Search results

Discovery "Well I'll be damned! Did ya know this can opener fits on the end of a lasgun?" - Anecdote of an ignorant conscript discovering his bayonet, from Colonel Juanito Diaz' equally censored and celebrated memoirs Between Battle Drills, Bedsheets and Bribes: The True Story of My Military...

Instructions for replicating the hats seen here, sculpted for a friend's Astro-Ungarian Imperial Army force in Warhammer 40'000.

Labour Camp In the grim darkness of the far future, man buckles under the yoke. Come and see! Come, fellow human, and see the circus of depravity and destitution which our species has been reduced to, at the brink of doomsday. Shy not away, and close not your eyes, but gaze upon the bizarre...

Xenocide "O, believers in the Enthroned Almighty! We shall hiss at the mention of the alien, as we shall gnash our teeth at its sighting. On countless worlds the human heart boils, sizzling and fierce with heated hate, so pure and just, divinely guided, holy vengeance will come, by the...

Grave Tacticus : Thank you kindly! These are the result of a request from a chap over on Deviantart. He provided me with plenty of well-researched, eclectic historical reference pictures and instructions. With all manner of disparate stuff to be combined into the Kislevites. It reminded me so...

Untangled It was in that moment when Yehunnas Moltkesson realized that he had forgotten which tree he had climbed before cutting loose the tangled branches. - - - Based on a real logging event which occurred decades ago for my maternal grandfather (93 years old at the moment of writing...

Lay of the Ivari Bailif "Ack! Let me record the horror that's occured, all due to a foreign master's accent, 't was during Dorntide and the ash dunes lay still, when a bailif from Hive Ivar rode into our ville. And the knees trembled like rattles on us all, for woe unto them who bothers when...

Pure Human Form In the grim darkness of the far future, man slays man for his foul body. Sing, o woman, of her fair visage! Sing, o man, of his handsome features! Sing us a song of the beauty inherent in the human species. Sing of the youthful splendour without blemish that the God-Emperor...

As you can see here over on the new forum the Warp Storm, this site is hosting an event where you have a chance to win vouchers from Element Games. Here are the most relevant parts of the announcement, but you can find it in full through the link. It's easy to register, offer compliments on...

Shock Worker In the grim darkness of the far future, man is devoured by toil. Human life during the long Dark Age of Technology was not as marred by inactive indolence as one may be led to believe from man's dependence on the machines of Abominable Intelligence. After all, Man of Gold had...

A Vox In the Void Paul Graham at A Vox in the Void has kindly started audio-recording some choice Sinspeech Whisper Jokes, and he does it with his usual flair. The first joke if up now, check it out! 1 minute long. - - - Purification Camp In the grim darkness of the far future, man is...

Lifeless "Trust not in iron, Its skin gnawed by air, Impurities and rust, To bend and break, Its spine so strong, Yet fate but dust." - - - Howl "The baying of the mob, Akin to blind devourer, Well enough to rob, By sheer spoken power." - - - Purge the Taint In the grim...

Why are you here? Mortal, birthed in pain and blood. Plaything of capricious gods. Mortal, raised on hardship and toil. Worshipper and sacrificer. Mortal, doomed to strife and wasting death. Bloodstained priest and screaming victim. Know that all the world is an altar of death, ever yearning for...

Fading All stars and souls are fading, the light itself a-waning, their lifeblood spilt, degrading, e'en heroes seen a-draining.

The Warp Storm is a new forum. Still small, but its host has ambitions for it: Index - The Warp Storm

Mematicus Secundus The following joke image from Reddit was composed by RossHollander (all the writing is his, and wonderful it is) over on Grimdank: Remember that Warhammer has always been a joke, a comedy from the very start. When at its most grimdark, it is its own parody. Sense of irony...

Commissariat In the grim darkness of the far future, man is herded into battle at gunpoint. Take a step back and behold our recorded past, with all its lacunae and all its lying word wizardry. Take a step back, and know that history is a race between adaptation and catastrophe. History is...

Confessions of a Disgruntled Inspector In the grim darkness of the far future, there can be no victor. Behold the sprawling realm of man, stretched thin across the starspangled void. Behold its million worlds and uncounted voidholms, where man thrives bitterly under the rule of uncaring...

Unhinged To the madness of daring, we chant a song. As the reign of terror marches on.

Futility "Soldiers and lawyers are the devil's playmates." - Ancient Scandian proverb - - - In the grim darkness of the far future, there can be no victors.