Zombie Tools

[The Inspector]

Hello all,

this template has been floating around the internet for a little while, and I thought it would be fun to see what the enterprising members of Carpe Noctem can come up with!

Take it as seriously or as humorously as you like

Here is mine:

Template is attached to this post. Have fun!

 

[Baslakor]

HOW AWESOME!!!!

So short said: I have a moonbase which fires nukes and pink poodles. A personal tank and a hot sidekick! Oh yes, and a deadly bicycle!

 

[TMS]

I'm afraid that I'm much too indecisive to really be able to make a complete collage that I won't want to change immediately. However, it would likely contain various giant laser beams, a death star or two and definately Doctor Robotnik.

 

[Christophe von Carstein]

I want the woman in the image above to be my sidekick... and f*ck buddy :mrgreen:
And I bet i'm not the only person whos thought that, DoN I'm looking at you

 

[Onikaigo]

I like her. ^.^ She can be my sidekick.

 

[Issa Bella]

Wow that conversation went there real quick!

 

[Ghouly]

I can't work it......help........someone.........please :'(

 

[Baslakor]

Tss.. She is MY sidekick! Download your own from the internet!

It is easy ghoulkin. Just open the file in MSpaint, search the internet for pictures and copy them in the paintfile.

 

[Ghouly]

Uhhhhh.... what is MSpaint?

 

[Christophe von Carstein]

is MS not just Microsoft??

 

[Arion]

Ghouly, do you have a PC or Mac? With Mac you'll have to download it.

 

[The Inspector]

Heh, for your sakes I hope that during a zombie apocalypse it isn't necessary to perform rudimentary picture manipulation

 

[Ghouly]

I got Windows XP

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Ghouly do the following:

Start > All Programs > Accessories > Paint

I think that's right, but I have Vista so not sure if I remember it right.

 

[Malganis]

This may need some explaining.

I figured that cos Buffy can kill vampires, zombies shouldn't proove too difficult, so why not have a weapon clones her then fires her into the zombies.

And Chris Griffin, because just in case everything goes wrong, I can use him as bait.

Vehicle is a titan, because why the hell not?

And then the armour is a cat because it might confuse the zombies. And if I'm in a titan, I don't really need that much armour anyway.

Lily Allen, It's Not Fair, just because it would entertain me to have a titan squishing zombies to a tune about some girl who's lover can't satisfy her, and then Squidward, because he has more arms to fight them off with.

My Stronghold would be an ice fortress at the North Pole, cos then I can live next door to Santa.

And my last words would be an attempt to confuse and distract them, so that I could escape!

 

[Zaak the Uncanny]

Fairly self explanatory methinks. All chosen for awesome value as opposed to real tactical use.