The Random Quote Thread

[Harland]

It's funny how all of the other countries in the British Isles (note the 'Isles') seem to go out of their way to be different from England. Except Wales - it's too much of a pushover.

Thats because the other countries aren't Wales. The others are trying to not be britain, while Wales would be happy to just not be Wales.

Sanai on the who are you? thread.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Nagash is the worst model ever. How he got through the design process i do not know.

Designer: Right Nagash is the badass lord of the dead, sculpt me a BIG undead lord with menace, power and nice crown.

Sculpter hears: sculpt me a blah blah undead blah clown.

 

[Bravo_10]

THIS

If you give your vampire the Glittering Scales, you might as well call him Edward and his Dragon Bella... still a better love story than Twilight!

-Harland, discussing equipment for a Zombie Dragon

 

[Bishop]

Those last two are AWESOME!

 

[Harland]

Awww you two - lost friends meeting over CN.....if I had known this would happen I would have charged you when you registered

DoN on Spineyrequiem and I discovering that we go to the same school!

Also

Positive (+1): for setting up my account and just being Your friendly neighbourhood Pervert

Azreal's reputation remark given to DoN. I know it wasn't an actual forum post, but it still made me laugh.

 

[NicholasLeMort]

Okay, so there was a complication today. I ran out of black paint! Tomorrow I shall see if my housemate is willing to drive me to the shops so I can buy a can of black spray (And some pots of black as well). And a stick of salami.

Sanai in Sanai's Vampire Counts Paintlog- WIP Test Skeleton wearing flayed skin! in the Tale of X Gamers section.

 

[Alexos]

Originally posted by Askil the Undecided on the topic Can beastmen become Daemon Princes;

A very important point that was stated in realm of chaos is that the Chaos gods are immortal beings who do not exist in realspace and as such have little idea which gifts are unhelpful or even deadly here because they simply wouldn't be a problem in the warp.

Thus when they turn your legs into fins, you head into a single giant eyeball and make you explode on contact with sunlight they meant it as a gift it; simply doesn't occur to them that you might die.

 

[Harland]

Hey Alexos, try putting the quotes in quote tags (it makes it slightly easier to read). Just highlight the text, and click the 'quote' button (it looks like a speech bubble). I'd just like to point out that this was not meant to be patronising in any way. It's so hard to not sound like that when conversing with a purely text-based medium.
Anyway:

Apparently, it relies on something known as an 'onion router' to prevent those who are not terribly good at computers from accessing it. This is so-called because it has many layers, makes you cry and combines well with liver in the most repulsive way imaginable.

Spineyrequiem on the Darknet

 

[spineyrequiem]

I imagine they treat dead bodies like most of us treat snow. Ya know, build forts, corpse angels, eat it (But not the yellow kind).

Tawg discussing the habits of Crypt Horrors.

 

[Bishop]

From the thread "What other armies do you play?"

I can see why Dark elves are popular (being evil), but Bretonnians? I dunno, maybe undead necromancers and stuck-up french nobles just go together.

Brettonians are popular because people like knights. Cant for the life of me figure out why. Real men dont need horses to win battles.

So you play wood elves? And you talk about fighting like a man... A bow doesn't have the feel of good dwarven steel...

My wood elves are mostly female actually... And the male ones arent men. They're elves!

 

[Wargamer]

If you give your vampire the Glittering Scales, you might as well call him Edward and his Dragon Bella... still a better love story than Twilight!

Harland talking about Vampire Lords on Zombie Dragon unsing Glittering Scales.

EDIT: Beaten to it.

 

[Bravo_10]

Played a game vs. HE a few days ago running the MN special char with his wight king buddy. Damn bolthrowers knocked a bunch of wounds off my mortis engine so I proceeded to activate its "undead cruise missile" function and rammed it into the HE battle line. Took out a chunk of elves and the wizard riding the dragon.

ravenwatch, discussing the Mortis Engine in The Teachings of Abhorash. (Post edited for spelling )

 

[The Archivist]

Question bout my one man forest goblin army- shall his future core be entirely made up of spider riders, or have some forest gobbos on foot aswell?

Nothing beats a WAAAGH! consists solely of things you can step on riding on other things you can step on.

Harland in the 'What other armies do you play?' thread

 

[Harland]

Nagash lives? Poor choice of words really

 

[Harland]

Lahmian.... I like my victims to have a good time before they get eaten.

Eetion on "What's your favourite bloodline?" I missed out a bit in the middle but I think his increased the overall effect.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Some good quotes added.

 

[spineyrequiem]

1. Find an attractive male and female (you need to cater to all parties) friend, relative or possibly hobo willing to stand around for food.
2. Get them dressed in revealing outfits (don't worry too much about style, this is a warhammer tourney after all).
3. Have them by your side when you setup, see which one gets most attention.
4. Keep said person by the table for the rest of the battle, ensuring that when critical points are reached, they need to bend over to pick up something they dropped etc.
5. Victory!!

Disciple of Nagash discussing how to win any tabletop game you care to name...

 

[Harland]

Definitely, definitely NSFW. That is messed up.

I love it.

Grish and Sanai on the Kingdom Death's wet nurse.

Also:

Ohh sanai now we understand your love of the guardsmen. It is all about the female commisioner's and the power hugs.

Oh no! I have been caught out!
Its also the leman russes, the autocannons...all those big, long guns that smell of oil and smoke and make loud noises and eject shell casings.......mmmmmmm....

 

[Ice Junkie]

I generally use slight of hand, witty exhortations, and scantilly-clad women to distract my opponents while I surreptiously tip their models onto the floor.

Harland on How to Win

 

[Bravo_10]

I used to be a noob, then I took a Warhammer to the wallet...

-Harland, on the CN chat!

 

[Harland]

This is not an incitement to riot, just thought you might like to know...

I dunno, in France, anything is an incitement to riot .
Here in Australia, you couldn't get a person to be bothered rioting if you marched into their home and shot their grandma.

Spiney and Sanai on riots

 

[Count Darvaleth]

You haven't seen some of the people in the company *shudders* Even with all my reputed sexual prowess it would be limp noodle time when faced with some of those naked horrors Then they say they have kids......and I think.....how???!!

DoN discussing how he would not be able to give sexual favours to everyone in his company for a free stretch-limo, in a thread most of you aren't allowed to see yet.

 

[Chaos Zombie]

"Everything that can go wrong usually does" - and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will do so- and at the worst possible moment.

hairyjeef on deepstriking in the force orginisation forum

 

[Harland]

DoN discussing how he would not be able to give sexual favours to everyone in his company for a free stretch-limo, in a thread most of you aren't allowed to see yet.

Oh, but soon....

 

[Malochai]

Oh, the Alcohol is DEFINITELY helping.

This quote can be applied to any situation, really.

Except Alcohol re-hab courses.

Harland and Darvy on the effects of alcohol [on the characters in the VAU]