Conversation

[Onikaigo]

"Huzzah! 'Alf price, but 'alf the service! Open tha' tap barkeep, or I'll use me' 'ammer to do it fer ye!"

 

[Amornar]

Looked upon the only man who seemed inclined to talk about something that didn't come from a tap, his curiosity with this individual peaked as he beckoned a serving wrench over to him, so that she might request this man to join him. He gestured to a chair across the table, his face still hidden in shadow.

"Tell me my young friend, what do you know of vampires?"

 

[Knightofni]

"I heard they sparkled in daylight.. poncy gits."

 

[Harland]

"Vampires, you say? I should warn you, I've stocked up on Garlic. Anyway, 'ere, take The barrel. If I didn't know better I'd assume you were trying to forget something..."

 

[Mr Nightwere]

"Perhaps to much for my own good, why else would I linger in this place? I know that the old times of the vampire counts are gone they have evolved and become a large powerful entity. I wouldn't Doubt for a moment they could seize the empire in one week if it so pleased them. But its why they haven't moved forward which I fear the most. And I am right to do so. there are whispers in the south and the east they speak in silent shadow...The dark and hungry god stirs "

 

[Harland]

"Hmm... Dark and Hungry God... Exactly how Hungry? We do a great Kentucky Fried Gerbil here."

 

[Amornar]

"That's a dangerous opinion to have.....Only the very foolhardy or the very brave dare to speak thus. These are troubled times, filled with people who live in a constant state of paranoia. Witchunters and priests alike patrol the streets, ever listening for talk of heresy and blasphemy. Saying things like that could result in you passing the rest of your days in some dark cell......or worse."

 

[Harland]

"woah... You're not from the SPA are you? I swear the Gerbils are Legally bought! Honest!"

 

[Evanm7]

"No they are not. Evan knows."

 

[Harland]

"uh... Free beer? Free Gerbils? FREE ANYTHING JUST DON'T TELL THEM!"

 

[Onikaigo]

"Dorfs just wanna get dru-uuunk!!! Ain't tha' right, pansy? Can ye get drunk on wine, or is it taa watere' do'wn for ye? Eh? What do ye say ta that? Oi, I spil't some on meh beard. 'Tis a mite chilled."

 

[Harland]

"How about this... Seeing as you're all well paying customers, I'll break out the Vodka! Straight from Kislev, the best there is. Also the strongest."

 

[Ghouly]

"I like to eat babies"

 

[Evanm7]

"Evan likes to eat raw babies. I want a free gerbil, medium rare please?"

 

[Harland]

"Comin' Right up! Soury Ghoulking, but we don't sell babies here. Still, when roasted, you can't tell the difference between them and a Gerbil, right?"

 

[Mr Nightwere]

" I have lived and breathed worse, witch hunters don't bother me and I don't bother them"

 

[Amornar]

Nodding, Amornar lights a pipe.

"Harland! More ale!"

 

[Harland]

"Sure, Coming righ- oh dear. We seem to be all out. Anyone for Kislev's best Vodka?"

 

[Evanm7]

"Here please."

 

[Harland]

"That will be one silver piece and 'arf a dead mouse."

 

[Harland]

"..."
"Wazzit something I said?"

 

[KhazModan]

"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. Can I have a empty glas please."

 

[Harland]

"Ha! you want a glass of air? There's so much alcohol here that even that will get you drunk... But here yah, anyway."