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ironlord

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#1
I wanted to make a fun thread in this area of the forum too let people blow off some steam if they needed it. So what we do is we type

"I would rather [x] than [y]!"

The reason I am including it here in the adult section is too allow us to use our fullest vocabulary and imagination without it being too much of a problem, bare in mind however that an admin can still click the "lock thread" button if they see something they don't like.

I will get us started:

I would rather set my balls on fire that see Sex and the City 2.
 
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#3
I would rather see another crappy twilight film ( seen both movies and have read all of the books, they are NOT vampires! ) than see Sex and the City 2.
 
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#4
I would rather sell myself to DoN while in Thailand than see Sex and the City two, unfortunately, my girlfriend has other plans....

If i dont post for a long time, ill be suffering from post traumatic stress (from either option listed above!)
 

Disciple of Nagash

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#5
Xacatecas said:
I would rather sell myself to DoN while in Thailand ...........
That can be arranged :devil2:

I would rather have my dick put in a vice than watch the new sex and the city movie........actually that sounds like it could be fun....*goes off to find a vice*
 

ironlord

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#6
Hey 4 replies in under a week, thats a new speed reply record for one of my threads...
I think I should clarify that we don't need to use sex and the city in all of these (we just really want to).

I would rather start beastm... oh wait I already did...
Um.
I would rather be a marine than a teacher.
 

Onikaigo

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#9
I would rather stick my twig and berries in a tank of piranhas than argue with -another- mexican how the Arizona Immigration law isn't racist.
 

ironlord

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#11
Blood Dragon thats just common sense... and damned sexy.

I would rather sit through 3 hours of my idiot brother playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 than watch 1 hour of Glee.
 

Onikaigo

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#12
Order of the Blood Dragon said:
I would rather do the nasty with DoN and Oni at the same time than do the nasty with the heaviest woman in the world on top. :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

Hrm, that's an interesting thought...I'm not too sure DoN wants to share me though. He apparently likes the way I move. :perv::devil2:


I'd rather get into the octagon with Ryoto Machida (Spelling is right I think...) than have yet another credit card offer come in the mail. I've got a mini graveyard pile of them in the bottom of my wastebasket.
 
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Onikaigo said:
I'd rather get into the octagon with Ryoto Machida (Spelling is right I think...) than have yet another credit card offer come in the mail. I've got a mini graveyard pile of them in the bottom of my wastebasket.
Raise them as credit card zombies and send them right back! (using the freepost envelopes to charge the company)
 
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#15
I would rather never date than be with a man dressed as a woman... wth this feels like a deja vu. (not that I've been with a man dressed as a woman, but this picture makes me afraid... very afraid)
http://www.psychographicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/female-ninjas.jpg
 

Boo

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#16
I would rather have dinner with a cougar, than being a cougars dinner

ha ha ha... wordplay.
 

ironlord

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#17
Well done boo!
I would rather fall asleep right now than figure out string theory as I lay awake now.
 

ChaosJedi666

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#18
Order of the Blood Dragon said:
I would rather hear people whinge about twilight than put up with another crappy one
(they might change it to have vampires who suck blood not... well you know)
Lol, I have actually seen a Vamp movie where the suck actually happened. Really bad scene though. Vampires Los Muertos. Hell, Family Guy can get me hor...ahem.

I would rather spend a night with DoN than have another person try to convert me to their religion. Hmmm, would DoN come to NZ...:suck:.....:O :O :O

EDIT : That is really really bad. Bad Chaos.
 

Yanda

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#21
I would rather suck on Megan foxes Fingers, than Megan Foxes toes. I know I know toe thumbs.

I would rather watch twilight than have a 3 minute conversation with the old couple I rent my 2nd parking space to.
 

ironlord

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#24
thats probably a bad one since you may have to prove your loyalty to this thread in the coming months

I would rather paint a massive 40k army than paint a massive warhammer army. (can be re-done by changing the word "paint" with the words "pay for")
 

Josef

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#25
Boo said:
I would rather have dinner with a cougar, than being a cougars dinner

ha ha ha... wordplay.
nothing wrong with a hot cougar when your a young and just got out of high school and are 18 =P...

i would rather give love a chance then pass up on something that could be good (yea DoN and MS i failed in my goal lol)
 
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