The Random Quote Thread

[Santawraith]

ARGH!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! PUT ON THE CHASTITY BELT AND DESTROY THE KEY! DoN IS COMING!!!
Chaos_born @ cn

 

[The Dead King Of Dead Stuff]

are any of these going to be added or some? or what?

 

[Johnny-Crass]

DON looks through and judges when he finds time. For DON knowith all

 

[Grish]

Non-site, non-warhammer related quote, so don't include it if you dno't want to.

Last weekend, I was in London and went for dinner with some old friends. In discussing where to go, I wanted to make sure no one had any allergies or dieteray restrictions. This happened one day after the Florida zombie incident.

C (on going to dinner): "[Grish] You'll be pleased to hear I am no longer vegetarian and am now eating
more meat than that drugged up fellow in Florida."

Totally inappropriate and hilarious.

 

[Malochai]

BTW, does anyone else get the mental image of a Vespid with a thick, curly mustache wearing a sombrero when you see the word 'Vespidos'?

Sweeney Todd, in the OOC Thread for Camo Cloak and Power Dagger

Ahh the old DH [DestroyerHive] tradition. Drop you into the middle of hell and tell you to kill everything.

It'll be my pleasure :spiteful:

Santaire on Heresy-Online, OOC thread for an RP

Anyone want to help me abduct a child?

Johnny in the CC&PD OOC

(17:21) spineyrequiem: Yeah... it was a three day plan, which ends with her slitting her own wrists and being left outside his house, still in the pink-watered bathtub
(17:21) spineyrequiem: Actually, that might have been the fourth day...
(17:21) Malochai: Oh ... You thought this out way, waaaay too much ...
(17:22) spineyrequiem: Oh, it was just the standard one, rape, bone-breaking then waterboarding followed by burning messages into the skin with cigarettes

Just Spiney being Spiney ...

(18:15) Harland: But is it you who is doing them? Not just another faceless sheep in an uncaring world?
(18:16) Malochai: OK, then ... I'll be a few mins whilst I type it up. Back in a few minutes
(18:16) Harland: You see, Malochai, you are not special. You are insignificant.
(18:16) Harland: And with that thought, I leave you, knowing that no matter what you do, you will always be the same as everyone else - irrelevant.
(18:17) Malochai: Bye Harland
(18:17) Johnny-Crass: That means you are also irrelevant Harland...

J-C telling Harland like it is

 

[Santawraith]

You know, there are now more humans alive than have ever died. Given the average ability of our troops, we vampires may be royally screwed...
spineyrequiem Signiture @CN

 

[Harland]

(18:15) Harland: But is it you who is doing them? Not just another faceless sheep in an uncaring world?
(18:16) Malochai: OK, then ... I'll be a few mins whilst I type it up. Back in a few minutes
(18:16) Harland: You see, Malochai, you are not special. You are insignificant.
(18:16) Harland: And with that thought, I leave you, knowing that no matter what you do, you will always be the same as everyone else - irrelevant.
(18:17) Malochai: Bye Harland
(18:17) Johnny-Crass: That means you are also irrelevant Harland...

J-C telling Harland like it is

You do me no justice, Malochai! But seconds after this I riposted with a witty retort!

 

[Malochai]

Did you? I don't remember. I must have starting doing this in the seconds before you did :tongue:

 

[Harland]

(17:31) Harland: THE GREAT MARVOLLO SHALL NOW PERFORM HIS WONDERFUL APPEARING TRICK
(17:31) System: Seiuchi joined the chat.

This has to be imortalised. Forever.

EDIT: the next line, if you feel it should be added:

(17:31) Seiuchi: WASSUP

 

[Santawraith]

Sanai Wrote: Do feel on an aesthetic level that the countess could use slightly smaller boobs however.

Chaos_Born Wrote: eek
Do you understand what you just said Sanai?

Monkey's_Uncle Wrote: You better edit that bit out before DoN reads your post...

 

[Sanai]

Ysbriel looks to the left, starring wildly and pointing his gun, panting heavily. A look of fear crosses his face before he clamps his eyes shut and jams his hands over his ears, curling up into a ball.....

'DON'T TAKE MY EYES!' He screams hysterically

....Ysbriel scrambles up off the floor and squats on the vespid, looking at the floor. Then he relaxes and calms down. After a brief pause, he stares in wonder at the wall, getting up and walking slowly towards it in awe. 'It's so...beautiful...'

....Ysbriels calm eyes fill with terror and another scream fills the corridor. He dives towards the door of the room in which Leonara and Alf are fighting, clinging desperately to the doorframe as if he was trying to resist being pulled away ....

...Ysbriel desperately pulls himself into the room, struggling against incomprehensible forces, and sitting up against the wall, just to the left of the door, panting heavily with the beginnings of tears forming in his eyes...

Ysbriel is Chaos_Bornes character. I know its too much to fit into the quote generator I think... but seriously quality roleplaying that had me almost in hysterics.

 

[Chaos_Born]

I am reminded of a pod-racer if it made weird freaky love to a WW2 fightererv:

Johnny talking about the new Forgeworld fighter thing

Is the quote generator ever going to be updated with some of these wonderful gems?

 

[Malochai]

I'm assuming it will be when DoN has the time

 

[Chaos_Born]

although the home made sausage rolls enhanced the enjoyment considerably.

Do I even need to say it? erv:

Lynks describing his evening to an ever vigilant Johnny

 

[Johnny-Crass]

I suppose if you just go 'RAAARGH!' and cut the cannon in half, then the crew aren't going to stick around for long

Chaos Born taling about Heroic Killing Blow on a Warmachine

 

[Bishop]

... but thought ill put out a feeler to see if anyone wish to humiliate my wood elves.

Want to have a woodelf off?

Sure my camouflage pattern is better than yours Johnny-Crass

A woodelf-off! Wonder whose wood is harder, if you know what I mean :tongue:

 

[Harland]

You must understand, young roleplayers, it takes a long time to say anything in Old DoNish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say...

on the TVC II OOC thread. I like me my LotR references.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

You must understand, young roleplayers, it takes a long time to say anything in Old DoNish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say...

on the TVC II OOC thread. I like me my LotR references.

I've sigged this, it's brilliant.

 

[Sanai]

(08:53) Mad 'At: justin bieber <3
(08:53) Mad 'At: i like him

Mad 'At professing his love for the biebster in the chat.

 

[Mad 'At]

(08:53) Mad 'At: justin bieber <3
(08:53) Mad 'At: i like him

Mad 'At professing his love for the biebster in the chat.

I should be mad about this, but if is gets me into the random quotes bar I'm okay with it

 

[Malochai]

(15:03) Count Darvaleth: It was a mysterious message
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Brought on a night-wind
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Delivered by a naked baby, clothed in a gown
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Completely bald, with ginger hair
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to speak, the baby told you the message
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to walk, he then sauntered off
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: And Darvy, running out of paradoxes, made one more
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: ... 42!

Darvy ... Freaking me out

 

[Count Darvaleth]

(15:03) Count Darvaleth: It was a mysterious message
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Brought on a night-wind
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Delivered by a naked baby, clothed in a gown
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Completely bald, with ginger hair
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to speak, the baby told you the message
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to walk, he then sauntered off
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: And Darvy, running out of paradoxes, made one more
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: ... 42!

Darvy, being awesome.

Fixed that for 'ya.

 

[Malochai]

Do not lie, Darvy ... That was freaky

 

[Mello]

Sounds pretty poetic to me..

Hehe, that's cute

... :|

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Will be updating this evening. So get any outstanding quotes in!