Omnilosa absorbed what the others were saying. He was not stupid, merely foolish, and he knew that some sort of horrible voting process was going on to determine who was a vampire within the room. He also inferred from this that they were all in danger, for the vampire(s) could try to attack any of them in the night. Ah well, he thought, I've been in stickier situations before. Time to pull my weight around here, before they start giving me suspicious looks.
"I have heard what ye said..." he announced, "and though there may be vampires, there is also a PIRATE! But I am an honourable pirate - I will not tolerate chaos worshippers, I will not tolerate vampires..." He stepped up to Torormr, "yet most of all, I will not tolerate some scumbag landlubber attacking a child!" he shouted indignantly. "Ye should be ashamed of yerselves! No man should attack a young 'un, whether he has doubts about that boy's humanity or not! I fer one -think this is not human!" He tapped Torormr on the chest to emphasise the lowliness of his sin.
"Whilst I may have my suspicions about our aggressive friend here-" Omnilosa gestured at Toromr, "I think we should prove our doubts, with a jar of good ol' jam!" He fished a jar with a greenish substance within out of his pocket and pulled a wad of ships' biscuits out of the other. "The last of me' non-jam rations, this is," he noted, then muttered under his breath, "and the first". Omnilosa had bought these recently from a village stall, before making the final part of his journey to Lustria.
"We'll see who enjoys this food," Omnilosa explained to the group, "and everybody who doesn't is a vampire...or they've just gone mad after being marooned for a very long time," he conceded. He sat down and offered the ships' biscuit and jam to the various prisoners, "Well? Want a bite?"
"I have heard what ye said..." he announced, "and though there may be vampires, there is also a PIRATE! But I am an honourable pirate - I will not tolerate chaos worshippers, I will not tolerate vampires..." He stepped up to Torormr, "yet most of all, I will not tolerate some scumbag landlubber attacking a child!" he shouted indignantly. "Ye should be ashamed of yerselves! No man should attack a young 'un, whether he has doubts about that boy's humanity or not! I fer one -think this is not human!" He tapped Torormr on the chest to emphasise the lowliness of his sin.
"Whilst I may have my suspicions about our aggressive friend here-" Omnilosa gestured at Toromr, "I think we should prove our doubts, with a jar of good ol' jam!" He fished a jar with a greenish substance within out of his pocket and pulled a wad of ships' biscuits out of the other. "The last of me' non-jam rations, this is," he noted, then muttered under his breath, "and the first". Omnilosa had bought these recently from a village stall, before making the final part of his journey to Lustria.
"We'll see who enjoys this food," Omnilosa explained to the group, "and everybody who doesn't is a vampire...or they've just gone mad after being marooned for a very long time," he conceded. He sat down and offered the ships' biscuit and jam to the various prisoners, "Well? Want a bite?"