Corrupt a Wish!

[Count Darvaleth]

Ok, this is another silly game I saw on another forum. Essentially, each person will corrupt the wish of the person before them, then make a wish themselves.

Eg:

Person 1: I wish I had a bike.

Person 2: Granted, but it has no wheels.
I wish I had a giant ocean-cruiser.

Person 3: Wish granted, but there's no water left in the universe.
I wish...

etc.

I hope you find this game fun!

I wish I had a fully painted, 2000pts Tyranid army.

 

[TMS]

We used to have a thread for this game some time back, although I guess that there's no harm in starting anew. Anywho...

Wish granted, but Games-Workshop will have dropped any and all support for the Tyranid army before you can even play a single game, banning them and encouraging all loyal hobbyists to destroy the outlaws on sight.

Now, I wish that I was more proficient at logical argumentation.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

We did? Dammit.... at least the other one is original.

Of course, but you're the last living organism alive so there's nobody to argue with, however logical you go about it.

I wish I would never be ninja'd again.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Granted, you are now so fast at replying you are never ninjad. However in doing so you put some much strain on your fingers they end up dropping off, followed by various other appendages as you try and use them to type

I wish my hair was straight instead of curly.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

You know what, I'm not even going to corrupt that one. You're just asking for it, dammit. How could I tell that "corrupt a wish" would become "pervert a wish" on CN...

But, for appearances sake, I'll give a dilute version of what you really asked for: wish granted, but the hair is now so straight and so sharp that it cuts you every time you move. (Now try and have a... umm... you know....)

I wish that the PS3 didn't exist. (Woo Xbox!)

 

[Obsidian Quacker]

Granted! The PS3 is forever wiped from existance. However because of this playstation people became xboxers forever crowding Live (which is now a requirement to play) with immaturity and arrogance making it a living hell to endure.

Hmm my wish would be able to turn into anything i want when i want.

 

[C'Thulhu]

Granted, sadly you are quickly targeted by several governments and eventually assassinated.

I wish for a fish

 

[Capt Rubber Ducky]

Wish granted, but in biological terms there is no such thing as a fish so you get nothing.

I wish I had a really nice hat

 

[ChaosJedi666]

Granted, but by some freak genetic mutation you're head is now twice its original size, the hat now no longer fits.

I wish Gears of War 3 would come out on time, not the end of next year!

 

[Valach Raventar]

Wish granted, but Gears of War 3 is really just Super Mario and Sonic in yet ANOTHER spin off game.

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but only you, not your clothes, so you undress to turn invisible, turn invisible, but your invisibility wears off in front of all of your co-workers. How embarrassing.

I wish I had a graphics tablet.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Granted, but because you were so un-specific, it is the size of one atom. (Don't ask me how. It took damned ages!)

I wish fora member award.

 

[Boo]

Wish granted!

You are hereby awarded the medal of carpe noctem, sadly you can't use it because you get banned for bragging about it.

I wish that this forum would no longer be perverted. (what a boring thought ey? )

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Granted. But we decided to delete this one, and make a new one with the same URL address; and this one is triple perverted.

I wish I wasn't banned any more.

 

[Ophidicus]

Granted, you are no longer banned.

Sadly, the rest of us are. Therefore, enjoy your experience posting to yourself.

I wish to sing in a Doom Metal band.

 

[Dogmar]

Granted, but by singing about it you literally bring doom over the world so there is no longer anyone who can listen.

I wish I could read mind.

 

[Ophidicus]

You can. Read Sanai's mind, see what he thinks about you.

"Granted, but by singing about it you literally bring doom over the world so there is no longer anyone who can listen."

This is not a corruption, this is an ideal for which to strive.

I wish only to listen to the sound of my own voice.

 

[Boo]

Granted, but your voice is now the voice of George W Bush, and you hate that voice, it drives you insane.

I wish that school could be easier.

 

[Sanai]

Granted, it is much easier, and all your years of being in it were wasted when it turns out it no longer means anything.

You can. Read Sanai's mind, see what he thinks about you.

I wish someone would get Dogmar psychiatric help, he needs it now.

 

[Ophidicus]

He does. Enter Disciple of Nagash, MD. Dogmar, if you would like to lay on this couch, the doctor will see you now.

"Granted, but your voice is now the voice of George W Bush, and you hate that voice, it drives you insane."

Oooh, that's a good one, you git!

I wish to see Burzum in concert.

 

[Sanai]

Granted. They end up really sucking....and you get molested by men while waiting in the toilet line. Double whammy eh?

I wish I had a pet dinosaur that can fly and shoot lazer beams out of its mouth.

 

[Dogmar]

Granted, but they breed a lot of little lazer shooting dinosaurs that eventually take over the world and kill mankind in the process.

I wish I would survive DoN's "surgery" unharmed.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Granted. But DoN supplied you with a button; connected to an electrode placed on the pleasure centre of your brain. Each time you press it, you receive ultimate pleasure. (It's true science and everything!) Unfortunately, as also proved, you keep pressing it until you die of starvation.

I wish that every hot girl in the world became permanently naked.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Granted but because they were permenantly naked they all died of pnumonia .
I wish my country , Pen Island , was recognised as a sovereign nation .

 

[Hutobega]

Granted! Your country "Pen island" is a sovereign nation! But American destroys everything so goodbye!

I wish I could finish this paper about Ebola and the affects it has on African culture...