Funniest memories

[Raziel]

Basically this is a thread where people can share any funny memories they want to. To get the ball rolling here's some of mine

1. I've been asked if walnuts grow on walls by a friend before. Seriously.

2. I used to wear boots to school. One day the principal stops me and asks where my shoes were, so I tell him I'm wearing them. He then informs me they're not proper shoes(as if I didn't already know) so I say "but sir, I can't afford proper shoes". He's struck dumb and just walks off to give out to some first years while me and my mates walk to class in bits laughing.

Your turn lol

 

[Master Vampire]

This one is recent.

I was playing football on a grass field with my bro. It has 2 goals but we only use one: one is keeper, the other shoots. Behind the goal there is a path where people let their dogs out. Some girl comes by and she's got a dog. She just passes us, 10m away from us, and I farted. Loud. I was the one standing in the goal. My bro laughs his ass off. She didn't hear it (or so it seems lol). So she walks on, and we're talking about the fart, and if she heard it or not. I say "The wind is standing the way she is walking too. I guess she'll start running soon, smelling that fart!'

What happens? Exactly at the point the wind is going to, she starts running! :mrgreen: