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Discussion in 'The Beast Within' started by ironlord, May 21, 2010.

  1. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    I wanted to make a fun thread in this area of the forum too let people blow off some steam if they needed it. So what we do is we type

    "I would rather [x] than [y]!"

    The reason I am including it here in the adult section is too allow us to use our fullest vocabulary and imagination without it being too much of a problem, bare in mind however that an admin can still click the "lock thread" button if they see something they don't like.

    I will get us started:

    I would rather set my balls on fire that see Sex and the City 2.
     
  2. Order of the Blood Dragon

    Order of the Blood Dragon Crypt Horror

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    You nicked my favourite options.

    I would rather see Sex and the City 2 than see another crappy twilight film (yes I was foolish enough to watch the first 2)
     
  3. IvorTangrean

    IvorTangrean Ghoul

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    I would rather see another crappy twilight film ( seen both movies and have read all of the books, they are NOT vampires! ) than see Sex and the City 2.
     
  4. Xacatecas

    Xacatecas Ghoul

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    I would rather sell myself to DoN while in Thailand than see Sex and the City two, unfortunately, my girlfriend has other plans....

    If i dont post for a long time, ill be suffering from post traumatic stress (from either option listed above!)
     
  5. Disciple of Nagash

    Disciple of Nagash The Perverted One Staff Member TVC II GM

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    That can be arranged :devil2:

    I would rather have my dick put in a vice than watch the new sex and the city movie........actually that sounds like it could be fun....*goes off to find a vice*
     
  6. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    Hey 4 replies in under a week, thats a new speed reply record for one of my threads...
    I think I should clarify that we don't need to use sex and the city in all of these (we just really want to).

    I would rather start beastm... oh wait I already did...
    Um.
    I would rather be a marine than a teacher.
     
  7. Marcus Von Drac

    Marcus Von Drac Vampire Thrall

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    I would rather bait a starving bear than hear more people whinging about twilight (yes it's bad, get over it!). :tongue:
     
  8. Order of the Blood Dragon

    Order of the Blood Dragon Crypt Horror

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    I would rather hear people whinge about twilight than put up with another crappy one
    (they might change it to have vampires who suck blood not... well you know)
     
  9. Onikaigo

    Onikaigo Vampire Lord True Blood

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    I would rather stick my twig and berries in a tank of piranhas than argue with -another- mexican how the Arizona Immigration law isn't racist.
     
  10. Order of the Blood Dragon

    Order of the Blood Dragon Crypt Horror

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    I would rather do the nasty with DoN and Oni at the same time than do the nasty with the heaviest woman in the world on top. :O :O :O
     
  11. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    Blood Dragon thats just common sense... and damned sexy.

    I would rather sit through 3 hours of my idiot brother playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 than watch 1 hour of Glee.
     
  12. Onikaigo

    Onikaigo Vampire Lord True Blood

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    Hrm, that's an interesting thought...I'm not too sure DoN wants to share me though. He apparently likes the way I move. :perv::devil2:


    I'd rather get into the octagon with Ryoto Machida (Spelling is right I think...) than have yet another credit card offer come in the mail. I've got a mini graveyard pile of them in the bottom of my wastebasket.
     
  13. Xacatecas

    Xacatecas Ghoul

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    Raise them as credit card zombies and send them right back! (using the freepost envelopes to charge the company)
     
  14. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    I would rather hand paint 100 tyranids one at a time than watch another episode of south park.
     
  15. Order of the Blood Dragon

    Order of the Blood Dragon Crypt Horror

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    I would rather never date than be with a man dressed as a woman... wth this feels like a deja vu. (not that I've been with a man dressed as a woman, but this picture makes me afraid... very afraid)
    http://www.psychographicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/female-ninjas.jpg
     
  16. Boo

    Boo Vampire Lord True Blood

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    I would rather have dinner with a cougar, than being a cougars dinner

    ha ha ha... wordplay.
     
  17. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    Well done boo!
    I would rather fall asleep right now than figure out string theory as I lay awake now.
     
  18. ChaosJedi666

    ChaosJedi666 Black Knight

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    Lol, I have actually seen a Vamp movie where the suck actually happened. Really bad scene though. Vampires Los Muertos. Hell, Family Guy can get me hor...ahem.

    I would rather spend a night with DoN than have another person try to convert me to their religion. Hmmm, would DoN come to NZ...:suck:.....:O :O :O

    EDIT : That is really really bad. Bad Chaos.
     
  19. Marcus Von Drac

    Marcus Von Drac Vampire Thrall

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    I would rather put out my eyes than read another post like ChaosJedi's last (terrifying) one. :tongue:
     
  20. ChaosJedi666

    ChaosJedi666 Black Knight

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    Tehehe:devil2:

    I would rather sit through The Notebook (again:() than watch either of the two movies listed above
     
  21. Yanda

    Yanda Black Knight

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    I would rather suck on Megan foxes Fingers, than Megan Foxes toes. I know I know toe thumbs.

    I would rather watch twilight than have a 3 minute conversation with the old couple I rent my 2nd parking space to.
     
  22. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    I would rather watch annoying orange that watch "fred" on youtube.
     
  23. TheBlackBey

    TheBlackBey Skeleton

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    I'd rather donate my left nut to science than buy another freakin' BRB.
     
  24. ironlord

    ironlord Wight King

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    thats probably a bad one since you may have to prove your loyalty to this thread in the coming months

    I would rather paint a massive 40k army than paint a massive warhammer army. (can be re-done by changing the word "paint" with the words "pay for")
     
  25. Josef

    Josef Master Necromancer True Blood

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    nothing wrong with a hot cougar when your a young and just got out of high school and are 18 =P...

    i would rather give love a chance then pass up on something that could be good (yea DoN and MS i failed in my goal lol)
     

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