The Random Quote Thread

[Malochai]

A what now? O_O Is "social life" some warhammer figurine I dont know about?

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

If one of the mods (or a member if they wish) can go through and give a list of new quotes in post since the last update, I would much appreciate it. Xd I'll then get them loaded.

 

[Malochai]

I would, but I'm not sure where the cut-off is for the last update? There's post - page 15 - where you say you'll update at the end of the week, but there's nothing to say whether you got around to it!

 

[Malochai]

How'd you do that, then?! And I'll download it when I get home

Through the awesomeness that is......well... me

Anywho, I'll go through this and put it all into one thread later if I know where to start from

 

[Count Krieger von Blutstein]

"Those of Abhorash's blood line are referred to as blood dragons because Abhorash slew a dragon in single combat and drained it of all its ancient tasty goodness."-Lynks

 

[Harland]

If I may be of service, Malochai.

I have gone back over the thread, and it seems that the last quote added (I went and checked the source file) was back on page 11 - post #210 by Sanai quoting Amun Sengir. This post is from 2011, so I think it would be a good idea to start there.

Also, I would be happy to compile the quotes if you'd rather not go so far back... how about we split the job? I will do pages 11-14 and you do pages 15-18.

I'll do my part sometime this evening.

 

[Malochai]

Seems good to me, Harland see if I can get the time to do mine later

 

[Sanai]

I quoted Amun Sengir? Whats an Amun Sengir?

 

[Harland]

He's a user. Whom you quoted.

Malochai, I have an issue. As I can't edit other people's posts, I can't copy and paste the

tags, which means it's going to take me an awful lot longer. I'll still do it, though.


EDIT: hmm. It also seems I would miss out the names of the people in the titles of the quotes. I hate to do this but... can I pass on the mantle? A mod would simply be able to go from post to post and copypaste.

 

[Malochai]

Don't worry Harland, I'll do it. I'm pretty much sick of coursework tonight; been doing it all day

 

[Malochai]

Page 11

Sanai commenting on a minor mistake/misread that Vekky made vs. Bishop in the first WFO game on CN.

I'm really sorry for my incompetence!

You have failed me for the last time Vekarin. *Force Chokes*

Dreadgrass commenting on Lore of Metal

HOWEVER! There is 1 rule... never, under any circumstances, cast Glittering Robes on a unit containing a vampire, you will be in breach of the 1st commandment of the book of Nagash (Thou shalt NOT sparkle, shimmer, glint, glitter or otherwise reflect light so as to look absolutely FABULOUUUUS!!)

I can sticky it too, you know... but I wouldn't want to steal your fun. Besides, it's probably best not to come (pun not intended there!) between Sanai and something he wants to stick...

On DakkaDakka

"Tier" is the most stupid concept ever.

Either your army has structural flaws and cannot compete, or can compete.

I agree, it is the stupidest concept ever. Such as global warming, 9/11, and AIDS, and yet they still exist.

Krieg stepped forward and gave a polite cough. "Hello, my name is KRIEG and I sometimes have difficulty controlling the VOLUME OF MY VOICE. Ahem, yes. I believe the most tactically sound approach would be to KILL THEM ALL. Blood for the blood god, skulls etc. Thank you for your time."

-Amun Sengir in the OOC thread of the Fall of Catokas.

You should really sit down and talk to your friend about him being a big cheese monkey.

HERO in the thread about beating High Elves

 

[Harland]

Oh right, you can multiquote! derrrrrrrrp.

I will do 15-18 then.

 

[Malochai]

Page 12

My god, an expanded role for a female character in Tolkien. ABOMINATION AND HERESY.

Von in "The Hobbit" thread

This is exactly the kind of army I used to field in 6th and before. The easily replenished horde was my favourite version of the army, and became known to my gaming buddies as the 'porridge technique'.

Discussing the changes to our book and how we can field hordes of zombies again. :rofl2:

(Ghoulking)
Mount - Fusrodah the Terrorgheist
Powers - Aura of Dark Majesty, Beguile, Dreadknight
Magic Items - Skabscarth, Dragonbanegem

In the army lists forum; Fusrodah the Terrogheist. :rofl2:

The cover is pretty awful.... it looks like the vampire is saying "and I would've gotten away with it too, if it werent for you meddling kids and that stupid dog!"

About the art in the new book

It's funny how all of the other countries in the British Isles (note the 'Isles') seem to go out of their way to be different from England. Except Wales - it's too much of a pushover.

Thats because the other countries aren't Wales. The others are trying to not be britain, while Wales would be happy to just not be Wales.

Sanai on the who are you? thread.

Nagash is the worst model ever. How he got through the design process i do not know.

Designer: Right Nagash is the badass lord of the dead, sculpt me a BIG undead lord with menace, power and nice crown.

Sculpter hears: sculpt me a blah blah undead blah clown.

If you give your vampire the Glittering Scales, you might as well call him Edward and his Dragon Bella... still a better love story than Twilight!

-Harland, discussing equipment for a Zombie Dragon

Awww you two - lost friends meeting over CN.....if I had known this would happen I would have charged you when you registered

DoN on Spineyrequiem and I discovering that we go to the same school!

Positive (+1): for setting up my account and just being Your friendly neighbourhood Pervert

Azreal's reputation remark given to DoN. I know it wasn't an actual forum post, but it still made me laugh.

Okay, so there was a complication today. I ran out of black paint! Tomorrow I shall see if my housemate is willing to drive me to the shops so I can buy a can of black spray (And some pots of black as well). And a stick of salami.

Sanai in Sanai's Vampire Counts Paintlog- WIP Test Skeleton wearing flayed skin! in the Tale of X Gamers section.

Originally posted by Askil the Undecided on the topic Can beastmen become Daemon Princes;

A very important point that was stated in realm of chaos is that the Chaos gods are immortal beings who do not exist in realspace and as such have little idea which gifts are unhelpful or even deadly here because they simply wouldn't be a problem in the warp.

Thus when they turn your legs into fins, you head into a single giant eyeball and make you explode on contact with sunlight they meant it as a gift it; simply doesn't occur to them that you might die.

Apparently, it relies on something known as an 'onion router' to prevent those who are not terribly good at computers from accessing it. This is so-called because it has many layers, makes you cry and combines well with liver in the most repulsive way imaginable.

Spineyrequiem on the Darknet

I imagine they treat dead bodies like most of us treat snow. Ya know, build forts, corpse angels, eat it (But not the yellow kind).

Tawg discussing the habits of Crypt Horrors.

From the thread "What other armies do you play?"

I can see why Dark elves are popular (being evil), but Bretonnians? I dunno, maybe undead necromancers and stuck-up french nobles just go together.

Brettonians are popular because people like knights. Cant for the life of me figure out why. Real men dont need horses to win battles.

So you play wood elves? And you talk about fighting like a man... A bow doesn't have the feel of good dwarven steel...

My wood elves are mostly female actually... And the male ones arent men. They're elves!

Played a game vs. HE a few days ago running the MN special char with his wight king buddy. Damn bolthrowers knocked a bunch of wounds off my mortis engine so I proceeded to activate its "undead cruise missile" function and rammed it into the HE battle line. Took out a chunk of elves and the wizard riding the dragon.

Ravenwatch, discussing the Mortis Engine in The Teachings of Abhorash

Question bout my one man forest goblin army- shall his future core be entirely made up of spider riders, or have some forest gobbos on foot aswell?

Nothing beats a WAAAGH! consists solely of things you can step on riding on other things you can step on.

Harland in the 'What other armies do you play?' thread

Nagash lives? Poor choice of words really

Lahmian.... I like my victims to have a good time before they get eaten.

Eetion on "What's your favourite bloodline?" I missed out a bit in the middle but I think his increased the overall effect.

 

[Malochai]

Page 13

1. Find an attractive male and female (you need to cater to all parties) friend, relative or possibly hobo willing to stand around for food.
2. Get them dressed in revealing outfits (don't worry too much about style, this is a warhammer tourney after all).
3. Have them by your side when you setup, see which one gets most attention.
4. Keep said person by the table for the rest of the battle, ensuring that when critical points are reached, they need to bend over to pick up something they dropped etc.
5. Victory!!

Disciple of Nagash discussing how to win any tabletop game you care to name...

Definitely, definitely NSFW. That is messed up.

I love it.

Grish and Sanai on the Kingdom Death's wet nurse

Ohh sanai now we understand your love of the guardsmen. It is all about the female commisioner's and the power hugs.

Oh no! I have been caught out!
Its also the leman russes, the autocannons...all those big, long guns that smell of oil and smoke and make loud noises and eject shell casings.......mmmmmmm....

I generally use slight of hand, witty exhortations, and scantilly-clad women to distract my opponents while I surreptiously tip their models onto the floor.

Harland on How to Win

I used to be a noob, then I took a Warhammer to the wallet...

-Harland, on the CN chat!

This is not an incitement to riot, just thought you might like to know...

I dunno, in France, anything is an incitement to riot .
Here in Australia, you couldn't get a person to be bothered rioting if you marched into their home and shot their grandma.

Spiney and Sanai on riots

You haven't seen some of the people in the company *shudders* Even with all my reputed sexual prowess it would be limp noodle time when faced with some of those naked horrors Then they say they have kids......and I think.....how???!!

DoN discussing how he would not be able to give sexual favours to everyone in his company for a free stretch-limo, in a thread most of you aren't allowed to see yet. Xd

"Everything that can go wrong usually does" - and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will do so- and at the worst possible moment.

hairyjeff on deepstriking in the force orginisation forum

Oh, the Alcohol is DEFINITELY helping.

This quote can be applied to any situation, really.

Except Alcohol re-hab courses.

Harland and Darvy on the effects of alcohol [on the characters in the VAU]

*smiling and genitally shaking his head*

The most epic typo of all time, by DDM while roleplaying in the VAU

Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gif to go with it.

I so read that as 'Thanks, guys. I even got myself a new signature gf to go with it.'


Man, the difference one letter can make.

Masterspark and Onikaigo[/quote]

I'm watching you now. Don't be afraid, but just know I'm there. Always there. Watching.

Onikaigo commenting on Mioum's Tomb King Plog.

Tormund, now more than a little inebriated as he had been drinking steadily all day, belched loudly and began to shout.
"I KNOW WHO IS THE BEAST!*hic*ITS YOU!"
He then pointed at an empty chair.
"I KNEW IT WAS YOU FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU! NO DON'T INTERRUPT ME! I CAST MY VOTE AGAINST YOU!"
He then fell over and began to snore loudly.
VOTE:ABSTAIN

Pietr von Carstein in the VAU

VOTE: INEBRIATED

untitled_musketeer in the VAU

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I'm quite happy to keep going, but if you want to do 15-18, that's fine

 

[Harland]

Just waiting on page 14, then I will post 15-18

 

[Malochai]

Page 14

If you'd kept going, you might actually have made a roleplay... a roleplay that there was a roleplay elsewhere.
My brain hurts...

The Roleplayception! We must go deeper!

Sanai on hoodwinking Count Darvaleth into thinking there was a roleplay he'd missed.

Archivist, I'm coming for you. When you think your are safe, snuggled up in your bed beneath your multiple duvets, I will sneak up to you and violate you with a spoon in every way imaginable, and more. Then, I will gouge out your eyes, force feed you your own testicles, then play golf with you gelatinous eyeballs. When I have returned from what will inevitably be my first ever sup-par round, I will beat you to death with your own pillow.

Harland @ The Archiviist on OOC: The Legion of Frost

"And so the ground did shake and the heavens split asunder! The earth itself screamed in protest as it was torn apart, great crevasses opened beneath the feet of the unwitting forumgoers for that was the day that all would remember; that was climactic moment, the upheaval that would rival the birth and death of gods... the day that Vekarin changed his username!"

~Excerpt from the Book of vampirecounts.net

Trevy/Vekky on him changing his username in the 'Breach of a Millennium' thread

This is one of those agree to disagree situations. In my view...

Fair enough.

If you can't agree then this is what the FAQ says to use ‘The Most Important Rule'

I fail to see the conflict at all.

A conflict is exactly what we are having here... I fail to see how you could fail to see that. =)

While discussing the order to apply stat adjustments and stat modifiers.

True, it does seem that Varghulfism is more a Vampiric form of Obesity more than anything else.

When something f***s you then eats you its bad but to have it the other way is just..... WRONG!
Its like letting Mat Ward loose with the new sisters of battle book and watching as the main character falls in love with a space marine before going heretic hugging.

-Duke Danse Macabre, on the strange occurrences in VAU. You probably can't add this to the generator because of language, but still...funny stuff.

Had far to many people take flaming and then say, HA!... Magical now...... Actually no..... Cave Man invented fire, not magic....

My view on people who think fire can hurt ethereal models.

From the VAU...

"...we're... well, nude, I'd like to offer you all a presentation that I wish free you from the unnecessary shame."

Duality puts his hands on his hips and pushes his groin forward, then he slowly starts to rotate his pelvis around. After a while, as the rotation gains speed, his member starts to spin around in circles.

"Behold, straight from the dwarven master engineers, I present you: THE GYROCOPTER"

*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*

There is no such thing as OTT when you are talking about Warhammer and Warhammer accessories. I hear that the lids of the new paint pots are going to be skulls with skulls for eyeballs, covered in spikes... Spikes used to carve the designers name into the heart of their enemy.

Jenn on Bell of lost souls regarding the new paint releases.

I have to say though, that "less is more" doesn't feel as Warhammery as "everything is not enough".

Cthulhu @ CN

*Pulls the pin on the potato and clenches his eyes shut ready for ultimate destruction........ and nothing happens*
Damn, turns out its a spud.

Sanai in 'OOC-The Legion of Frost'. The chain of events leading up to it was somewhat bizarre...

The degree of awesomeness in this thread may cause certain viewers to leave NSFW messes in their office chairs.

Johnny-Crass @CN

Man, every time I pop in on your plog my paintbrush hand turns off all the lights and sits on the couch with a pint of cookie dough ice cream, crying to its girlfriends over the phone.

Adam_Barrow @ CN

"I have three stones in my gaul blader. I am all doped up and they will be taking them out tommorrow morning. On the plus side I built a Coven Throne while I was in the hospital."

Johnny-Crass putting first things first while waiting for surgery.

I love how Johnny took the time to come on to CN on his way to the hospital.

"Let's go to the Hospital!"
Johnny: "Not yet! I gotta tell the fellas!"

I dunno, it's the way I keep seeing you hovering outside his room, sharpening your knife and saying 'Soon my pretty, very soon...' Of course, you're probably just waiting for dinner, if the meat's as tough as we have you'll need a sharp knife...

Those wolves give me a feeling that would of confused Johnny at age 11

Johnny-Crass in Blackbard's PLOG

Indeed it seems Games Workshop modeled the Spirit Hosts off of the back up singers in Thriller

 

[Harland]

PAGES 15-18

But as Yoda said "Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate" And trust me I fear that Ward will touch my armies fluff....

In the slightly misspelt 'Matt Ward- Hero or Villian?' thread.

That Nob is lovely

And that my friends, is what she said

In plog found here: https://www.vampirecounts.net/Thread-Animatum-Impia-Magicae-Currently-building?pid=267114#pid267114

Why teases are great its like a stripper wearing cloths when she first comes out on stage and then well ya know.

I laughed when i read that :tongue:

A beginner? That's like me saying I'm a virgin, which I am most assuredly not.......well apart from role play nights but that's another matter..

Banned for suggesting taking a hike. I tried going out into the real world once, I'll admit that the graphics were good but the gameplay was TERRIBLE.

spiny in the 'Banned' thread.

Please remember theres no ward save for a frying pan to the face
The Dead King Of Dead Stuff @cn

Yes-yes! Funny Sanai man-thing knows the truth-truth.

Pick Skaven! They will make your enemies die-die quick quick!

Doomrocket and Skitterleap are fun-fun. Just pick-point and shoot-shoot.

Blast them with warp-lightning! Boom-Boom!

In the 'The tough choice' thread.

I'm going to 1/3 break the rules.. since it's only 1/3 my quote

This is in a WFO where Johnny was having quite a bit of bad luck, missing rolls by one. He just tried a boosted level spell and failed by one, burning through the last of his power dice.

Can I ever have nice things? EVER?!?!?!?

Curse of years...

:swear:..... Knew I forgot something

This was in the Trueblood/Mod forum... but nothing "secret" in here.. so

on a side note is topless girls on a coven throne heresy or just a good time

Heresy IS a good time.

Off to hospital now, let's see what the next little monster in the line looks like

Remember to check it for mutations and warp taint, and to invoke the proper Imperial benedictions to ensure the Emperor watches over your child.

Sanai reminding Raizi of the proper rites.

Chaos_Born: Have you ever heard of Games-Workshop Johnny? I don't think you'll like them

Chaos_Born and Johnny Crass



oh i got mentioned in a quote, good i thought i had a few gems :tongue:

And and a Moderator please change Sexy to pretty or something in the title. My work porn filters keep blocking this thread.

I love it

Raizi: I hope he doesn't beat the poronkäristys out of me, it will take some beatings, as the last time I ate some was last christmas

(03:19) Raizi: I know my CPR!
(03:20) Raizi: 150 joules!
(03:20) Raizi: clear!
(03:20) Raizi: *thump*
(03:31) System: Daoshi has left the chat.
(03:32) mod Sanai: you killed Daoshi
(03:33) mod Sanai: you happy now?

some random chat-action on CN chat.

ARGH!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! PUT ON THE CHASTITY BELT AND DESTROY THE KEY! DoN IS COMING!!!
Chaos_born @ cn

Non-site, non-warhammer related quote, so don't include it if you dno't want to.

Last weekend, I was in London and went for dinner with some old friends. In discussing where to go, I wanted to make sure no one had any allergies or dieteray restrictions. This happened one day after the Florida zombie incident.

C (on going to dinner): "[Grish] You'll be pleased to hear I am no longer vegetarian and am now eating
more meat than that drugged up fellow in Florida."

Totally inappropriate and hilarious.

BTW, does anyone else get the mental image of a Vespid with a thick, curly mustache wearing a sombrero when you see the word 'Vespidos'?

Sweeney Todd, in the OOC Thread for Camo Cloak and Power Dagger

Ahh the old DH [DestroyerHive] tradition. Drop you into the middle of hell and tell you to kill everything.

It'll be my pleasure :spiteful:

Santaire on Heresy-Online, OOC thread for an RP

Anyone want to help me abduct a child?

Johnny in the CC&PD OOC

(17:21) spineyrequiem: Yeah... it was a three day plan, which ends with her slitting her own wrists and being left outside his house, still in the pink-watered bathtub
(17:21) spineyrequiem: Actually, that might have been the fourth day...
(17:21) Malochai: Oh ... You thought this out way, waaaay too much ...
(17:22) spineyrequiem: Oh, it was just the standard one, rape, bone-breaking then waterboarding followed by burning messages into the skin with cigarettes

Just Spiney being Spiney ...

(18:15) Harland: But is it you who is doing them? Not just another faceless sheep in an uncaring world?
(18:16) Malochai: OK, then ... I'll be a few mins whilst I type it up. Back in a few minutes
(18:16) Harland: You see, Malochai, you are not special. You are insignificant.
(18:16) Harland: And with that thought, I leave you, knowing that no matter what you do, you will always be the same as everyone else - irrelevant.
(18:17) Malochai: Bye Harland
(18:17) Johnny-Crass: That means you are also irrelevant Harland...

J-C telling Harland like it is

You know, there are now more humans alive than have ever died. Given the average ability of our troops, we vampires may be royally screwed...
spineyrequiem Signiture @CN

(17:31) Harland: THE GREAT MARVOLLO SHALL NOW PERFORM HIS WONDERFUL APPEARING TRICK
(17:31) System: Seiuchi joined the chat.

This has to be imortalised. Forever.

EDIT: the next line, if you feel it should be added:

(17:31) Seiuchi: WASSUP

Sanai Wrote: Do feel on an aesthetic level that the countess could use slightly smaller boobs however.

Chaos_Born Wrote: eek
Do you understand what you just said Sanai?

Monkey's_Uncle Wrote: You better edit that bit out before DoN reads your post...

Ysbriel looks to the left, starring wildly and pointing his gun, panting heavily. A look of fear crosses his face before he clamps his eyes shut and jams his hands over his ears, curling up into a ball.....

'DON'T TAKE MY EYES!' He screams hysterically

....Ysbriel scrambles up off the floor and squats on the vespid, looking at the floor. Then he relaxes and calms down. After a brief pause, he stares in wonder at the wall, getting up and walking slowly towards it in awe. 'It's so...beautiful...'

....Ysbriels calm eyes fill with terror and another scream fills the corridor. He dives towards the door of the room in which Leonara and Alf are fighting, clinging desperately to the doorframe as if he was trying to resist being pulled away ....

...Ysbriel desperately pulls himself into the room, struggling against incomprehensible forces, and sitting up against the wall, just to the left of the door, panting heavily with the beginnings of tears forming in his eyes...

Ysbriel is Chaos_Bornes character. I know its too much to fit into the quote generator I think... but seriously quality roleplaying that had me almost in hysterics.

I am reminded of a pod-racer if it made weird freaky love to a WW2 fightererv:

Johnny talking about the new Forgeworld fighter thing

Is the quote generator ever going to be updated with some of these wonderful gems?

although the home made sausage rolls enhanced the enjoyment considerably.

Do I even need to say it? erv:

Lynks describing his evening to an ever vigilant Johnny

I suppose if you just go 'RAAARGH!' and cut the cannon in half, then the crew aren't going to stick around for long

Chaos Born taling about Heroic Killing Blow on a Warmachine

... but thought ill put out a feeler to see if anyone wish to humiliate my wood elves.

Want to have a woodelf off?

Sure my camouflage pattern is better than yours Johnny-Crass

A woodelf-off! Wonder whose wood is harder, if you know what I mean :tongue:

You must understand, young roleplayers, it takes a long time to say anything in Old DoNish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say...

on the TVC II OOC thread. I like me my LotR references.

(08:53) Mad 'At: justin bieber <3
(08:53) Mad 'At: i like him

Mad 'At professing his love for the biebster in the chat.

(15:03) Count Darvaleth: It was a mysterious message
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Brought on a night-wind
(15:03) Count Darvaleth: Delivered by a naked baby, clothed in a gown
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Completely bald, with ginger hair
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to speak, the baby told you the message
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: Unable to walk, he then sauntered off
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: And Darvy, running out of paradoxes, made one more
(15:04) Count Darvaleth: ... 42!

Darvy ... Freaking me out

A what now? O_O Is "social life" some warhammer figurine I dont know about?

How'd you do that, then?! And I'll download it when I get home

Through the awesomeness that is......well... me

Anywho, I'll go through this and put it all into one thread later if I know where to start from

"Those of Abhorash's blood line are referred to as blood dragons because Abhorash slew a dragon in single combat and drained it of all its ancient tasty goodness."-Lynks

And that should be everything.

 

[Malochai]

(12:39) System: Aren joined the chat.
(12:40) Aren: back
(12:40) System: Harland has left the chat.


Yey! Im like a popularity magnet!!!!

 

[Count Krieger von Blutstein]

"Now, I might not be a vampire, and so have no say in the matter, but I feel that there is a very important point that you have missed out. It may be unsubtle. It may not be the right method for the situation. But you seem to have forgotten that a flying castle is farking awesome."
-Harland, Roleplaying in TVC II

 

[Harland]

Aha, but this is a council chamber, not a battlefield...oh wait, the council chamber is a battlefield.

The Dread King making fun of the antics in the TVCII

 

[Harland]

2. you get really sick for awhile but eventually you get better

so... vampirism is similar to being turned into a newt?

Another gem from the TVC II OOC thread! (ghouly was listing the possible effects of drinking a vampire's blood)

 

[Harland]

(09:04) Sainna: Hullllu Harland o/
(09:12) Sainna: No hello back!?
(09:18) Sanai: You dont get a hello from Harland
(09:19) Sanai: He simply is, immoveable, untouchable, like a mountain
(09:19) Sanai: you acknowledge his existance for he is and always was
(09:19) Sanai: he does not acknowledge yours because before a blink of an eye in his terms we will all be gone to ash and dust

 

[Harland]

(16:28) Mad 'At: putting green stuff on my testicles
(16:28) Melle: ahh, nm i know them
(16:28) Melle: on your what?
(16:29) Melle: do i interpret testicles wrong here?
(16:29) Harland: oh god I can't stop laughing

 

[Melle]

I like my chaff to be 50 points or less.

I like my chaff like I like my hookers. Cheap fast and no one will miss them

Discussing points cost for chaff units in 'know thy enemy'

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Aha!

I was looking for this thread

[mod]
Stickied[/mod]

Get rolling in with all your quotes! I will be updating the generator shortly.