The Random Quote Thread

[Master Vampire]

i had a phone interview at 9AM and my interviewer sounded hung over lol.

Oh, that sucks. Lol, if he said that to me, I'd have turned around and said, "Well, I play VC with Mantic models...."

1) I think it's a great backlash at the GW interviewer
2) Turning around in a phone interview doesn't add to the impact. Field tested. =P

edit: got another haha.

Count D; Ever get told you look like Jervis from GW?

Ha! Lol that is Jervis, and it's not really me. =D

In the Yourself! On a picture... thread.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Yeah it is too long, I will remove that quote Bishop.

 

[Spencer]

@ Sanai - normally I don't accept quotes from people who made them, but I actually do agree and think that is quote worthy. However any future ones have to be other peoples words please!

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

That quote has been removed - Spencer I wouldn't say that's a funny quote?

 

[Boo]

Enjoy yourself, and remember what a friend of mine told me when I was in Highschool:

Take it easy, man. And if it's easy, take it home.

 

[Master Vampire]

haha Oni, I yield to pervertedness

This one made me smile:

I'm lovin' the Squiggoth. Do you still have a house after purchasing that bad boy?

Sadly lost the house, both cars, the wife, and 2 fingers in the whole purchase. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!

 

[Boo]

A update that is more a tease like a girl only allowing you too see her bra.

Hehe, oh santawraith

 

[Boo]

And anotherone by our perverted master:

If Nagash did return.......lets just say I would be tent-pole-in-pants happy.......

 

[Bishop]

So did you ever get a new camera or anything painted, tomorrow is the first big day.

I hope you didn't get a new camera painted....

 

[Count Darvaleth]

When I despaired about painting my vampire model, Sanai was there to help:

(aww gawd it gets harder and harder...)

Urrggee.... to sexualise.......growing.......

 

[Bishop]

This is plain when reading the rules properly and not trying to apply more logic and inventing words up within the rules where they do not exist!

Making stuff up that doesn't exist, sir, is a proud American tradition! Look at our politicians and media! :zombie:

 

[Bishop]

And this post from Warseer...

Squigs and Ladders produced by GW, would cost $200 and include over 10 plastic models!!!!

 

[Santawraith]

I hate Sigvald... "O noooo! I got dirty! I need to look at myself in my shield/mirror!" COME ON!!! Slaanesh could have done better...

By Vladimir the bloody

 

[Santawraith]

Its NO FUN insulting people that are TOO DAMN STUPID to even realize it!

Store Owner of the Ogre's Den

 

[Santawraith]

Redarmy27
DoN, I'd paint you something to your liking, but going off of your wants and desires I wouldn't even be able to post it appropriately. And even if I could, you wouldn't be able to see the damn mini because of so much censorship blurring.

Disciple of Nagash
AH but luckily I know the boss of this site pretty well and he said it would be ok to post pics of lovely naked lady models

 

[Harland]

Random quote generator updated with all the posted quotes

Um.... Did my Quotes make it? I haven't noticed them in there....

Only wondering. Or Wandering. I always forget which is which.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

You never know Sanai, it could proove interesting story. Female host character, group of guys, vampires sucki...I'm not too sure I want to continue this line of thought...:|

I'll be in, bio tomorrow.

*Cough*

 

[Fallen Angel]

ForlornHope at ultuan.net

Next time someone complains about ASF on elves, go ahead and punch them in the face. If you dont knock them out with the first punch then they dont will really have an excuse to complain about ASF

 

[Count Darvaleth]

And by fun we do not mean comedy. Our fun is definitely not something that you would laugh at. But in time, if you really take our "ideas" to the extreme... (ie: Sanai) I guess you could laugh at the "fun" we give to others. erv:

Hey! I am not the extreme!
Its Vekarin you gotta watch out for.

 

[Bishop]

Mind reader! I was watching those the other day and was thinking of posting them up.

Sanai if I was reading your mind there would not be enough bleach in the universe to cleanse the memory of what I'd read...

 

[Ophidicus]

Heh, isn't that a lovely weapon?

Carpe Noctem: The Home of Lovely Weapons.

 

[Harland]

Hey kids, ChaosJedi is going away for a little while so he asked me to be in charge of killing people.
...
Be nice, or you'll die next!

Oh dear, you just inspired me with your 'Hey kids'.

OHHHHHHHHH - WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? VEKKY DARKBLADE! WHO IS AS YELLOW AND POROUS AS HE? VEKKY DARKBLADE! VEKKY DARKBLADE, VEKKY DARKBLADE, VEKKY~ DARKBLADE! *whistles*

IF PERVERTED DECADENCE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH! VEKKY DARKBLADE! THEN HOP ON HIS &SS AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Ive seen mentioned in a white dwarf when one player had Lord Solar Macharius leading his Imperial Guard army. He failed a ld test, then failed multiple re-rolls, and then the comissar executed Lord Solar Macharius, greatest hero of the imperium for cowardice.

In the unlucky dice rolls thread. Made me laugh my head off.

 

[Bishop]

This made me :rofl2:

Not sure what a Ghorgon is exactly but it looks scary and intimidating.

It's a big, scary monster. A really big, really scary monster.

 

[Sanai]

If life gives you lemon, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

-Anon