(Specifically American)
So. I'm a military guy overseas. I'm a long way from home, and I'm doin' alright. But, even this far removed from 'Ze Motherland' as I shall henceforth call Amerika, I get the trends over here that beset the country I call home. And the country that coincidentally pays my bills.
Anyways.
Point Number 1!
When the hell did sitting in public, in a group of -8- people become 'the Zone' for everyone to pull out their iphones and check their facebook? I walked around that table all ninja like, and there were four Facebook ads open, one myspace, and three games being played. Around a breakfast table. With full opportunity to interact, talk, flirt (My my I wish she was 18...), or otherwise just flex something other than your thumbs.
Wtf? I don't even know what else to say that can correctly voice my disappointment with this! It's almost to the point of stupidity.
Point Number 2!
I'm so, so so tired of radio stations playing the same (To me) offensive songs. I don't know how many times I've heard that RnB tune 'Sex You Up' hit the airwaves, or the sheer stupidity of playing Three days Grace 'Break' three times in a row! And twice without interruption! I wanted to shoot myself in the head while driving. With a nailgun. I hate RnB/Rap specifically for the seemingly majority of songs are the same. Sex, Sex, Sex, Drugs, Beat my woman, more sex after I beat my woman, some drugs after, then. Oh. I want more sex.
Now, defenders of the (C)rap trend, don't get up in arms. I know there are different songs, but they're all covers for the real evil that is mainstream (C)rap. They're like diamonds in a field of shitty stolen zirconium. Hard to find, and virtually indistinguishable from the rest.
And (C)rap, as a 'Singing' style, is overrated and stupid to my ears. It's worse than noise. I'd rather hear Richard Simmons in the background that (C)rap.
And yes, that's the ONLY radio station over here that's in english. There's not a goodly variety.
My point is this: Wtf is up with America? I knew we were getting bad, but with these sort of things happening in such a remote foothold not on the mainland....I'm losing hope. The american teenager is turning into an introverted, lazy entity that expects to do nothing and demands everything.
So. Onto the offensive part. I also saw a three hundred pound woman wearing a miniskirt. She made it look like she was wearing duct tape.
Should that count as a third point....?
Whatever. I'm just gonna stay out of America as long as possible while in uniform. After I retire, what country would have me? Britain? Denmark? Anyone out there with a couch I can borrow while I get on my feet? (In 18 years or so?)
So. I'm a military guy overseas. I'm a long way from home, and I'm doin' alright. But, even this far removed from 'Ze Motherland' as I shall henceforth call Amerika, I get the trends over here that beset the country I call home. And the country that coincidentally pays my bills.
Anyways.
Point Number 1!
When the hell did sitting in public, in a group of -8- people become 'the Zone' for everyone to pull out their iphones and check their facebook? I walked around that table all ninja like, and there were four Facebook ads open, one myspace, and three games being played. Around a breakfast table. With full opportunity to interact, talk, flirt (My my I wish she was 18...), or otherwise just flex something other than your thumbs.
Wtf? I don't even know what else to say that can correctly voice my disappointment with this! It's almost to the point of stupidity.
Point Number 2!
I'm so, so so tired of radio stations playing the same (To me) offensive songs. I don't know how many times I've heard that RnB tune 'Sex You Up' hit the airwaves, or the sheer stupidity of playing Three days Grace 'Break' three times in a row! And twice without interruption! I wanted to shoot myself in the head while driving. With a nailgun. I hate RnB/Rap specifically for the seemingly majority of songs are the same. Sex, Sex, Sex, Drugs, Beat my woman, more sex after I beat my woman, some drugs after, then. Oh. I want more sex.
Now, defenders of the (C)rap trend, don't get up in arms. I know there are different songs, but they're all covers for the real evil that is mainstream (C)rap. They're like diamonds in a field of shitty stolen zirconium. Hard to find, and virtually indistinguishable from the rest.
And (C)rap, as a 'Singing' style, is overrated and stupid to my ears. It's worse than noise. I'd rather hear Richard Simmons in the background that (C)rap.
And yes, that's the ONLY radio station over here that's in english. There's not a goodly variety.
My point is this: Wtf is up with America? I knew we were getting bad, but with these sort of things happening in such a remote foothold not on the mainland....I'm losing hope. The american teenager is turning into an introverted, lazy entity that expects to do nothing and demands everything.
So. Onto the offensive part. I also saw a three hundred pound woman wearing a miniskirt. She made it look like she was wearing duct tape.
Should that count as a third point....?
Whatever. I'm just gonna stay out of America as long as possible while in uniform. After I retire, what country would have me? Britain? Denmark? Anyone out there with a couch I can borrow while I get on my feet? (In 18 years or so?)