Best Country Evah! Woot!

[Lythus]

#2: The swedish language is supposed to be one of the hardest for foreigners to learn.

Eh, no. Take it from someone who IS actually studying Swedish: Swedish is a lot less difficult to study than a great deal of other languages (Finnish, Portugese, Spanish, ...).

I stand corrected, That was something I had heard somewhere, don't know where. Lycka till med utbildningen!
Or for those of you that don't study swedish: Good luck with the education



(Yes I am bored and have nothing else to do...)

 

[Vic]

Hmm.... one of the few things that Bulgaria is good for is that I can get almost everything I want illegal, like:


> All kinds of booze and stuff (for example I'm 16, but I don't have any problems buying Beer / Gin / Vodka / Rum or WHATEVER I want, so it's extremely easy to get parties going around :grin

> I can even buy drugs lol (although I only tried weed a few times, nothing more )

> Not to mention the "free" computer games / movies / software that we get to download from local sites - even my Windows is illegal for god's sake :lol:



On the more serious side:

> We get to have mountains, sea and all different kinds of landscape, which is pretty cool

 

[Arion]

1) The Anzacs - lest we forget
2) Our cricket team - stop your whining you bloody sooks India!
3) Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Cate Blanchett, David Wenham. Geoffrey Rush, Anthony LaPaglia, Rachel Griffiths, Rose Byrne, Eric Bana, and Heath Ledger (RIP).
4) The people. We f'kin rock.

aussie, aussie, aussie!! (waits for another aussie to respond).

Quoted for truth!

(only problem is high tax......)

Aussie,aussie,aussie!

 

[Master Vampire]

3) Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Cate Blanchett, David Wenham. Geoffrey Rush, Anthony LaPaglia, Rachel Griffiths, Rose Byrne, Eric Bana, and Heath Ledger (RIP).

Noes! You have Mel Gibson? Didn't know he was a crocodile hunter! Yes, you got Steve Irwin too (RIP).

We got Rutger Hauer. Blade Runner anyone? :grin:

Things good about the Netherlands:

1) De Wallen (Red Light District)
2) Best DJ's of the world (Tiësto, Armin van Buuren, DJ Jean)
3) Soft drugs legal here. Xtc dunghole of the world.
4) Dikes and mills. We ownz u tsunami!
5) Also traditional: hering (fish), clumps (sp?), flag of Oranje-Nassau (it's orange with a black lion).
6) People like Joran van der Sloot walk around here.

 

[User Deleted by Request]

The Netherlands get 1 point of coolness because of your awesome surnames. Anyone can pretend to be a noble there.

 

[Sarthex]

3) There is no beer in Belgium that has an alcohol level lower than 5.4 %, with the amount regularly going up to 8, 9 or even more than 10. Yes, the Irish may drink more beer, but ours has more alcohol in it. (Mind you, Guinness is and always will be the best foreign beer I ever drank.)

Cheers, Wolfie

guess that's why my sister gets a headache after only half a Kriek Bellevue!

 

[Wolf Fang]

*High fives Sarthex for being Belgian.*

 

[Raziel]

3) There is no beer in Belgium that has an alcohol level lower than 5.4 %, with the amount regularly going up to 8, 9 or even more than 10. Yes, the Irish may drink more beer, but ours has more alcohol in it. (Mind you, Guinness is and always will be the best foreign beer I ever drank.)

Cheers, Wolfie

Dude, guinness is stout, not beer, and it's nasty. We can get anything we want over illegally and get away with it cause they just don't care. And Dublin has one of the best music scenes in the world (we have people all over the world trying to get into blast beat)

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

Dude, guinness is stout, not beer, and it's nasty. We can get anything we want over illegally and get away with it cause they just don't care.

I have to agree. Although Guiness is an aquired taste and most people don't have the stomach for it. But then again, I can stomach anything... haggis, rabit and almost my own cooking! *blech*
If you know the right people, like I do, you can get anything you want! (drink, funky stuff, access to over 18s material/music fests)*looks at large box of miller 4 feet away* I suppose being the son of a copper gives me even more freedom then you mere mortals.
Guard : "Hey what are you doing with that whiskey? This is the 7th time I've cought you! *slaps wrist* Now let that be a warning to you!" I walk off, still with my presious...


The only down side in Ireland is the fact that you have to share your country with that piss for brains Bono. I have yet to meet an Irish person that really does like him...
That, and the fact that you get religion shoved down your throat...

@ Vic, one of my friends gets stoned 4 times a week! Now thats how you do weed!

@MV much respect for your wacky names - Now the netherlands are cool in my book, along next to canada (just for the lightbulb)

And just a quick question (to anyone), does Dutch Gold really come from the Netherlands?

 

[Redna Xela]

And just a quick question (to anyone), does Dutch Gold really come from the Netherlands?

Look here and your question shall be answered

 

[Lord Aldrek]

#3: This is the country that bred wikings. Same goes for the rest of scandinavia, but we are the ones who conquered stuff.(Greenland, England, France...) And when we got a little further in time, we even conquered Sweden and Norway.

hmm, you did?

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

And just a quick question (to anyone), does Dutch Gold really come from the Netherlands?

Look here and your question shall be answered

hmm...

The beer is brewed and canned in the EU

The most amazingest country evah must make it.
Awwwww, that doesn't really help...

 

[Redna Xela]

The beer is brewed and canned in the EU

The most amazingest country evah must make it.
Awwwww, that doesn't really help...

You forgot:

Its Irish distributor describes it as

"Brewed and canned in Holland. At 4.2% ABV it is an easy to drink, typically Dutch product and was developed specifically to suit Irish consumers tastes. Dutch Gold is one of the best value for money products on the Irish Market."

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

Its Irish distributor describes it as

it is an easy to drink, typically Dutch product and was developed specifically to suit Irish consumers tastes.

But it tastes awful!

 

[Redna Xela]

Its Irish distributor describes it as

it is an easy to drink, typically Dutch product and was developed specifically to suit Irish consumers tastes.

But it tastes awful!

So does Heineken and Amstel, which is why we export them. We're keeping the good stuff (like Hertog Jan)

 

[darknesseternal]

A pint of Guinness is great.. especially out of the tap, not so keen on it out of the bottle.. and then there is the whole thing of having to let it sit for at least 10 minutes to let it all settle...

All you guys though are a bunch of alcho's and pisspots... *goes back to drinking his wine*

 

[Arion]

I am not! 'falls over'.:grin: First parts true.:arrowl:.

 

[Samwise]

Ugh, I think the only thing that the US has going for it is the fattest people in the world, and that's only if you like going to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning to see all the crazy ass white trash people hopped up on meth shopping for who the hell knows what. (Note: I stopped doing this myself quite a long time ago, because, well, Wal-Mart is an evil, evil place)

I guess we've got hippies, gangster rap, and Paris Hilton too. If anyone wants any of them, I'm willing to trade (especially to you Belgian chaps for some of that real beer).

@ the original topic. We are seriously dangerous. Sorry about that, hopefully we'll get that figured out sooner than later.

@ Vic: I've heard that Bulgaria is one of the Black Market capitals of the world. You can get anything from a bootlegged copy of Shrek 2 to fissile material (Vice TV did a sweet story on it about a year ago)

 

[User Deleted by Request]

At least America gives the Europeans a good laughter.

 

[Redna Xela]

At least America gives the Europeans a good laughter.

QFT!!!!

 

[Master Vampire]

On point 2 we Dutch beat you, because we've got the most alcoholic youth in the world (and legal drinking age for beer and wine is 16 here)

I second this. Today at school (08:30) some girl from afro background (nevertheless qualified as dutch) drove her bicycle into the bicycle of some guy I know... she curses that it's his fault.. he says sorry. Then she rides on, and flat right on her face!

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Threadomancy I know but just reading through & I notice no votes for the UK, seems like everyone thinks what most Brits think - this is not a good place to live.............

However go back 150 years and we ruled! An empire that covered a third of the world including you Canadians and Aussies. Invented nearly every type of sport, we invented beer & ales (although I will admit many other countries are better at making it now).

Oh one thing we have better than anywhere bar none - special ops unit, the SAS is the best special unit in the world, erm and that's about it.

 

[Simon von Carstein]

Disciple of Nagash - There's more to us than just that. We didn't just rule the canadians and Aussies WE MADE THEM! and they've always been our friends and allies on multiple occasions.

Also even now 4 out of 5 inventions in the world are originally thought up by us and our army and Navy though smaller now than they have ever been are still so powerful that America pisses itself at the thought of going to war without our support.

We're descended from Germans and Scandinavians thats why we're so tough!

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

True and we did save the froggies twice.

 

[Simon von Carstein]

Don't know why we bothered we were never thanked for it.