Corrupt a Wish!

[Shareya]

Granted! You now have all the time in the world to paint your VC and prepare for games but sadly once you finish painting you will find flaws that just can not be unseen and you will end up redoing them all agaiinnnn and againnnnnn untill you know nothing but that!

I wish they would make a proper warhammer game (Pc game >: ( ) with proper Lahmians!

 

[Chaos_Born]

Granted, they use real Lahmians and as soon as you open the box they rip you to peices

I wish I could think of better wishes

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted, your wishes are all witty, original and wonderfully fulfilling. Assuming that you're into inter-species, homosexual coitus, that is.

I wish my immune system would fight off this ******** illness!

 

[Mad 'At]

Granted but you instead get cancer.

I wish windows wouldn't mess with me.

 

[Shareya]

Granted.Your windows is replaced with Linux and you find that most of your games and programs no longer work.

i wish the cut in my finger would heal faster.

 

[Aren]

Granted! It heals so fast that a growth grows from it, spreading to the rest of your body and eventually suffocating you.

I wish that DoN would not have a dirty mind.

 

[Shareya]

Granted. Few days later the forums are remade into "Playing for jesus" where all warhammer players are required to play empire and visit church three times a week.

I wish Aren would have not filled my mind with very disturbing images.

 

[Lynks]

Granted! He fills your head with constant images of a blank wall, for eons on end.

I wish these Ice packs would freeze faster

 

[Aren]

Granted! You have just caused another Ice Age !

I wish Serethia would be more open to very disturbing images which fill her mind.

 

[The Dread King]

Granted! This forum's users are now all blind!

I wish more people heeded the Great Book of Molesworth (also known as The Complete Molesworth).

 

[Aren]

Granted, it is followed to the word, leading to many horrendous acts which follow heeding anything to the word.

I wish more users here read, liked, supported and talked about Looking For Group starting a massive trend across the globe!

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Granted. Unfortunately, it becomes so popular that it is taboo to like it, just like Justin Bieber and Twilight.

I wish that I could Pack-a-punch my bicycle.

 

[Alzarakh]

Granted. After spending 5000pts your bicycle has been upgraded to a motorcycle! Unfortunatley the gas tank is empty and the world has just declared an emergency shortage of fossil fuels.

I wish I had an endless bad of gold.

 

[Shareya]

Granted, in the moment you open your bag, gold starts to spill out and not stop until you drown or get crushed under the weight.

I wish I had a good cook work for me