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Hey everyone!

I'm Farmer, and was born in '85 in Plymouth, England.

I've been into the hobby since '94 after my dad brought home a bunch of paints and blister packs from GW as his new hobby. He isn't into it now but I'd been on and off the hobby since then, and have stuck to it continuously since 2014.

Since then, I've managed to amass a decent sized O&G army consisting of around 300 minis, and a fairly decent sized VC army of around 220 minis. I unfortunately missed WFB as I live in a fairly rural part of China and didn't have the army nor the surroundings for games at that time. I now feel I'm pretty prepared for The Old World, when it finally makes it's appearance on shelves near us.

I'm a big time fan of skeletons and have always been interested in the undead armies. I've also gotten into Orcs & Goblins (who doesn't like goblins!) and Ogre Kingdoms. I quite fancy painting myself a Skaven army in the future but want to complete the majority of what I'm working on before then.

On the gaming side, I enjoy playing Warhammer: Underworlds and Kill Team, with no special preference in factions.

Aug 14, 1985 (Age: 35)
Ogre Kingdoms, Orcs and Goblins, Vampire Counts
Blood Dragon
User Country
United Kingdom


"Victory Loves Preparation."

Farmer's Undead
Farmer's Orcs & Goblins

Painting Progress:
2020 - 52 // 2019 - 54 // 2018 - 76 // 2017 - 64 // 2016 - 100 // 2015 - 90 // 2014 - 124 // 2013 - 46 // 2012 - 10