The Lol Thread

[Harland]

You can never be too sure with Justin Bieber lookalikes.

 

[Sanai]

You know, the artist responsible for that cover did something amazing- Without the use of deformities or obvious ugliness, they have created an image of a female fantasy vampire character that makes me say "You know, I wouldn't tap that at all"

 

[Harland]

:O
something Sanai wouldn't tap? 8O

 

[Bishop]

Hahaha!

If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’ll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you’ll hear Nickelback.

 

[Mad 'At]

Thought I'd share this one, I love XKCD

Mouseover reads: If it were a two or above I wouldn't be able to answer because it would mean a pause in the screaming.

 

[Sanai]

Here is a cafe we have here in Western Australia, out in the country. It's name somewhat worries me.

 

[Vladimir the bloody]

Remind me not to go near Australia backwoods...

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Oh god, Sanai... we must dispatch the Inquisition at once.

 

[Wolf Fang]

 

[spineyrequiem]

Our US friends might find this amusing...

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6txmM8M9Iw[/video]

 

[Cthulhu]

I just thought of a VC-themed joke I figured I could share…

Q: What do you call the railroad that goes across the Vampire counts' land?

A: The Trans-Sylvanian railway!

… like the Trans-Siberian, but… Transsylvanian…



Ok, I'll shut up.

 

[Bishop]

Someone had too much free time on their hands, one day...

 

[Sanai]

I broke it.... the hand went past the edge of my screen and got stuck there

 

[Sanai]

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Lol, made me chuckle Sanai

 

[Sanai]

 

[Sanai]

So I hear you liek Mudkips....
Do you like dubstep too?
[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHZ7ogeVC4E[/video]

 

[Johnny-Crass]

 

[Sanai]

So, I live in an area called Rockingham in Western Australia. We recently got hit by a really massive storm.

ROCKINGHAM STORM APPEAL

Strong winds and heavy rain hit Rockingham early yesterday afternoon.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Damaging winds devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Sound Telegraph reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Read St.

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Skye-Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.' The wind smashed down the front door and out the back – it was amazing, the place has never been so clean!”

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots, hoodies and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Donations of $25.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and a lighter and cans of Jim Bean to calm the nerves of those affected.

 

[Sanai]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3dg9VURMU&feature=autoplay&list=PL6300475125F53E56&playnext=3[/video]

"Its fumbles. It was always fumbles"

 

[Sanai]

My favourite quotes from Deff Skwadron-

"Killboy, them Nose Turret Kannons workin' proper?"
-"Don't know sir, Ive not shot anything down with them yet"
"So whos that flyin up ahead there?"
-"Raznuts sir"
"Heh heh, there ya go then..."
-"Very well sir, commencing nose Kannon test now!"

"Me boss, ow we supposed to know whos on our side and who aint?"
-"Listen karefully and ill explain ow we do things ere in deff skwadron"
-"You shoot at it an you miss, its one of ourz. You hit it an you shoot it down, then it must be one of theirs,
dead simple see?"

"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery procedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin 43 actually belongin' to the enemy"

 

[Johnny-Crass]

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM[/video]

 

[Malochai]

Hah :')

 

[Lynks]

That's pretty great Johnny

 

[Johnny-Crass]

And a few ones from the best video game ever made