This is Langdon. He lives in a sub-burb. He tried growing roses, but the kids next door kept letting their dog dig the roses up. So he ate their swing set. The kids then kept the dog under control.
He didn't eat the dog, as he loves dogs. He has a beagle, which he named Snoopy as he loves The Peanuts.
He's starting to play warhammer, and warhammer 40k. In both cases, he plays Orcs (or Orks). He plays them because he finds them funny, and he gets to go "WAAAGH". He also picked them because Green is his favorite color, so he has to agree "Green iz best".
He's an accountant, at a local factory. He keeps an eye out for fraud, and once devoured someone for charging up several hundred thousand dollars worth fraudulent charges on the company credit card. Though the shoes gave him indigestion.
His favorite alcoholic drink is a good old scotch. He likes to have a glass every night while reading in his study. Sometimes he'll have a cigar too. Every now and then he'll pop in a Twilight Zone DVD to watch stuff from when he was first on Earth. He really liked the Twilight Zone, and Andy Griffith... but only the early seasons.
He listens to jazz, big band, and some do-op. It predates him some, but they're very relaxing. Though he secret likes some 60's rock.
He has a convertible, which was a dream of his since he was a wee boy. Ever since his deer beloved died in a nuclear incident on Z'ha'dum... he's been seeking other nice relatively young First Ones.
He has a hatred of all things Canadian, he thinks they're worse then the Reds. He has told some people "Better dead then a maple leaf" which has confused many people.
He plays hockey, he is the goalie. He is very good at it, because of all his legs. Though he did get ejected once for eating the puck.
So if you ever see my good friend Langdon, say hello and ask him what he's been reading lately. Also, for any middle aged First One ladies (as in only a few billion years old)... you might want to give him a shot. He is a lonely accountant afterall.
