do-do-do-do Brian!
do-do-do-do Skate!
do-do-do-do Brian!
do-do-do-do Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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