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"Dats wot da Godz sezzed yooz'd do. Dey sezzed yooz 'af fingz wot do fingz wot krump fingz. We'ze gotz A WAAAGH! now.. So 'erez da plan. We'ze gonna go souf... and krump fingz. Guud plan, roight? Roight! I'ze be outside wiff me boyz. Jus' look fer da Big Squig." Arg is refering to his giant...
All this talk of who is more noble than who is useless.. as its quite obvious that Arg is the noblest one of all. Yeesh people. Its staring you right in the face. :mrgreen:
Arg takes in a deep breath.. then speaks entirely too quickly to actually be understood... "CuzDatNaggyGitWotKrumptLotsUfOrcsAn'DenEatedDereGreenynessAn'TookedIt'WayFromDaGodzAn'DaGodzDunLoikDatSozeDeySendzMeTa...
The posts are out of place? I figured since they were GOING to khemri that would be the place to put them. Would it have been better to start another chapter just for what the Orcs are up too, or maybe a supplemental thread?
"Wotz it look loik I'z doin! I'z ridin Muffin an' eatin slop!!!" The Warboss yells back at Orcimedes. Well that explains that. Ok it really doesn't, but anyway. It appears our protagonist has forgotten why he's come, and grabs a slop bucket and upends it into his huge, gaping, bloody maw...
"Fingy! I sezzed take me ta da 'venta!" Arg waves the screaming goblin around over his head.. then brains another goblin that gets to close with him. Fingy suddenly goes silent then, and Arg holds him up and looks at him. "Oi! Wakez up yooz Fingy!" But Fingy doesn't wake up. Maybe the fact that...
Farther north from where the others are meeting.. Muuuuch farther North.. a huge Orc riding a massive boar thunders through dilapidated gates into what appears to be a smashed up Dwarf Hold. Orc graffiti and banners abound in the place, and in many places the defenses have been crudely patched...
"Letz git goin, boyz." The huge Warboss says to his not so living boyz. The creatures shrug huge shoulders as they regain their mounts. "We'ze gonna go back to da tribe an' git dem.. Den we'ze goin ta da 'old. Gotz ta talkz ta an ol' mate." One of the now undead boyz actually responds...
Full Name: Arg Bloodymaw Associated Names: Da Boss Age: Orcs don't keep track of this. However he's been involved in 1,254 engagements of various size. (Battles) Bloodline: Blood Dragon Sire: Unknown Blood Knight Generation: Uknown, pathetically low. Place of Birth: Spawned in the Worlds...
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