The Random Quote Thread

[Harland]

Yay.
I think this is morally wro-:silent:
**** this.
Is that a second opinion, BB?
or a third?

Right...
As one Scitzo to another, why don't we help each other out?
*mmph!* MMMMPH!!*
SHUT THE HELL UP!!

 

[BilboBaggins]

To keep Harland's other selves inline I'll post these.

From CN "Transformers 3 Cry" thread.

Shit happens.
At times like this, Bring on the FRICKIN' BADASSE TEDDY BEARS.

From CN "I'm Sorry" Thread

I hope this whole mess has been cleared up then.
It's really just something I'd like to just sweep under the metaphorical rug. I hope it fits under there, with all the frauds, thefts and murd- moving swiftly on...

 

[Trevy the Great]

Sanai, please...
[mod]Keep the thread on topic. Your post had nothing to do with funny forum quotes, so if you don't have anything constructive to add, don't.[/mod]

 

[Bishop]

Heck, I even asked my buddy from Atlanta who doesn't even play the bloody game what his take on this rule was, and he agreed with me.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

On the 'What has your Banshee killed' thread.

Once my girl starts bitching those steggies start twitching.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Hmm....took me this long to find the quote thread.

743, you double post again and I'll make you suffer in eternal torment.
Tied to a chair,
Eyes taped open,
and a TV in front of you...
forcing you to watch...
Twilight

Edit: Dun, Dun, Duuuuuun!!!!!!!

That was is the number thread...after I threatened to double-post at the number 70. erv: (Having double-posted at the number 778)

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

CN is the "Chuck Norris" of Warhammer Forums.

 

[Bishop]

Our dragon just hops to the left and Danses in - a la The Timewarp.

when talking about large flying monsters and blocked charges.. in this thread.

 

[Bishop]

Oh my... link to the quotes below :rofl2:

I would pay to see someone try to bard an ethereal steed…

*Skeleton puts barding on steed, watches silently as barding sinks through steed and falls onto the floor. Picks up barding, puts it back on steed, watches silently as barding sinks through steed and falls onto the floor. Picks up barding...*

You get the picture.

the problem with that is, if the barding won't stay on the steed, why would the rider?

Now that's the kind of thinking we like in these parts!

I'd suggest that unlike normal skeletons, Wights have actually had their bones hollowed out and filled with helium. Thus their riding ability is not actually riding, but more...floating.

Definately need to add the last quoted sentence. Though I quoted several for context...

 

[Sanai]

Its a shame to quote myself, but...

That picture of peach gave me a 1Up mushroom.

From the sexy video game characters thread.

 

[Bishop]

just got off the phone to gamesworkshop, and ive been picked to go to interview for a job to run a store super excited lol.

... best of luck. Try not to take any Mantic models to your interview!

:rofl2:

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

AH haven't updated this in a while. I'm away over the weekend so will do this towards the back end of next week, so anymore quotes anyone would like considered, please post them.

@ Sanai - normally I don't accept quotes from people who made them, but I actually do agree and think that is quote worthy. However any future ones have to be other peoples words please!

 

[Bishop]

Found this at Ogre Stronghold...

Though its a bit late, you can discuss anything you choose here with other players, and keep what you wish secret

I have to switch the lights on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die... Oh wait, I don't think forgottenlor was talking about this... Forget what I just said

 

[Bishop]

Besides, Math-hammer is like my wife: pleases men who don't play enough, but never 100% correct.

 

[Forgotten Heretic]

How will I make 8th work for me? Easy, play Dwarfs

i like this from the 'how will you make 8th work for you' thread

 

[Bishop]

From this thread: Getting standards in a ghoul army

I will still love my zombie horde... just not ... like ... that...

 

[Count Darvaleth]

In a thread deciding whether or not to take a zombie horde:

Is it just me or would a horde of undead be really sexy??

You tell me...

...skirting around it...

Ok, there's cross-dressing involved...

...is skeles all we have to work with? would it be worth having a mass of zomb?

Take pride in your tools, boyo, if you keep your chisels sharp you can work wonders. I'm not sure what this 'mass of zomb' is but I imagine Elvis had quite a lot of it under his shirt. If that floats your boat, who are we to argue?

i know they wouldn't benefit much as have no spears and well weak

Weakness may just be a matter of low self-esteem, with practice the spear-fishing will improve dramatically. That said, medication can be an appropriate course of action. Don't be shy, hey? Those people are professionals, they've seen it all before.

...maby a meat shield

It is obviously safe, but not always practical to shield one's meat. Maby indeed, baby.

to send down the middle and engage while swinging around both sides for a neat pincer?

Ah, a rather ostentatious display of masculinity, it would take a lot of skill to perform these acrobatic manoevres while keeping the object of your desires' attention. But if you pull off that neat pincer move, she'll love you forever.

but any way was just looking for you guys thoughts and wise opinions : )

No problem. We're here to help.

He managed to completely obliterate that poor guy.

 

[Trevy the Great]

If people want to argue, pull the faq out and give them a paper cut.

I love you, Aegis.

 

[youth]

hilarious quote's . . . :-D
nice thread . . . it's different . . . !!!

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

[mod]Random quote generator updated with all the posted quotes[/mod]

 

[Boo]

Riders why would the horses need them they just get in the way.

 

[eyescrossed]

Heck, I even asked my buddy from Atlanta who doesn't even play the bloody game what his take on this rule was, and he agreed with me.

Hey! That was my exact signature on Warseer for a while <_<

 

[artisturn]

Thank You Marcus Von Drac, for suggesting my quote it was a pleasant surprise to see it in the random quote box when I logged on.

 

[Bishop]

DoN - IMO, this is a bit too long to be in the random quote generator:

Random Forum Quote
Dpb: Is it just me or would a horde of undead be really sexy??
Oph: You tell me...
Dpb: ...skirting around it...
Oph: Ok, there's cross-dressing involved...
Dpb:...is skeles all we have to work with? Would it be worth having a mass of zomb?
Oph: Take pride in your tools, boyo, if you keep your chisels sharp you can work wonders. I'm not sure what this 'mass of zomb' is but I imagine Elvis had quite a lot of it under his shirt. If that floats your boat, who are we to argue?
Dpb: I know they wouldn't benefit much as have no spears and well weak
Ophidicus: Weakness may just be a matter of low self-esteem, with practice the spear-fishing will improve dramatically. That said, medication can be an appropriate course of action. Don't be shy, hey? Those people are professionals, they've seen it all before.
Dpb:...maby a meat shield
Oph: It is obviously safe, but not always practical to shield one's meat. Maby indeed, baby.
Dpb: to send down the middle and engage while swinging around both sides for a neat pincer?
Oph: Ah, a rather ostentatious display of masculinity, it would take a lot of skill to perform these acrobatic manoeuvres while keeping the object of your desires' attention. But if you pull off that neat pincer move, she'll love you forever.
Dpb: but any way was just looking for you guys thoughts and wise opinions
Oph: No problem. We're here to help.
Ophidicus offering ‘helpful’ advice to Dapirateboy @ CN

 

[Ophidicus]

I must say I agree, personally I'd prefer a means to hide the RQG altogether, I find it inconvenient and unnecessary.