Funky pic found floating round FB that you guys might enjoy.

[Count Darvaleth]

You're talking about DoN almost as if he's the forum pet...

You've got it the wrong way round mate. We're all his pets.

 

[Harland]

:O
Da hell have I signed up for?!

 

[hairyjeff]

Oh, Harland, my boy; if you only knew.......

 

[Harland]

I seem to remember having a conversation a bit like this with Darvy a while back.

 

[Marius]

Oh, Harland, my boy; if you only knew.......

Eh, don't spoil it for him - what's life without it's surprises erv:


On the matter at hand(s) however.... Anyone care to estimate what size game they were playing?

 

[Harland]

c'mon guys. Look at my post count, then look at yours. I think I know more than you :tongue:

And no. I don't think you could accurately predict the size of that game... except the minimum possible - oh you were talking about the breasts.

 

[Johnny-Crass]

I know lots of 40k players with boobs... Mind you they are all man boobs... But still:devil2:

 

[Count Darvaleth]

I seem to remember having a conversation a bit like this with Darvy a while back.

Eh? Whaddidya say? Depending on the mood you catch me in conversations can vary quite alarmingly.

c'mon guys. Look at my post count, then look at yours. I think I know more than you :tongue:

Pfft. Post count means nothing; the most perversion I ever suffered at the hands of the CN staff (known as the Sig-rape) was well before I was a True Blood. Around the same number of posts as you now, probably. You can be struck by CN perversion at any time, and mostly unawares. More often than not from behind, too.

I would modhammer myself for going off topic but to be honest this thread prompts a range of discussion so I'll let mself off.

 

[TMS]

I know lots of 40k players with boobs... Mind you they are all man boobs... But still:devil2:

DoN cares not from where the boobs come, only that they come without cease for all eternity.

Right?

 

[Count Darvaleth]

I know lots of 40k players with boobs... Mind you they are all man boobs... But still:devil2:

DoN cares not from where the boobs come, only that they come without cease for all eternity.

Right?

You'd think years of perverted pleasure in the form of boob-tribute from CN would have refined DoN's tastes a little...

 

[Harland]

The conversation we had is now one of the random quotes!

And my mind has been honed to an innuendo-seeking tip from my time at a boy's boarding school.

 

[Yorga]

I've seen that very same one with a 3rd caption.

Something to the effect of "The first thing that you noticed was the miniatures wasn't it."

I saw that picture at least 10 years ago. I would imagine they don't look the same today....

 

[Harland]

Those eldar models look awfully like the current ones - I dunno if they were the same ten years ago.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

I would be royally screwed if I played someone like that. I would still play the game mind you, but I wouldn't have a clue what I would be doing

I say that CN adopts this as one of our official tactical strategies:

1. Find an attractive male and female (you need to cater to all parties) friend, relative or possibly hobo willing to stand around for food.
2. Get them dressed in revealing outfits (don't worry too much about style, this is a warhammer tourney after all).
3. Have them by your side when you setup, see which one gets most attention.
4. Keep said person by the table for the rest of the battle, ensuring that when critical points are reached, they need to bend over to pick up something they dropped etc.
5. Victory!!

You may as well just have a fat guy.
The running to the bathroom to vomit would distract me enough.

What else can you expect from a hobo?..... not swimsuit illustrated that's for sure.



Must admit though, I do start at the breasts of female Warhammer players.... all the local ones are hot, we only have a 2/1 male to female ratio at our store.... ITS UNFAIR!

 

[Harland]

2-1.... That's better than most.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

I know, it used to be rare to get one.
We have far to many, I am sick of pink lizardmen! :slapface:

 

[Yorga]

Those eldar models look awfully like the current ones - I dunno if they were the same ten years ago.

They were. GW has not made new eldar models in 10 years. Dark Eldar, yes. But not eldar. I'm telling you, I saw that picture when I still did GW Grand Tournaments in Seattle and Los Angeles. When was the last one?

 

[Sir_Jackonan_De_Orage]

Yeah jsut visited my store yesterday and a girl was there with 10 dudes,
she was painting lizardmen thankfully not pink

 

[Bishop]

Must admit though, I do start at the breasts of female Warhammer players.... all the local ones are hot, we only have a 2/1 male to female ratio at our store.... ITS UNFAIR!

Very unfair indeed! Usually it's closer to 20:1

 

[Johnny-Crass]

2. Get them dressed in revealing outfits (don't worry too much about style, this is a warhammer tourney after all).
3. Have them by your side when you setup, see which one gets most attention.
4. Keep said person by the table for the rest of the battle, ensuring that when critical points are reached, they need to bend over to pick up something they dropped etc.
5. Victory!!

In my first tournament I ever went to I played someone who did this. Guy had his wife there in this low cut T-shirt that had tiny writing that had something to do with warhammer on it. Atfirst I was trying to read the shirt.... Needless to say I won that game! I had a lady to impress (a married lady but a lady none the lesserv: )

 

[Malochai]

So it's not always effective? Who'd'a thunk it??

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Well obviously some players will be Immune to Psychology