The Lol Thread

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This is a long thread & I can't say i've read every post but it doesn't seem anyone has posted the deathstar canteen yet. Sorry if its old but it still makes me laugh 'till I cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
 
Ah, the venerable Dethklok coffee jingle. My favourite is still Go Forth and Die. At a university no less.

Murmaider never gets old. It's still a running joke in our house that whenever someone makes a checklist someone else writes "Axe, check. Hammer, check. Rope, check. You are ready to Murmaider!" on it.
 
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Have fun.... fellow perverts...
 
The picture might have been removed or otherwise been bumped off the image board. It was taken from 4chan's /b/-section, it could be anything imaginable. :vampire2:
 
Disciple of Nagash said:
Spiderman reminds me of adolescence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house.

Nice. I now know how to talk about that subject when I have sons someday... awesome.
 
Mothers Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.


One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:

1.) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.


And then, the student was stuck.



Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...


7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A
 

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