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[Johnny-Crass]

Anyone?

 

[Sanai]

System: Harland joined the chat.
(05:34) Raizi: hola
(05:38) mod Sanai: aloh!
(05:57) System: Harland has left the chat.
(05:59) Raizi: well, that was pretty intense
(06:17) mod Sanai: I will always look back on that moment
(06:17) mod Sanai: when harland was in the chat for a few minutes and said nothing
(06:17) mod Sanai: as the moment that changed my life forever
(06:17) Raizi: it was the brief moment
(06:17) Raizi: when the sun shone in my ilfe
(06:17) Raizi: and now it's gone again
(06:18) mod Sanai: It would have been kinder for the sun to 'ave never shone

 

[Lynks]

Johnny... ome back to me... Johnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! (or anyone else)

 

[spineyrequiem]

Hmmm... can I afford the zombies to unlock chat?

 

[Sanai]

spineyrequiem: Are you secretly me Archi?
(07:38) The Archivist: No.
(07:38) The Archivist: I am secretly Sanai
(07:38) spineyrequiem: Damn, knew there was a reason that you both worked out colour text so fast...
(07:38) The Archivist: And David Cameron
(07:38) The Archivist: Only in my spare time though
(07:39) spineyrequiem: In which case I saw your daughter wandering around a restaraunt, you might want to pick her up
(07:39) The Archivist: Not my daughter. Sperm donor's.
(07:39) mod Sanai: No ones daughter is safe from me
(07:40) The Archivist: Lucky I only have son's
(07:40) spineyrequiem: Dave Cameron's daughter is 9... I think
(07:40) mod Sanai: I can wait 10 years
(07:40) The Archivist: No, it's not my daughter
(07:40) The Archivist: Hence waiting 10 years
(07:40) spineyrequiem: Only 10? 7 at most, surely?
(07:41) spineyrequiem: Wait, that 'only' was superfluous
(07:41) The Archivist: she's got alien physiology
(07:41) spineyrequiem: Cool...
(07:42) The Archivist: My third husband/wife/alien relationship got pregnant (not from me), but when we divorced I got stuck with the kid
(07:42) spineyrequiem: Typical, that keeps happening to me
(07:42) The Archivist: It's cool except when she sticks to the ceiling
(07:43) The Archivist: Have I weirded my Sanai persona out?
(07:43) mod Sanai: No, youve weirded matt ward out
(07:44) The Archivist: Did I mention I split my persona?
(07:44) spineyrequiem: Hang on, I need to get this straight
(07:44) The Archivist: It means I can pretend to be three people at once.
(07:44) spineyrequiem: Archi is Sanai, himself and Dave Cameron
(07:44) spineyrequiem: Sanai is Matt Ward, but not himself
(07:44) mod Sanai: and Sanai is actually Matt Ward aswell
(07:45) mod Sanai: and im never myself
(07:45) spineyrequiem: And I'm a Jehovah's Witness
(07:45) spineyrequiem: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus
(07:45) The Archivist: Yeah, so personality sorted out
(07:46) The Archivist: My Matt Ward/Sanai/Archi/Dave pre-split self had a third relationship with an alien
(07:47) The Archivist: Whose kid got left with me after we divorced over said infidelity
(07:47) The Archivist: And she's able to stick to the cieling
(07:48) The Archivist: Any questions?
(07:49) mod Sanai: whos the kid off? the alien and your self?
(07:49) The Archivist: No the alien had an affair with a sperm bank for no reason other than to piss me off
(07:49) The Archivist: She/he/it succeeded
(07:50) mod Sanai: whos the sperm bank?
(07:51) spineyrequiem: Hi!
(07:51) The Archivist: Beteljeause 12425235 Sperm Bank
(07:51) The Archivist: Whose AI is known as spiney
(07:52) The Archivist: Though he didn't know it, and will forget this in two minutes
(07:53) spineyrequiem: Will I?
(07:53) The Archivist: It's in your programming. Sanai, do you still have that binary cant?
(07:54) mod Sanai: I sold it
(07:54) The Archivist: Oops...
(07:55) The Archivist: Oh well...
(07:55) mod Sanai: Hey, I needed the money to buy a robot unicorn
(07:56) The Archivist: Honestly? A robot unicorn is two for one in the pound shop. What did you spend the rest on?
(07:58) mod Sanai: ...... "attachments" for the robot unicorn
(08:00) The Archivist: Oh, the $21,000,000 turbo booster complete with electrum houglasses and flame throwing jackalopes?
(08:00) The Archivist: Oh, got to go to lunch. Nice chatting to you.
(08:01) mod Sanai: .... yes, totally that. Totally not the vibrating horn

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[Malochai]

That wasn't a completely messed up read at all

 

[spineyrequiem]

So I just posted the opening scene of a potential horror scene. If only it had been another person lurking in the darkness...

 

[Malochai]

He's right, he actually did ...

I'm worried about Spiney's sanity ...

 

[spineyrequiem]

We're having the time of our lives here, come join us people!

 

[Harland]

Unsuccesfully interrogating MS:

(17:34) spineyrequiem: Why not?
(17:34) Harland: such a beautiful daughter
(17:34) Harland: wouldn't it be a shame if....
(17:34) spineyrequiem: that pretty face got smashed up?
(17:34) spineyrequiem: Or if some men smashed up other parts of her
(17:35) spineyrequiem: I wonder, just how many men could get 'involved' at once?
(17:35) spineyrequiem: Could be fun to find out
(17:35) Harland: sigh, this is hopeless
(17:35) Harland: Chaiser, bring out the big gun
(17:36) Malochai: That's a bit innappropriate, Harland ...
(17:36) spineyrequiem: Ah hell no, not the big gun!
(17:36) MasterSpark: don't make me temp ban you, Chaiser
(17:36) MasterSpark: whoever that was, again..
(17:36) Harland: DUDE
(17:36) spineyrequiem: Harland, there must be some other way!
(17:36) Harland: I WAS WAITING
(17:36) Malochai: Chaiser is me ...
(17:36) Harland: WHERE WAS THE HELICOPTER
(17:36) Malochai: Because Harland's odd ...
(17:36) Harland: THE FRACKING HELICOPTER
(17:36) spineyrequiem: I HAD THE HELICOPTER!
(17:36) Harland: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ODD WHEN YOU FAIL TO PRODUCE A HELICOPTER ON MY COMMAND
(17:37) spineyrequiem: IT'S MY HELICOPTER, AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!
(17:37) Harland: WHAT?
(17:37) Harland: THERE HAS BEEN SOME SERIOUS MISSCOMMUNICATION HERE
(17:37) spineyrequiem: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY HELICOPTER!
(17:37) MasterSpark:
(17:37) Harland: DUDE
(17:37) Malochai: Yeah ... Between you two ... Clearly ...
(17:37) Harland: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE IT
(17:37) Harland: TO CAPTURE MASTYER SPARK
(17:38) Harland: WHY
(17:38) spineyrequiem: [gets into helicopter and flies down internet wires, shaking fist at Harland and making rude gestures]
(17:38) Harland: WHY DO YOU FAIL ME IN THIS
(17:38) Harland: ON MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND?
(17:38) Malochai: Guys, it's too late. CALL IT OFF, CALL IT OFF
(17:38) Harland: WHY?
(17:38) spineyrequiem: [distantly] YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
(17:38) Harland: never!
(17:38) Harland: DUDE WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
(17:38) Harland: MY AGENT STILL HAS YOUR TOMB KINGS MODELS!
(17:39) spineyrequiem: THE INTERNET! THE LOST BYTES!
(17:39) Malochai: THE HORROR
(17:39) spineyrequiem: So he does
(17:39) Harland: WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF THEY ALL GOT SMASHED TO BITS
(17:39) spineyrequiem: I need to remember to get them back tomorrow or something
(17:39) Harland: COME BACK
(17:39) MasterSpark: this is amusing
(17:39) spineyrequiem: It would be a shame, yes
(17:39) Harland: DO MY BIDDING
(17:39) Harland: curses
(17:39) Malochai: I just say random things ...
(17:39) Malochai: That might make sense
(17:39) Harland: my minions, ever weak of mind
(17:39) Harland: have left me
(17:40) Harland: time to do this myself
(17:40) spineyrequiem: Fine... [flies helicopter out of your ethernet cable]
(17:40) Malochai: Yeah, leave me and Spiney out of it!!
(17:40) Harland: MS.... answer me fully
(17:40) Harland: or I shall call down John Prescott upon you
(17:40) spineyrequiem: Oh, wait, you're doing it yourself? [flies back into ethernet cable, to go look for some electronic babes]
(17:40) Harland: squishing you, your house, and your familly (sans triple violated daughter) utterly flat(17:41)

 

[Malochai]

Good times ...

 

[Harland]

I think I may have destroyed Malochai's soul.

 

[Malochai]

My soul has barely a blemish ... Yet ... *evil super villain laugh*

 

[Raizi]

DOOM!

 

[Harland]

Story of my life

(16:07) Harland: new question: Why is everybody ignoring me?

 

[Malochai]

(17:23) Harland: What school are you at?
(17:23) Harland: out of interest
(17:23) Harland: not creepiness

 

[The Archivist]

You know I can't help but read the title of this thread as "Cyanide Chat".
Go on, shoot the chemist Harland.

 

[Harland]

(17:31) Harland: THE GREAT MARVOLLO SHALL NOW PERFORM HIS WONDERFUL APPEARING TRICK
(17:31) System: Seiuchi joined the chat.

This has to be imortalised. Forever.

 

[Harland]

(17:34) Harland: I loved Oblivion(17:34) Harland: STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW(17:34) Harland: STOP(17:35) Harland: I really like how the allegiances quest line actually changes the geography(17:35) Harland: it goes so much more in-depth than oblivion did(17:35) Seiuchi: I remember once accidentally picking up and stealing a fork(17:35) Seiuchi: A guard rushed in(17:35) Harland: the siege of Whiterun was amazing(17:35) Seiuchi: STOP CRIMINAL SCUM(17:35) Seiuchi: resisted arrest(17:36) Seiuchi: and he replied in a snarl "I was hoping you'd say that!"(17:36) Seiuchi: So much hate(17:36) Seiuchi: for just a fork(17:36) Harland: dude(17:36) Johnny-Crass: I was a vampire who murdered the homeless and the theivs(17:36) Harland: forks were important in Oblivion(17:36) Harland: they were only obtainable from the fork-mine near Bruma(17:37) Harland: very rare commodity(17:37) Harland: most families treated their fork as an heirloom(17:38) spineyrequiem: I remember my first fork(17:39) Harland: O.O another blue user!(17:39) Malochai: Not as important as the paintbrush!(17:39) Malochai: Allowed me to cheat the entire main mission (17:39) Harland: Some make yours bold before Chaiser has a heart attack!(17:39) spineyrequiem: It were silver, wi' little flower patterns round the edge and the third tine (back in those days, they only had five-tined ones)(17:39) spineyrequiem: God, I loved that fork...(17:40) spineyrequiem: Course, I didn't get to keep it, on account o' it bein' the war, and them takin' all the metal to melt down(17:40) spineyrequiem: But I've still got a picture somewhere, of me, holding that fork.(17:40) Seiuchi: Contrary to popular belief, forks actually served as dimensional anchors which prevented (17:40) Seiuchi: Cyrodil from being pulled into the planes of Oblivion(17:41) Seiuchi: They were a last line of defense, after the dragon fires

 

[Harland]

Some of these have to go to the RQG! In... condensed form of course.

 

[Sanai]

SANAI DEMANDS THAT YOU ENTER THE CHAT AND SPEAK TO HIM, FOR HE IS BORED

 

[Harland]

There is need to me for chatting

 

[Raizi]

My loneliness is killing me,
(And I)
I must confess I still believe,
(Still believe)

 

[spineyrequiem]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ye9vdrZTAo[/video] Though I'm afraid I can't join you just now...

 

[Sanai]

I'm bored! Someone talk to me!