The Random Quote Thread

[Harland]

*smiling and genitally shaking his head*

The most epic typo of all time, by DDM while roleplaying in the VAU

 

[Malochai]

I thought that was pretty epic :tongue:

 

[Harland]

Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gif to go with it.

I so read that as 'Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gf to go with it.'


Man, the difference one letter can make.

Masterspark and Onikaigo

 

[TMS]

Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gif to go with it.

I so read that as 'Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gf to go with it.'


Man, the difference one letter can make.

Masterspark and Onikaigo

Oh, hey - I think that's the first time I've been in an entry in this thread. About time, if you ask me. I know I do and say memorable things all the time, you're all just too slow to get it~

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Oh, hey - I think that's the first time I've been in an entry in this thread. About time, if you ask me. I know I do and say memorable things all the time, you're all just too slow to get it~

Woah, wait... I don't get it. Could you run that one by me again, just once more? Sorry I just can't understand what you're trying to say; I mean, it could be memorable or something...!

 

[Harland]

:slapface: That is just so...
we have a term for it at m school. it's called 'bunterous'

 

[TMS]

You can both eat my dust, slow-pokes!

 

[Sanai]

I'm watching you now. Don't be afraid, but just know I'm there. Always there. Watching.

Onikaigo commenting on Mioum's Tomb King Plog.

Also, can someone go through and check the spelling and grammar of all the quotes? I grimace every time I get reminded about the grammatical error I made in the Head on Legs quote.

 

[Harland]

There's one quote from me here that's missing a 'which'.. I think it's the one about things that you can step on.

Also, DoN: There is a quote on here from a while back credited to Itzcoatl - I did this to conceal his name. However, now he's a part of this forum, so you can change it to Seiuchi. It's the quote about intellectual Ogres.

 

[Harland]

Tormund, now more than a little inebriated as he had been drinking steadily all day, belched loudly and began to shout.
"I KNOW WHO IS THE BEAST!*hic*ITS YOU!"
He then pointed at an empty chair.
"I KNEW IT WAS YOU FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU! NO DON'T INTERRUPT ME! I CAST MY VOTE AGAINST YOU!"
He then fell over and began to snore loudly.
VOTE:ABSTAIN

Pietr von Carstein in the VAU

VOTE: INEBRIATED

U_M also in the VAU

 

[The Archivist]

If you'd kept going, you might actually have made a roleplay... a roleplay that there was a roleplay elsewhere.
My brain hurts...

The Roleplayception! We must go deeper!

Sanai on hoodwinking Count Darvaleth into thinking there was a roleplay he'd missed.

 

[Sir_Jackonan_De_Orage]

Archivist, I'm coming for you. When you think your are safe, snuggled up in your bed beneath your multiple duvets, I will sneak up to you and violate you with a spoon in every way imaginable, and more. Then, I will gouge out your eyes, force feed you your own testicles, then play golf with you gelatinous eyeballs. When I have returned from what will inevitably be my first ever sup-par round, I will beat you to death with your own pillow.

Harland @ The Archiviist on OOC: The Legion of Frost

 

[Malochai]

"And so the ground did shake and the heavens split asunder! The earth itself screamed in protest as it was torn apart, great crevasses opened beneath the feet of the unwitting forumgoers for that was the day that all would remember; that was climactic moment, the upheaval that would rival the birth and death of gods... the day that Vekarin changed his username!"

~Excerpt from the Book of vampirecounts.net

Trevy/Vekky on him changing his username in the 'Breach of a Millennium' thread

 

[Bishop]

This is one of those agree to disagree situations. In my view...

Fair enough.

If you can't agree then this is what the FAQ says to use ‘The Most Important Rule'

I fail to see the conflict at all.

A conflict is exactly what we are having here... I fail to see how you could fail to see that. =)

While discussing the order to apply stat adjustments and stat modifiers.

I trimmed a bit so that it fits better in the RQG.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

True, it does seem that Varghulfism is more a Vampiric form of Obesity more than anything else.

 

[Bravo_10]

When something f***s you then eats you its bad but to have it the other way is just..... WRONG!
Its like letting Mat Ward loose with the new sisters of battle book and watching as the main character falls in love with a space marine before going heretic hugging.

-Duke Danse Macabre, on the strange occurrences in VAU. You probably can't add this to the generator because of language, but still...funny stuff.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Lol, Just replace the curse work with *tickles your Pickle* or *Rogered*
May even make it sound funnier.

Anyway was going through old posts when looking through the forums:

Had far to many people take flaming and then say, HA!... Magical now...... Actually no..... Cave Man invented fire, not magic....

My view on people who think fire can hurt ethereal models.

 

[Bishop]

From the VAU...

"...we're... well, nude, I'd like to offer you all a presentation that I wish free you from the unnecessary shame."

Duality puts his hands on his hips and pushes his groin forward, then he slowly starts to rotate his pelvis around. After a while, as the rotation gains speed, his member starts to spin around in circles.

"Behold, straight from the dwarven master engineers, I present you: THE GYROCOPTER"

*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*

 

[Mesayah]

There is no such thing as OTT when you are talking about Warhammer and Warhammer accessories. I hear that the lids of the new paint pots are going to be skulls with skulls for eyeballs, covered in spikes... Spikes used to carve the designers name into the heart of their enemy.

Jenn on Bell of lost souls regarding the new paint releases.

 

[Santawraith]

I have to say though, that "less is more" doesn't feel as Warhammery as "everything is not enough".

Cthulhu @ CN

 

[Mad 'At]

I have to say though, that "less is more" doesn't feel as Warhammery as "everything is not enough".

Cthulhu @ CN

:rofl2: That's a good one!

 

[spineyrequiem]

*Pulls the pin on the potato and clenches his eyes shut ready for ultimate destruction........ and nothing happens*
Damn, turns out its a spud.

Sanai in 'OOC-The Legion of Frost'. The chain of events leading up to it was somewhat bizarre...

 

[Santawraith]

The degree of awesomeness in this thread may cause certain viewers to leave NSFW messes in their office chairs.

Johnny-Crass @CN

 

[Santawraith]

Man, every time I pop in on your plog my paintbrush hand turns off all the lights and sits on the couch with a pint of cookie dough ice cream, crying to its girlfriends over the phone.

Adam_Barrow @ CN

 

[Raizi]

"I have three stones in my gaul blader. I am all doped up and they will be taking them out tommorrow morning. On the plus side I built a Coven Throne while I was in the hospital."

Johnny-Crass putting first things first while waiting for surgery.