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2,056 questions not asked on this thread is on what date will it finally end? My spreadsheet says 30 June.

2,061 Rubber Duckys the Captain has in his armada floating in the pool.

Granted but it was built in a factory of drunk and disgruntled workers and blows up in your face. I wish for self-cleaning kitchen.

One by one 2,063 Skeletons were raised on Harland's doorstep and ringing his doorbell.

2,065 Seconds Annie has been waxing philosophical about this thread.

2,071 aspirin that Harland had to take for the headache.

2,073 more times we will have to explain counting down to the populous. Post ends with One (1) the number must end in Zero (0). Post ends with Two (2) the number must end in Nine (9). Post ends with Three (3) the number must end in Eight (8). Post ends with Four (4) the number must end in...

2,077 Orcs protecting the Witch King 1980 from the men of Gondor and Rohan.

Granted, but it's a 25th scale model. I wish my house was fully paid for.

2,079 Hamsters nibbling on Harland's foot.

Granted, you finally get the detonator for your bomb but it runs on Windows and has a virus making it inoperable. At least one of your zombies tries to repair your foot, but uses unsterilized bandages so you end up with an infection and real doctors debating to amputate. I wish for the film...

2,081 Whole Grain Muffins loaded in small cannons by Marcus to take out his enemies.

Granted, but it's heavy and you drop it on your foot, good thing they didn't give you the detonator. I wish my household budget was as large as the buget for the larger NASCAR Sprint Cup teams.

2,085 buckles on the straight jackets Harland and Sanai have been restrained in.

2,091 Drunken math professors checking the posts here.

2,093 Confused looks from Marcus Von Drac when the Countdown became a mathematics forum.

2,125 Zombies with Crossbows risen by Bishop to shoot at Sanai for his whining today.

2,134 Zombies using Calculators in Bishop's basement.

2,136 Zombies at computers that Bishop has in his basement looking for images of numbers.

2,138 Looks of shocked expression that Onikaigo posted here today.