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Konstanze uses a style I like to refer to as 'flail wildly at everything in sight then run for it'. At least, she uses that when her more usual 'convince someone else to do the fighting' style fails. Or, alternatively, the 'kill it with eldritch energies' style, though that's probably not really...

Now now citizen, you've had Visomorpain (also known as Little Black Friend) lots of times before, when you were an INFRARED. It's good for you! Why else would people be so happy after taking it?

Naughty boy! Take your medicine!

The Computer's voice takes on a stern tone. 'Citizen Yakai-R, remember that failure to take prescribed medication is treason. And, itself, grounds for medication. If you do not take it, medical personnel will be forced to intervene.'

'Citizen Yakai-R, you seem unhappy. Would you like some drugs?' A small hatch in the ceiling opens and a little bottle of pills marked 'Visomorpain: 24: Take one every ten seconds until unhappy feelings gone.' bounces off Yakai's head.

Aha, you've worked out how to play! Haven't been reading the rulebook behind my back have you? That's treason you know!

Seriously, I'm amazed none of you have opened any boxes yet.

The robot looked as relieved as something with no facial features whatsoever can and extended a small arm to take back the completed forms, the claws on its back releasing the box. 'Citizens, while I don't wish to hurry you, I notice that you've not unpacked the locking mechanism yet. Doing so...

'Certainly Citizen! The instructions will be transmitted at once!' A buzz sounds from Yakai's and Desarius' PDCs. The delivery bot bumps into Yakai's legs, flashing its lights insistently and flapping the forms around in its printer.

Come on Archi, please post! If you don't, how will you ever find out what the GREEN-handling objects are?

A small screen drops from the ceiling, marked 'Thinking: Please Wait.' Suddenly, the writing is replaced with an animation of a lightbulb. As the RED drivers laboriously ease their vehicle out of the door, a small, tracked robot zooms through their legs, a RED-and-GREEN striped box on its back...

Oh, if you insist... I'll have to dig out my notes again.

Vladimir attempts to adapt to the modern world by inducting himself into the 'flasher' subculture.

I just found adorable, Japanese metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q

Care to guess where I'm gonna stick this?

Leonara pointed at Lewis, swaying dangerously on Grogg's shoulders. 'I think I recognise his voice. He turned up at the end of our last mission and... tried to kill everything, far as I remember. That right?'

Leonara decided to try and get the conversation onto sensible topics. 'Grogg 'n me have been working for these guys for a little while. Far as I can tell, we're trying to destabilise some of the local gangs. Dunno why. If it's anything like last time, someone'll come and meet us to give us our...

Exsanguinated corpses found with double puncture wounds on their necks? No, officer, I'm as baffled as you are!

Dammit! I get back from my music course to discover the GM's just gone off!

See? TOLD you I could fit into this circle!