Forum Zombies

[Arion]

Aye, threads change in here almost as quickly as in the chaos wastes, Slaanesh quarter.

 

[BilboBaggins]

Welcome to the dark side.

Where topics mutate and alter to fit the deranged will of the posters.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

It makes my perverted heart so happy to see how twisted you all are

 

[Swissdictator]

DoN: This really isn't much different than normal conversations I have when hanging with my friends.

In fact, it is almost mild.

The peanut butter incident comes to mind...

 

[Onikaigo]

I like peanut butter. And this thread makes me laugh to no end.

Arrr, I luff yuz guyz!

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Very true Swiss - however mostly these type of conversations don't make it onto public forums, so I'm very proud how far CN has progressed since I joined.

 

[BilboBaggins]

I think GW needs a Vamp 40k army.

Zombie Space Marines on Bikes.

Sounds like a horror movie like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (yes, that is a real movie).

 

[Zephyr]

DoN: This really isn't much different than normal conversations I have when hanging with my friends.

In fact, it is almost mild.

Here was me thinking I was the only one...:devil2:

Undead 40K...nah they've already got Necrons. This thread does make me want to convert an all female zombie army for some strange reason.

 

[BilboBaggins]

Personally I think Necrons as Terminators.

How about Zombie Squats on Trikes?

 

[Zephyr]

OH yeah since they were "eaten by 'nids" *facepalms* That's actually a pretty awesome idea but...no boobs...dang.

 

[Ghouly]

.

Sounds like a horror movie like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (yes, that is a real movie).

:'( I promised myself I wouldn't cry

 

[Onikaigo]

I knew I felt at home here for a reason. The conversations I've had with my friend are so much more in depth than this one. ^^

But we're getting there! I think I'm going to officially join DoN's Crusade here....we just think too much alike.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Excellent!! Glad to have you on board Onikaigo........so who is the person of your dreams then?

 

[Onikaigo]

Two, actually. I'm a firm believer in polygamy. ^_^

 

[Swissdictator]

At least you know what you want!

If you're into polygamy, why stop at two? Wouldn't that simply be bigamy?

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Good man! At the current time my missus is between girlfriends, but as soon as that's sorted be back to two

I'm feeling generous this evening, so you can have two when we win

 

[BilboBaggins]

I'm a firm believer of one woman at a time, keeping two happy is impossible.

I'm not sure how 2 Zombie women would be.

OH NO AN BIZARRE THOUGHT for the Porno.

Bi-sexual Zombie Women in Lust.

 

[Swissdictator]

At least the moaning would not be your stereotypical porno moan....



nnnnnng...... nnnngggggggggggggg....... nng.... brains.... nng... ng.

 

[BilboBaggins]

Zombies, Skellies and Vamps, Oh My.
Zombies, Skellies and Vamps, Oh My.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

I'm a firm believer of one woman at a time, keeping two happy is impossible.

Ah, that's where I'm clever. It wouldn't be my second GF, but instead the missus's GF. Meaning I get all the fun without the aggro.

Zombie women in lust.......a thought comes to mind but I might get in trouble for saying it outright. Put it this way....eating.....perhaps they could go too far?

 

[Swissdictator]

Zombie women in lust.......a thought comes to mind but I might get in trouble for saying it outright. Put it this way....eating.....perhaps they could go too far?

That's why you take the Drakenhoff banner. Regeneration for the win...

Yes, I know what the innuendo was

 

[Master Vampire]

I know about the Zombie system, but I was wondering why I have 44 for only 32 or so posts, whilst Simon von Carstein (for example) has 78 for 794 posts. Have I missed something? Just for that many posts Simon should have at least 250 zombies, and that's not including word counts or poll votes, ect. Why does he have such a small ratio compared to mine?

I've done a recount. And it appears Simon should at least have 250 zombs, haha. He got 304.

I'm not sure why some people's (especially newer) amount of zombies have changed (quite a bit).

Though I'll never do a recount again, muahah!

 

[Arion]

Yes! +400 Zomies!

 

[BilboBaggins]

Started the Zombie Breeding Program?

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Wait - you've just recounted? Your honestly saying that even accounting for all my posts I still have under 2000 zombies??