RE: I Know how to beat DoN and his Armie of Perverts
Okay, seriously. This is quickly devolving from a silly discussion to a How-to book on sex.
Okay, seriously. This is quickly devolving from a silly discussion to a How-to book on sex.
I Know how to beat DoN and his Armie of Perverts (Warning: Adult Content)
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RE: I Know how to beat DoN and his Armie of Perverts
Guys, I think we should make a tactica out of this, tactica-perverts and tactica-anti-perverts.
Or army lists with universal special rules as follows to balance things out:
Perverts- If there are more than one pervert model in play all pervert models proceed to strip down and... you get the idea (remove them as casualties).
Anti-Perverts- Disgusted by the perverts the Anti-Perverts leave to plan how best to prevent this defilement (remove them as casualties).
Then both sides roll a dice and on a 1-6 re-roll always (like how neither side wants to give up)
Guys, I think we should make a tactica out of this, tactica-perverts and tactica-anti-perverts.
Or army lists with universal special rules as follows to balance things out:
Perverts- If there are more than one pervert model in play all pervert models proceed to strip down and... you get the idea (remove them as casualties).
Anti-Perverts- Disgusted by the perverts the Anti-Perverts leave to plan how best to prevent this defilement (remove them as casualties).
Then both sides roll a dice and on a 1-6 re-roll always (like how neither side wants to give up)
RE: I Know how to beat DoN and his Armie of Perverts
Ah Issa Bella - your words warm my perverted heart!
Ghouly - yes if you can't deliver the goods in missionary then there might be an issue, but trust me you really want to try other variations - exploration can be such fun as Issa Bella said. Don't worry, we will share our carnal knowledge with you until you become the stuff of (sexual) legends!!
@ Vekarin - I see you have lost DS.....the war sways even more in my favour....
Ah Issa Bella - your words warm my perverted heart!
Ghouly - yes if you can't deliver the goods in missionary then there might be an issue, but trust me you really want to try other variations - exploration can be such fun as Issa Bella said. Don't worry, we will share our carnal knowledge with you until you become the stuff of (sexual) legends!!
@ Vekarin - I see you have lost DS.....the war sways even more in my favour....
Just to lighten the mood (this isn't swaying to perversion)
Little boy sees his mum and dad having sex and asks "what u doing", dad goes "making u a brother or sister", little boy replies "do her doggie style, I want a puppy"
Note: No perversion there, the boy just really wanted a puppy.
Little boy sees his mum and dad having sex and asks "what u doing", dad goes "making u a brother or sister", little boy replies "do her doggie style, I want a puppy"
Note: No perversion there, the boy just really wanted a puppy.
Ah but soon you could be rubbing off on a gorgeous woman Ghouly........
@Order - Very good joke. You don't have to hide it, I can see that perverted nature hidden deep down....
@Order - Very good joke. You don't have to hide it, I can see that perverted nature hidden deep down....
RE: I Know how to beat DoN and his Armie of Perverts
There is no difference between my wants in needs though. I want it all !!! :devil2:
Having said that, I'm tainted with perversy but I'm joining Verkarin!
Prepare for the Internets Wars!
The perverted ones will be happy to use this machine:
Issa Bella said:
There is no difference between my wants in needs though. I want it all !!! :devil2:
Having said that, I'm tainted with perversy but I'm joining Verkarin!
Prepare for the Internets Wars!
The perverted ones will be happy to use this machine:
Oh what an excellent turn of events! MV wants to join Vekarin, but admits he is tainted by perversity!
Here my perverted children, here we will see the true strength of Vekarin's convictions. Either:
He accepts MV's help, accepting him despite his perverted nature and thus undermining his own cause. There is no rehabilitation or other such nonsense. Accepting one of our own into his camp shows his weakness and strengthens us. (I'm personally hoping for this one)
or
He declines MV, sticking to his beliefs and views and this glorious war continues until one side wins (which I think we all know that will be)
Remember my followers, heed not Vekarin's words as he will try to justify what he does. Purely his actions will show his true strength..........and personally I think he will bow to MV and play directly into our arms!! Mwahahahahaha!!:devil2:
Here my perverted children, here we will see the true strength of Vekarin's convictions. Either:
He accepts MV's help, accepting him despite his perverted nature and thus undermining his own cause. There is no rehabilitation or other such nonsense. Accepting one of our own into his camp shows his weakness and strengthens us. (I'm personally hoping for this one)
or
He declines MV, sticking to his beliefs and views and this glorious war continues until one side wins (which I think we all know that will be)
Remember my followers, heed not Vekarin's words as he will try to justify what he does. Purely his actions will show his true strength..........and personally I think he will bow to MV and play directly into our arms!! Mwahahahahaha!!:devil2:
I offer no alibi when I accept Master Vampire's support. I have come to realize that combat against a force such as the debasery so evident in the subconscious of you mere mortals is fruitless, I can spend my time doing something slightly more productive.
Therefore, while my forces may contain those touched by perversion, I will do nothing to stamp it out. I also do not encourage it's actions, and while I may look down upon those who are influenced by it as they are lesser than the E. coli that nestle in your rudimentary organs or the phages that kill them, or even the anti-viral chemicals that kill the phages, I will simply accept it's existence.
I remain Mr. Goody Two Shoes, and I do not renounce my fight against perversion, I just want to take over the fucking world and kill a bunch of shit on the way.
Who's with me!?
Therefore, while my forces may contain those touched by perversion, I will do nothing to stamp it out. I also do not encourage it's actions, and while I may look down upon those who are influenced by it as they are lesser than the E. coli that nestle in your rudimentary organs or the phages that kill them, or even the anti-viral chemicals that kill the phages, I will simply accept it's existence.
I remain Mr. Goody Two Shoes, and I do not renounce my fight against perversion, I just want to take over the fucking world and kill a bunch of shit on the way.
Who's with me!?
*applaudes*
Bravo!
Very good, very good indeed.
But I think you are missing the point here Dear Mr. G. Two Shoes. There are no such thing as being not perverted. Because if you are indeed a pervert then NOT being a pervert will look perverted to the pervert, which in this case will make you the pervert. On the other hand, this will make DoN and his crew not perverts and so on. So you see, it's an never ending cycle. And this is what we call life.
No, who are you? Get out of here! No, SECURITY! AAGHghhhhh..h....
Sorry about that. I usually keep my philosopher chained up in the basement, but somehow he got loose and logged in on my account. Silly. So no worries. I've sedated him now so he'll hopefully remain calm for the next few hours. Although, I think it's time to get rid of him. Anyone here in need of a philosopher?
Bravo!
Very good, very good indeed.
But I think you are missing the point here Dear Mr. G. Two Shoes. There are no such thing as being not perverted. Because if you are indeed a pervert then NOT being a pervert will look perverted to the pervert, which in this case will make you the pervert. On the other hand, this will make DoN and his crew not perverts and so on. So you see, it's an never ending cycle. And this is what we call life.
No, who are you? Get out of here! No, SECURITY! AAGHghhhhh..h....
Sorry about that. I usually keep my philosopher chained up in the basement, but somehow he got loose and logged in on my account. Silly. So no worries. I've sedated him now so he'll hopefully remain calm for the next few hours. Although, I think it's time to get rid of him. Anyone here in need of a philosopher?
I'm not perverted, it is not coded for in my DNA. Someone left that part out.
Even DoN admits it.
Even DoN admits it.
We can do that after we take over the world, then we'll have the full support of the masses when we do it; and let that know that perversion won't be tolerated.
But right now I'm ready to ignore it and take over the fucking world and kill shit.
But right now I'm ready to ignore it and take over the fucking world and kill shit.
You're too late to stop that which have already been set in motion - we're not the only perverted organization in this world. Our webs and schemes bury deep underneath the human society and all will feel our touch at one point or another.
Blah!
Blah!
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to take over the world.
Oh wait, that was my plan to begin with...
Oh wait, that was my plan to begin with...
Vekarin the Dark Bladed said:
Quite to the contrary, I think your are deeply perverted. You are just in denial......
Master Vampire said:Perversion = heresy! I say we burn the heretics and then take control of the world
Ok........so you have already admitted your are perverted. So by your own logic, you are a heretic. So you will have to burn yourself....
Even better! Our enemies are going to kill themselves! :thumb:
MasterSpark said:You're too late to stop that which have already been set in motion - we're not the only perverted organization in this world. Our webs and schemes bury deep underneath the human society and all will feel our touch at one point or another.
Blah!
Well said MS. Our perverted power already spreads far and wide. You are fighting a loosing battle!
Nihilus has foolishly decided to join the Goody Two-Shoes (have fun with the celibacy:wow2
, but that's ok as one of Vekarin's own is a pervert deep down.........
Issa Bella
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What a sad sad affair of not having perversion in your DNA, my deepest sympathy's to be with you in this life of utter despair and loneliness... and lots of boredom
It's not boring. I just have so much more free time with which to do important things.
I split an atom the other day.
I split an atom the other day.