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NSFW-Sexiest Warhammer based artwork?

Dreadgrass

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#1
So, I thought it was about time for another light hearted (but, in the nature of CN's Beast Within section, somewhat perverted xD) discussion in here to give us all a bit of light hearted reprieve. Theres a lot of very serious and personal discussions rolling around atm, so I thought we could all do with a bit of a laugh along the way as well.

So, throw them up! Fan pics, official artwork, models, whatever! lets combine the 2 things that CN is most known for (Warhammer and Pervyness... probably not in that order!) and see what we can dredge up!

I'd suggest sticking to "sexy" as the guideline for posted pics, and anything going a little... "above and beyond the call of duty" (I'm looking at you Truebloods! :perv:) be provided as a link?
 

Onikaigo

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#2
:siren:Edited title for NSFW:siren:

It's going to be needed, I think! A little pre-emptive modding going on here. ;)

Good idea for a thread, and I'll definitely keep my eyes open for something a little....savory in the world of warhammer. I'm sure someone with an Elf fetish made a few good pictures.
 

Santawraith

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#4
Ohh sanai now we understand your love of the guardsmen. It is all about the female commisioner's and the power hugs.
 

Sanai

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#5
Oh no! I have been caught out!
Its also the leman russes, the autocannons...all those big, long guns that smell of oil and smoke and make loud noises and eject shell casings.......mmmmmmm....
 

Marcus Von Drac

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#6
... :|

I would be worried. Only I know there's no point. You are beyond help Sanai. Twas nice knowing you...
*Walks of whistling with hands in pockets.*
 

Dreadgrass

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#7
ahhh dear... Sanai, you've converted Marcus! We all know what them hands were up to! :perv:

Great pics Sanai, we're off to a good start!
 

Sanai

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#8


Some hot interracial titan action!



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and heres the dice that slaneeshi players use for their games of 40k!
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Onikaigo

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#11
You just have this Phallic obsession sanai. Seriously.

Go buy a Baneblade, model a Penis for a cannon, and see if your LGS lets you play with it.

I dare you.
 

Sanai

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#12
I have a baneblade.... and no, I prefer guns to penises. Theres just something so sexy about a huge, awe inspiring machine that is thrumming with power. The mechanisms, the engines, the guns, even the ammo feeds are really interesting to me. Sigh...its times like this I wish I was military.
My dad is ex RAAF (he was a gunny/radio technician/a variety of other things) and I got to see a fair bit on various visits to the bases. All those big, powerful, fast, lethal jets.... no experience in my life has been quite like being able to see an f-18 hornet up close, sit in its cockpit...actually touch something that can go supersonic, put out so much power, go so high and deliver so much ordnance.

Hmmm...it seems I have a somewhat repressed and secret obsession with machines....

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Onikaigo

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#13
Whoa. .....I don't even wanna know what kind of action she's got going on. I've heard of cutting, but....what would you even call that? Pulling? Splitting?

Anyways.

Join the military, Sanai. Seriously, get a degree, be a Pilot. Have that power at your fingertips every day. ;)
 

Sanai

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#14
Do they accept suicidal people in the military onikaigo?
I kinda doubt I would pass the psyche eval.
 

Onikaigo

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#20
See, fellas? This is why I posted NSFW in the title thread. :)

Boobies are awesome. Let's see some!
 

Danceman

The Devil in Pale Moonlight
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#21
That Vostroyan babe is not only hot as hell but I am also impressed by the quality of the drawing itself. Lots of attention to detail.

That Dark Eldar Wych made me laugh out loud :lol:
 

Sanai

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#22
You demanded boobies!
Ask and yea shall recieve...a daemonette cosplay!
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note: I have that exact same necklace.





look... I have even managed to find a sexy necron!
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Nothing is safe or sacred!



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I feel like I have failed you...in all of my searching, I have yet to see any sexy beastmen or skaven.....
 

Onikaigo

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#23
Dude, that girl 'Dressed' (Undressed...?) like a Daemonette looks like she's freezing her ass off. It can't be warm over there....seriously...

But she's hot. I'd do her. Sell my soul, whatever. :clown:
 

Dreadgrass

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#24
It certainly is taking that extra step that makes cosplay "interesting" ;) Great pics Sanai, I bow to your library, keep em coming! :thumbsup:

Kinda funny that the majority of these pics seem to be 40k, I wonder if its a symbol of a greater popularity, or the players mindsets, or what....
 

Sanai

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#25
The majority of these pics have been posted up by me lol, and I am mainly a 40k player.
Also, I could not find much warhammer fantasy stuff.
 
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