WARNING, NSFW - Sexiest Game Characters

[Onikaigo]

Good call DoN. I got too caught up in watching Ze Boobies than doing my job. D'oh!

It's not -that- big of a failing, right? :slapface:

 

[Sanai]

Is it just me, or is the chick on the Duke Nukem Pic the same chick who plays patsy on Absolutely Fabulous?

If you want something really sexy (By sexy I mean you think its disturbing, and I think its sexy) google Rule 34 Facehuggers.
Of course, giger deliberatly designed the facehuggers (and their eggs) to be completely sexual. Apparently the facehugger eggs were originally designed to have a slit on the top like a womans vagina, but he was told to change it, so he changed it to quote "That cross catholics love". Thats how we got the eggs we see today in Alien movies. The facehuggers were also deliberate sexual references (Literally being face raped and forcefully impregnated anyone?)

BTW, I like that Tabula Rasa chick. She looks natural, unlike alot of girls who are often considered hot (I for one find Pamela Anderson types to be gross)

P.S. Went to Supanova the other day in perth (Pop Culture/Anime Convention) There were alot of cosplayers. The girl in black latex was especially easy on the eye.

 

[Aegis]

Good call DoN. I got too caught up in watching Ze Boobies than doing my job. D'oh!

It's not -that- big of a failing, right? :slapface:

HOW can you even think loving boobs is a failing.

Get out of the chair, run 1 lap around your house and DON'T DO IT AGAIN, or we are going to have to suspend your man card and all its privileges for an indeterminate amount of time. :frown:

 

[Josef]

heres rose from legends of the dragoons

 

[Onikaigo]

Oh god, Rose! I used to -love- that woman! She was hot, mysterious, athletic, and looked damn hot in that uneven skirt. Even pixellated.

Thanks, Josef! That brings back so many memories.

 

[Zephyr]

Currently replaying Mass Effect both 1 and 2 and it's got some great errr...characters!

 

[Buck Dog]

Ahhhhh..... three of the reasons why I love Mass Effect so much (although I prefered Kelly to Samara).
I am a little concerned for my Shepard in Mass Effect 3 - he "romanced" Liara in the first game and then "romanced" Miranda in the second game; I reckon there will be hell to pay in the final installment when they all catch up with me. Although Liara seems fairly open minded..... it might work in my favour

 

[Annie]

Are there erm, any videogame characters who DON'T have ginormous boobs?:silent:

 

[Big D Von Carstein]

No. Even Mario has a decent set of Man-boobs :tongue:

 

[Aegis]

Are there erm, any videogame characters who DON'T have ginormous boobs?:silent:

Yes, Samus Aran. ( don't let the weird new renderings of her with huge knockers fool you, NO-ONE saw that coming in the first metroid. No-one.

 

[Irisviel]

 

[Ophidicus]

 

[Buck Dog]

Another one of my favourites.... the lovely Taki from Soul Caliber. The fun that could be had making her bounce up and down during the slow-mo replays

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Are there erm, any videogame characters who DON'T have ginormous boobs?:silent:

If there is I don't want to know about them

 

[Annie]

more than a handful's a waste...

 

[Big D Von Carstein]

Lucky I have really big hands then erv:

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

Hehe I know its not really on topic, but c'mon! Boobies over rules Everything

 

[Danceman]

Are there erm, any videogame characters who DON'T have ginormous boobs?:silent:

Video games almost always go to the extremes. You will, for example, rarely find a man in a game who isn't rediculously ripped, tall and generally impossible traits.

A game, much like every other form escapism, is framed around the fantasy and imagination of fairly ordinary(or maybe not so ordinary). Most posts around here are from Beat 'em Ups, shooters and similiar games and these tend to exclusively include impossibly fit and curvy characters. Most notable are Bloodrayne which is just a personifaction of sexuality and little else. Terrible games and movies but sell the sole promise of naked flesh and it works, unsuprisingly. Bayonetta is another but in her case the whole sensual thing is just so shamelessly over the top it becomes funny. I see it as a satire on the entire concept.

But I wanted to highlight the fact men and females are equally exaggrated but also that I do not mind. It is after escapism and what a bore it would be if it would just be a representation of ordinary day life.

So big breasts, no matter how rediculous they look in these games, are here to stay. Let's just enjoy their bounciness and take it for what it is.

Now, a reminder that big boobs is not all you need, my favourite fictional girl;

 

[BilboBaggins]

And I tought it was because Game developers rarely see them in real life so they used the one from the adult mags as the examples for their work.

 

[Sanai]

Personally I find oversized boobs to be a major turn off.

 

[Dreadgrass]

I'm sure the big-boob craze has spread from Japan (as such I blame Oni! :tongue: ) every anime ever created is a classic example of this.... I'm also a fan of more "natural" proportions erv: wait... I think I just agreed with my west-coast compatriot! Sanai, not sure if anyones ever mentioned this to you but (disclaimer: in THIS instance!) you've got good taste

 

[Onikaigo]

....We've finally found something that turned Sanai off....



Hell just froze over. Turn on your heaters and get under your blankets, it's a cold day in hell.

/end rant.

I still love you Sanai. We should still be roommates one day, just so I can get a big breasted woman over so I can have her to myself.

I love big boobs honestly, and if I could've had a hand (Or two!) in propagating the large breast bonanza that's swept into the U.S I would've definitely done so.

 

[Danceman]

And I tought it was because Game developers rarely see them in real life so they used the one from the adult mags as the examples for their work.

That was what I meant but I chose more... softer words

Personally, I am a flexible guy. Boobs are fun and available in so many wonderful sizes and forms!

 

[Nikos]

Pffft.... what nonsense! Having ridiculously large shirt potatoes will in no way impeed you from doing your job be it as top female secret agent, martial artist or elf. I forgot about this lady...

She has it all, hot russian accent, skintight catsuit and she shoots that annoying deadweight Meryl

 

[Craken]

Always liked her