An army: A word

[Yudas]

A similar thread is currently active at warseer. Its a very simple game, think about the armies of the warhammer world and then name the first word that pop into your head when you think of that army. Should be fun to see what the denizens of the dark think of the cattle-races.

Beasts of Chaos: Bahhhh!
Bretonnia: Cheese (i mean the dairy product that the french love so much for not the overpower-slang ).
Chaos Dwarfs: Where?
Dark Elves: Second love.
Dogs of War: Underdeveloped.
Dwarfs: Hammers.
Empire: Gunline!
High Elves: Annoying.
Hordes of Chaos:
Lizardmen: Dinosaurs!
Ogre Kingdoms: Few
Orcs & Goblins: Many
Skaven: Alot!
Tomb Kings: Wannabees.
Vampire Counts: Vampires (duh)
Wood Elves: Cowards!

Have a go yourself

Yudas.

 

[Sarthex]

Beasts of Chaos: meuuhh (somekind of cow-sound)
Bretonnia: lances
Chaos Dwarfs: ugly
Dark Elves: pointy
Dogs of War: out of date
Dwarfs: armour
Empire: mhuhahaha
High Elves: :|
Hordes of Chaos: ...damnit
Lizardmen: frogs
Ogre Kingdoms: ugly-as-hell
Orcs & Goblins: animosity
Skaven: squik-squik
Tomb Kings: bony
Vampire Counts: blood-sucking-mo-fo's
Wood Elves: trees
lol

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Beasts of Chaos: Hairy
Bretonnia: Stuck-up (Knights)
Chaos Dwarfs: Dentist (In need of)
Dark Elves: PVC
Dogs of War: Who?
Dwarfs: Solid
Empire: Many
High Elves: Ponces
Hordes of Chaos:Black
Lizardmen: Scary
Ogre Kingdoms: Piggy
Orcs & Goblins: Snotlings
Skaven: Cowards
Tomb Kings: Vampire - wannabe's
Vampire Counts: Blood
Wood Elves: Hippies

 

[Master Vampire]

Beasts of Chaos: hairy
Bretonnia: France
Chaos Dwarfs: hats
Dark Elves: evil
Dogs of War: mercenaries
Dwarfs: beards
Empire: Sigmar
High Elves: ASF
Hordes of Chaos: eat-shit-and-die
Lizardmen: Skinks
Ogre Kingdoms: eating
Orcs & Goblins: green
Skaven: rats
Tomb Kings: dust'o'bones
Vampire Counts: braaaaains
Wood Elves: where?

 

[Raziel]

Beasts of Chaos: hairy
Bretonnia: shiney
Chaos Dwarfs: dead
Dark Elves: leather
Dogs of War: money
Dwarfs: short
Empire: BANG!
High Elves: lady-men
Hordes of Chaos: pointy
Lizardmen: extinct?
Ogre Kingdoms: fat
Orcs & Goblins: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skaven: furry
Tomb Kings: sandy
Vampire Counts: Viscious
Wood Elves: idiots

Disclaimer:I've been bored for 4 days, so I'm exceptionally hyper

 

[Khamontep]

Beasts of Chaos: Wolverine
Bretonnia: Lance formation
Chaos Dwarfs: ugly motherf*ckers with too big hats
Dark Elves: torture
Dogs of War: golden coins
Dwarfs: beer
Empire: funny looking clothing
High Elves: gays
Hordes of Chaos: black armor with an orange background
Lizardmen: flies and sweat
Ogre Kingdoms: mongols
Orcs & Goblins: naked fanatics
Skaven: an old mate
Tomb Kings: pwnage
Vampire Counts: blood dragon
Wood Elves: dancing fags

 

[The Inspector]

Beasts of Chaos: Ambush
Bretonnia: Chivalry
Chaos Dwarfs: Pollution
Dark Elves: Sadism
Dogs of War: Blank
Dwarfs: Stout (in stature, although I suppose the drink fits also)
Empire: Combined
High Elves: Haughty
Hordes of Chaos: ....Chaos
Lizardmen: Waning
Ogre Kingdoms: Gluttony
Orcs & Goblins: Belligerent
Skaven: Nihilism
Tomb Kings: Stagnant
Vampire Counts: Darkness
Wood Elves: Concealment

 

[Simon von Carstein]

Beasts of Chaos: Animals
Bretonnia: Tinned food
Chaos Dwarfs: greasy
Dark Elves: Spicy food
Dogs of War: Takeaway food
Dwarfs: the only blood I can get tipsy on
Empire: regular
High Elves: sweet
Hordes of Chaos: I am not feeding on that!
Lizardmen: Stringy
Ogre Kingdoms: king size
Orcs & Goblins: I have never eaten my greens
Skaven: vermin
Tomb Kings: past their sell by date
Vampire Counts: my favourite
Wood Elves: playful food

 

[Vic]

Beasts of Chaos: tzeentch
Bretonnia: gay
Chaos Dwarfs: hellcanon
Dark Elves: witch elves
Dogs of War: ledbelchers
Dwarfs: beer
Empire: STANK
High Elves: pink hearts
Hordes of Chaos: chosen
Lizardmen: slaan mage-priest
Ogre Kingdoms: maneaters
Orcs & Goblins: WAAAGH
Skaven: ninja (I'll explain some day...)
Tomb Kings: Egypt
Vampire Counts: immortal
Wood Elves: trees

 

[Danceman]

Beasts of Chaos: Beasts!
Bretonnia: Knights
Chaos Dwarfs: hats
Dark Elves: Anger
Dogs of War: Giants
Dwarfs: Beards
Empire: germans
High Elves: Dragons
Hordes of Chaos: Tzeentch
Lizardmen: Frogs
Ogre Kingdoms: Beerguts
Orcs & Goblins: Teeth
Skaven: itchy
Tomb Kings: Egypt
Vampire Counts: BLOOD!
Wood Elves: Annoying

 

[Belladamma Voltaire]

Beasts of Chaos: See 'Orcs & Goblins'
Bretonnia: MUST BE DESTROYED
Chaos Dwarfs: Isengard, can be used to the VC advantage
Dark Elves: Perfection
Dogs of War: Hey you. yes you, see this gold...
Dwarfs: Stubborn
Empire: plentiful
High Elves: Scum
Hordes of Chaos: Right idea, wrong leaders
Liizardmen: Can be tamed
Ogre Kingdoms: Idiots and bruisers.
Orcs & Goblins: Misled - can be brought under the Vampire will easily
Skaven: See 'Orcs & Goblins'
Tomb Kings: What magic binds, magic unbinds...
Vampire Counts: To quote Queen - "Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe...'
Wood Elves: Pre-seasoned vegetablers

 

[LiveUndead]

Beasts of Chaos: Growl
Bretonnia: CHARGE!!!!!!!
Chaos Dwarfs: Gone.
Dark Elves: Sex
Dogs of War: Honorless
Dwarfs: Grumbling
Empire: Guns
High Elves: ASF
Hordes of Chaos: Spikes
Lizardmen: Roar.
Ogre Kingdoms: Hungry
Orcs & Goblins: WAAAAAAGH!
Skaven: Favorite
Tomb Kings: Egypt
Vampire Counts: Blehh!
Wood Elves: Trees.

 

[User Deleted by Request]

Beasts of Chaos: Finntroll
Bretonnia: Monty Python
Chaos Dwarfs: Big Hats
Dark Elves: Shemales
Dogs of War: Unlikely
Dwarfs: Wall
Empire: Bang!
High Elves: Sexy
Hordes of Chaos: Pity
Lizardmen: Cute
Ogre Kingdoms: Wasted
Orcs & Goblins: Green
Skaven: Squeek
Tomb Kings: Dusty
Vampire Counts: Classic
Wood Elves: Chickens

 

[Madcap422]

Beasts of Chaos: Moorawr
Bretonnia: peasents
Chaos Dwarfs: orthodontist
Dark Elves: Throw awesome parties
Dogs of War: Let loose the
Dwarfs: gods among midgets
Empire: tight pants
High Elves: overtly feminine
Hordes of Chaos: Governator
Lizardmen: Land before time
Ogre Kingdoms: Law of Ihop
Orcs & Goblins: WAAAAAAGH!
Skaven: Stewart Little
Tomb Kings: Walk like an egyptian
Vampire Counts: Thriller!
Wood Elves: who cares...


For those wondering. The Law of Ihop is that everytime you go to eat pancakes, there will always be at least one individual who's behind fills up two chairs.

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

Beasts of Chaos: Thick
Bretonnia: Fabulous!
Chaos Dwarfs: Bitchin
Dark Elves: Squishy
Dogs of War: 'Nuf said
Dwarfs: Iron
Empire: average
High Elves: Ungodly
Hordes of Chaos: boring
Lizardmen: Slow
Ogre Kingdoms: BOOM! (har har har)
Orcs & Goblins: Choppa! (waaaaaaagh is already taken )
Skaven: Brave(?)
Tomb Kings: Smelly
Vampire Counts: Brains!
Wood Elves: (God damm) hippies!

 

[Nicodemus]

Beasts of Chaos: WFT? Behind me?
Bretonnia: Horses
Chaos Dwarfs: Evil
Dark Elves: Pirets
Dogs of War: Hahaha (Why pay when you can kill and rasie?)
Dwarfs: Armour Save
Empire: Kill
High Elves: Magic
Hordes of Chaos: Demons
Lizardmen: Jungle
Ogre Kingdoms: Few
Orcs & Goblins: Terror
Skaven: Many
Tomb Kings: Skeleton
Vampire Counts: Vampire
Wood Elves: Trees

 

[Sir Ulrik]

Beasts of Chaos: Super Herd!!!
Brettonian: Crazy peasants
Chaos Dwarves: died of old age?
Dark Elves: Witches
Dogs of war: They must be cheep to buy
Dwarves: Ironbreakers
Empire: regular people
High Elves: ASF
Hordes of Chaos: Demonic monkeys
Lizardmen: Skinks
Ogre Kingdoms: fun conversions
Orcs and Goblinz: Orkzzzzzzzz
Skaven: Ratling guns
Tomb Kings: Banner that gives them free reform before charges
Vampire Counts: My wolves are snowy
Wood Elves: Finally people believe me that trees can move

 

[Zephyr]

Beasts of Chaos: Furverts
Bretonnia: Ivanhoe!
Chaos Dwarfs: a box full of them under my bed (no kidding)
Dark Elves: My very first army and elves as they all should be!
Dogs of War: Meh...
Dwarfs: Ouch-time...
Empire: Fun to play with...against.
High Elves: *retching sound*
Hordes of Chaos: All hail Slaanesh!
Lizardmen: In the jungle the mighty jungle.
Ogre Kingdoms: Reminds me of an old girlfriend...don't ask!
Orcs & Goblins: Chaotic but fun.
Skaven: Very killy yes yes!
Tomb Kings: Lay down already!
Vampire Counts: Vampires=coolness
Wood Elves: Tree-hugging hippies.

 

[Lord Aldrek]

Beasts of Chaos: Ambush!
Bretonnia: French
Chaos Dwarfs: dead
Dark Elves: sadist
Dogs of War: pirates
Dwarfs: honour
Empire: puffy clothes
High Elves: ASF
Hordes of Chaos: Blood for the Blood God!
Lizardmen: hot
Ogre Kingdoms: "Me kill you"
Orcs & Goblins: WAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
Skaven: kill-kill
Tomb Kings: dusty
Vampire Counts: Blood Dragons
Wood Elves: cowerds

 

[Kaptain Von]

Beasts of Chaos: Yes.
Bretonnia: Unhelpful.
Chaos Dwarfs: Who?
Dark Elves: Whiners.
Dogs of War: Who?
Dwarfs: Beards.
Empire: Cool.
High Elves: Hate.
Hordes of Chaos: Clumsy.
Lizardmen: Fun.
Ogre Kingdoms: Belly.
Orcs & Goblins: Waaagh!
Skaven: Zap!
Tomb Kings: Cruel.
Vampire Counts: Wooo!
Wood Elves: HATE.

 

[Carcosannoble]

Sorry that its more than one word per entry. I couldn't help it.

Beasts of Chaos: It-Came-From-Behind!
Bretonnia: Pokies!
Chaos Dwarfs: Like-The-Desert-Misses-The-F'ing-Rain
Dark Elves: Suntan Lotion
Dogs of War: Just add canvas and you can fly!
Dwarfs: ?Big Hats?
Empire: Where are the biplanes?
High Elves: ...TECLIS *HATE*
Hordes of Chaos: Bwha?
Lizardmen: Where did my magic phase go?
Ogre Kingdoms: Rank Bonus?
Orcs & Goblins: ?Hobgoblins?
Skaven: ZAP!
Tomb Kings: Undead High Elves!
Vampire Counts: Undead Spiders!
Wood Elves: Killing Blow? *HATE*

 

[ACe]

Beasts of Chaos: HORNS!
Bretonnia: horses?
Chaos Dwarfs: torture chamber!
Dark Elves: torture chamber!
Dogs of War: Tilea
Dwarfs: beer
Empire: warrior priests :S
High Elves: stockings
Hordes of Chaos: frenzy
Lizardmen: swimming pool
Ogre Kingdoms: greasy food
Orcs & Goblins: WAAAGH! (what else?)
Skaven: warpstone
Tomb Kings: Sahara
Vampire Counts: Me
Wood Elves: stockings