The Random Quote Thread

[Harland]

You can have my whip!

Well, I say whip. It's really more of a long strip of leather.

Or, at least, it could be. If you cut it out a bit. Currently, it's a big expanse of leather

Leather is basically just cow-skin, right? I know that TECHNICALLY you have to do some things to it before it's called leather, but, I mean, it's leather in potentis, you know? Even if it is still attached to the cow.

So, yeah, you can have a cow. Hope that works for you.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

~ Anon.

For some reason I find this quote really rather funny.

 

[Harland]

Methinks....methinks...methinks....boobies...

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

I think you need some of the previous posts there harland for that quote to work.

In regards to updates, I should be getting my broadband installed next wednesday, so should be ok to update after that

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Great one by Johnny:

I am a woman if you pay me enough... Hell honey if you pay me enough I can be whatever you want me to be

I'm already counting my cash and wondering what I can turn Johnny into.....erv:

 

[Harland]

Actually I think it works beautifully when given entirely out of context, especially considering your reputation.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

I just realised Crystal is a lady Must.....act.....gentleman-like......

She's a Laaiiday, Woooahhh Woooahhh Woooahhh, she's a Laaiiday

 

[Mello]

Luci, don't be asleeeeep; I wanna roleplay!

EDIT: Erm ... That came out wrong ... :tongue:

Today in Cold Hearts when I decided to go to sleep and stop posting IC

 

[Malochai]

(12:05) Malochai: I hate the youngsters that hang around my village ... And there's also a large drug problem
(12:06) Count Darvaleth: If they were legalised, there'd be less of a problem
(12:06) Harland: Yeah I know
(12:06) spineyrequiem: What I say too.
(12:06) Harland: I'm totally for legalizing youngsters

... I think that says all there needs to be

 

[Harland]

I'll just leave this here (trimmed down for the RQG)

Don't you mean especially the vampires?

Ideally yes but I'm sure you've heard the stories about what suckers they are for it

I suppose there is some tooth to what you say.

Yeah, these vampires are still going to be a right pain in the neck though.

Oh, the terrible puns

Looks like we drove him batty.

I actually thought that was quality humor, but he didn't seem very fangful for it. Maybe our attempts to lighten the mood have been in vein.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

[mod]Quotes collected upto day for generator[/mod]

Now I remember why it hasn't been updated in a while...it takes ages to set the coding properly....cheap crappy generator...

 

[Malochai]

Is the coding difficult or just time consuming?

 

[Harland]

I've seen the source code for it. It looks relatively simple, but time consuming for large numbers of posts.

If you are typing it in manually DoN, could I help out a bit? I could write it in a text document then PM it to you.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Just time consuming. I'll see how I get on tomorrow and let you know.

 

[Harland]

No problem. It would also be an excuse to dust off my html.

 

[Harland]

DoN I've PM'd you a bunch.

 

[JesterBird]

"Hey there is one zombie going against whole our army! Attack Him! Wait...there's a Necromancer behind...NO SHIT NO!"

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

[mod]All quotes collected up-to date.

Generator locked for the time being. You will be able to add further quotes once we have the new software up and running.

Cheers

DoN[/mod]

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Thread unstickied as new software allows direct addition of quotations.