plain when reading the rules properly and not trying to apply more logic and inventing words up within the rules where they do not exist!<br>C: Making stuff up that doesn't exist, sir, is a proud American tradition! Look at our politicians and media! <br><em>Kalandros & Coyote @ CN</em>"
quote[141]="Squigs and Ladders produced by GW, would cost $200 and include over 10 plastic models!!!! <br><em>Shimmergloom @ Warseer</em>"
quote[142]="I hate Sigvald... ‘O noooo! I got dirty! I need to look at myself in my shield/mirror!’ COME ON!!! Slaanesh could have done better... <br><em>Vladimir the Bloody @ CN</em>"
quote[143]="It’s NO FUN insulting people that are TOO DAMN STUPID to even realize it! <br><em>Store Owner of the Ogre’s Den @ CN</em>"
quote[144]="R27: DoN, I'd paint you something to your liking, but going off of your wants and desires I wouldn't even be able to post it appropriately. And even if I could, you wouldn't be able to see the damn mini because of so much censorship blurring. <br>DoN: AH but luckily I know the boss of this site pretty well and he said it would be ok to post pics of lovely naked lady models. <br><em> Redarmy27 & Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[145]="CJ: You never know Sanai, it could proove interesting story. Female host character, group of guys, vampires sucki...I'm not too sure I want to continue this line of thought...<br>DoN: I'll be in, bio tomorrow. <br><em>ChaosJeddi666 & Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[146]="Next time someone complains about ASF on elves, go ahead and punch them in the face. If you dont knock them out with the first punch then they dont will really have an excuse to complain about ASF. <br><em>ForlornHope  @ ulthuan.net</em>"
quote[147]="CD: And by fun we do not mean comedy. Our fun is definitely not something that you would laugh at. But in time, if you really take our 'ideas' to the extreme... (ie: Sanai) I guess you could laugh at the 'fun' we give to others.<br>S: Hey! I am not the extreme! Its Vekarin (Trevy) you gotta watch out for. <br><em>Count Darvaleth & Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[148]="Sanai: Mind reader! I was watching those the other day and was thinking of posting them up.<br>Swiss: Sanai if I was reading your mind there would not be enough bleach in the universe to cleanse the memory of what I'd read....<br><em>Sanai & Swissdictator @ CN</em>"
quote[149]="TtG: (<em>Previously known as Vekarin the Dark Bladed</em>)Hey kids, ChaosJedi is going away for a little while so he asked me to be in charge of killing people....Be nice, or you'll die next!<br>ST: Oh dear, you just inspired me with your 'Hey kids' - OHHHHHHHHH - WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? VEKKY DARKBLADE! WHO IS AS YELLOW AND POROUS AS HE? VEKKY DARKBLADE! VEKKY DARKBLADE, VEKKY DARKBLADE, VEKKY~ DARKBLADE! *whistles*<br> CD: IF PERVERTED DECADENCE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH! VEKKY DARKBLADE! THEN HOP ON HIS &SS AND FLOP LIKE A FISH! <br><em>Trevy the Great (aka Vekarin the Dark Bladed), Sweeny Todd & Count Darvaleth @ CN</em>"
quote[150]="I’ve seen mentioned in a white dwarf when one player had Lord Solar Macharius leading his Imperial Guard army. He failed a ld test, then failed multiple re-rolls, and then the Commissar executed Lord Solar Macharius, greatest hero of the imperium for cowardice. <br><em>Sanai in the Unlucky Dice Rolls thread @ CN</em>"
quote[151]="CL: We lost them in the divorce. Shoulda hadda pre-nup<br><em>Count Lasombra in Why do we not have Skeleton Archers? @ CN</em>"
quote[152]="If you have lances you will miss half of your attacks even with superior WS and + to hit. Then you will roll 1s to wound, always. Your horses on the other hand will SLAUGHTER DRAGONS. <br><em>Isfimbut @ CN</em>"
quote[153]="Banned for pursuing noble activities when there are so many, ignoble 'activities' out there... like you have said, we are cursed with bloodlust and are bloodsucking. Take out the blood, and what do you get? A lustful, lip-moistening activity. Hmmm.... APPLE BOBBING! <br><em>Count Darvaleth @ CN</em>"
quote[154]="Aww, Sanai, there’s no more loving entity than the Hivemind. We're like the Borg, we just want to welcome your genetic code into the collective, we don't discriminate, even you lower lifeform guardsmen will be welcome, all we want is to unite the universe under one entity, and have a few snacks along the way!... and now, our universal anthem! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...... *burp*..... nomnomnom! <br><em>Dreadgrass @ CN</em>"
quote[155]="I demand boobies!! <br><em>Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[156]="CF: you have to be alive to make sperm.<br> SvC: You have to be alive to walk around, kiss your lover goodnight and drop your worst enemy off a cliff. Yet vampires seem to managing very well. <br><em>COUNTFALCOR & Simon von Carstein in Can vampires have kids? @ CN</em>"
quote[157]="Gee, the impression I get here is that Warseer is some kind of anarchic wasteland where Mad Max-like troll- and spammer-gangs roam the forums with newbies and ordinary posters alike hanging by chains after their hodgepodge vehicles. <br><em>Sir_Goodspeed on Warseer @ 40konline.com </em>"
quote[158]="J: Gentlemen, i think we have proof that there is a God...<br>G: …and he is made of resin with an extremely detailed robe flapping in the wind... <br><em>Jedi152 & Guillaume on Forge World Fantasy New Division @ Warseer</em>"
quote[159]="N: I was playing against HE and that tactless b@stard, always casting irresistible force on doubles without miscasts, was ripping my army to pieces while safely hiding in a position where I couldn’t out flank him. And with some banner and crown combo the HE always had lots of dice to throw about!<br>GR: I would just like to note that referring to Teclis as 'Tactless' is just plain awesome. You sir, are going to get some Zombies. Enjoy. <br><em>Noycie & Gladius Rex on 7th Edition HE @ CN</em>"
quote[160]="A sticky to remind people to read the stickies? That can't possibly fail.<br><em>Rummy on stickied threads @ 40konline.com</em>"
quote[161]="While i don't really believe the whole 'army tiers' now as anyone can really win in 8th, I still see the following as a good indication of easier to win with and/or easier to learn;<br>….<br>Flipped the bird by GW (8th ed isn't for you!): Wood Elves. <br><em>Anubis @ CN</em>"
quote[162]="“Magic, monsters and mayhem, It's time to rock out with your cockatrice out. <br><em>RanaldLoec on Storm of Magic @ Warseer</em>"
quote[163]="Zombies are good too. Rotting flesh isn't really something you can mess up. It either looks awesome or it looks like rotting flesh. <br><em>Burnanation @ CN</em>"
quote[164]="BM: Well there is a definite lean to Slaanesh here (i'm hoping it’s not solely due to Tits!)<br>DoN: I'm sure it's not......<br>----Sanai…Also, boobies!<br>----Abbysal… there's plenty of boob action. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm flesh.<br>----DoN…Pervy conversions for the win!<br>----Cuzzy…I voted Slaanesh. Why? BOOBIES!!!<br>----Merewen…There would be boobies everywhere!<br>Well maybe! <br><em>Brian Mage & Disciple of Nagash on deciding a new army project  @ CN</em>"
quote[165]="CRD: There are some pretty long ones in there already….<br>S: That’s what she said.<br>CRD:…When I asked if I could have a straw in my drink. <br><em>Capt Rubber Ducky & Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[166]="I voted for the Asrai because they give you wood, magic wood. <br><em>Binky @ CN</em>"
quote[167]="I have made the decision. And while this forum has overwhelmingly voted for Boob-action I’m afraid the woodies have won it. <br><em>Brian Mage @ CN</em>"
quote[168]="KM: There were two children in the last VAU, me and Sanai I believe played as children. It was a blast, I'm sorry that Juan had to grow up.<br>PvC: You and Oni . My character liked you both to start but then you turned into brats and he voted you to die . Charming lad Stefan was.<br><em>KhazModan & Pietr Von Carstein @ CN</em>"
quote[169]="CD: Oh of course, silly me. Well, lots of Scrolls that do annoying things, but not necessarily all dispel scrolls. (I really want to turn a Slann into a frog... although he sorta is already...)<br>A: So a much smaller, less magical, slimier, maybe less stinky, slightly thinner, perhaps more or maybe less warty and most likely very tasty when fried if you're a hungry french knight kinda frog?!! <br><em>Count Darvaleth & Anubis @ CN</em>"
quote[170]="Banned because Im going to burn your house down, WITH LEMONS! <br><em>Lynks @ CN</em>"
quote[171]="CD: Don't you dare. I've kept it clean for weeks now!...Seriously.  Don't you even dare touch it….EDIT: You've already got it!! Noo!!! Aarrghgh!!...Who was it?! Own up!<br>S: Darvy, your signature always makes me laugh. A one-sided conversation between yourself and coloured words. <br><em>Count Darvaleth’s Signature & Sirihar  @ CN</em>"
quote[172]="The winds of magic runs like a bloke with a kidney stone going to the loo. Not allot comes out and its painful. <br><em>RanaldLoec @ CN</em>"
quote[173]="As we all approached the enemies, my guardsman whipped out his gatling megalaser and pwned them all cause he's ownage, the Emperor got off his throne and was like ‘ZOMG man you're sick’.... etc. <br><em>Count Darvaleth’s example of NOT acceptable role-playing @ CN</em>"
quote[174]="CD: it wouldn't be how I was made moderator... we don't become them for good forum work. It's because we've done special... favours... for DoN<br>H: As far as I've gathered, the above only applies if you're a woman...<br>CD: That would be true, if DoN were a mortal man...<br>H:  ... I don't quite follow your logic...Are you saying that his, um... extrahumanity makes him bisexual?<br>CD: DoN's gender cannot be categorised using only this simple, stunted dialect. You see, humans only live in a three-dimensional world. It must be so boring for you.<br>DoN: Back on topic guys......though the talk of my awesomeness is extremely gratifying<br><em>Count Darvaleth, Harland & Disciple of Nagash @ CN</em>"
quote[175]="Of course they are part of the same universe, otherwise Games Workshop won't be able to complete its ultimate plan- to bring space marines into the warhammer fantasy world. <br><em>Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[176]="TtG: I'm really sorry for my incompetence!<br>S: You have failed me for the last time Vekarin (Trevy). *Force Chokes*<br><em>Trevy the Great (previously known as Vekarin) and Sanai  @ CN</em>"
quote[177]="HOWEVER! There is 1 rule... never, under any circumstances, cast Glittering Robes on a unit containing a vampire, you will be in breach of the 1st commandment of the book of Nagash (Thou shalt NOT sparkle, shimmer, glint, glitter or otherwise reflect light so as to look absolutely FABULOUUUUS!!) <br><em>Dreadgrass @ CN</em>"
quote[178]="I can sticky it too, you know... but I wouldn't want to steal your fun. Besides, it's probably best not to come (pun not intended there!) between Sanai and something he wants to stick... <br><em>Count Darvaleth @ CN</em>"
quote[179]="T: ’Tier‘ is the most stupid concept ever. Either your army has structural flaws and cannot compete, or can compete.<br> G: I agree, it is the stupidest concept ever. Such as global warming, 9/11, and AIDS, and yet they still exist. <br><em>Tokugawa & Generalian @ DakkaDakka</em>"
quote[180]="I enjoy taking such risks. I'm not the kind of vamp who sits in a bunker of troops, if I'm going to go down its going to be in a blaze of glory cackling madly from the back of a giant monster. <br><em>Sanai @ CN</em>"
quote[181]="Krieg stepped forward and gave a polite cough. ‘Hello, my name is KRIEG and I sometimes have difficulty controlling the VOLUME OF MY VOICE. Ahem, yes. I believe the most tactically sound approach would be to KILL THEM ALL. Blood for the blood god, skulls etc. Thank you for your time.’ <br><em>Amun Sengir in the OOC thread of the Fall of Catokas @ CN</em>"