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Revenge of the Three-Word-Story!

Discussion in 'Liber Mortis' started by Count Darvaleth, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. Count Darvaleth

    Count Darvaleth I <3 marmite Staff Member True Blood

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    Mwuhahahaha! :vampire3:

    That's right, you devious, drunken denizens of CN, the three-word-story has returned! However, this time there will be a twist! :devil2:

    Slowly, but surely, words will be removed from your vocabulary. When you see a moderator post like this:

    :siren: Word - word - word (whatever these words happen to be in the story)

    WORD REMOVAL: And, so, definitely, drunken. :siren:

    This means that all the specified words have been BANNED from use in the thread! You must find ever-more inventive ways of expressing yourself as more and more words are steadily removed. You can always check this post for the current banned vocabulary list.

    (As a note to mods, please copy and paste all of the banned words into this OP, editing them into the list. :thumbsup: )

    BANNED WORDS

    - Specific Words:

    Then, Also, This, Even, Although, Maybe, Them, They, However, Perhaps, Giant, Midget, Dwarf, Colossal, Pygmy, Gnome.

    - Any word beginning with:

    A, H, K, Y.



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    And so, without further ado:


    Once upon a...
     
  2. Mello

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    Yay, challenge accepted :konrad: I'll be sure to use proper grammer.

    Huge tortoise, there
     
  3. Count Darvaleth

    Count Darvaleth I <3 marmite Staff Member True Blood

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    Lived seven monkeys.


    :siren: Word Removal: Then. :siren:

    It's begun... it lives! IT LIVES! :devil2:
     
  4. Mello

    Mello Hasn't left TVC for the rest of the forum True Blood

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    Unusually for them,

    I won't post again until someone else does Darvy, sharing is caring after all, and I don't want to do a Dark heresy: Vanexide's secret again :)
     
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    They owned eighty
     
  6. Mello

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  9. Mello

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  11. Mello

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    . Sadly this didn't
     
  12. Count Darvaleth

    Count Darvaleth I <3 marmite Staff Member True Blood

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    save the members

    ... (from a word removal!)

    :siren: Word Removal: Also, this, even. :siren:

    Carry on. Eventually we might remove all words starting with "T", or something devious like that...
     
  13. The Archivist

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    from alien xenos,
     
  14. Mello

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