Banned!

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because I did. You know where the hammer is. That guy has it. His modhammer owns the mods,

 

[Questioner]

banned because I said ModHammerHammer.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because I know that. Mjolnir is the modhammerhammer to end all modhammerhammers.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because I know where my collection of MjolnirHammers(Theyareforhammeringmjolnir)whichareawesomeandwillpwnMjolnir are. And yes, that is the full name.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because the name is too long.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

[mod] Banned for even partaking in such heresy! The ModHammer is the most powerful of all hammers! Kneel before its might and submit!


KNEEL! [/mod]


EDIT: Oh I didn't think that would work! I feel all tingly.

 

[Sir_Jackonan_De_Orage]

Banned because I am totally in awe of your amazing power and kneel to your obvious superiority, oh mighty Darvy. Your big red banner and hammer have terrified me utterly, I beg that you have mercy upon me. NOT

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned because... damned straight. :tongue:

[mod] The Modhammer has struck! Feel its power! [/mod]

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because its power is naught next to mine , albeit not forum power but real power.
I'm actually obama, I just use the irish flag to throw off al qaeda!
And also banned for chuck norris jokes. They've kind of lost their charm. Chuck is your run of the mill hyper conservative christian.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because of my MegaArmourOfSheerAwesomeness(ItIsAwesome)ThatWillDeflectAnyBlowEvenFromTheMightyMODHAMMERWhichAfterAllIsNotTHatGreat, and because I wield the legendary SwordOfSheerFrenzyCuttySlashKillyPower. Kneel, for you cannot beat me!!




Ack, I rolled a 1.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because I think I may have ninjad you.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because I know you did. That was when I rolled a one.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for rolling dice while posting in the banned thread.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because it was a metaphorical dice.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because as president of the united states i vow that i will put real dice in your home so you don't have to rely on republican metaphorical dice.

 

[Sanai]

Pietr, you are not only
[Mod] Banned [/Mod]

but the black helicopters are... I mean aren't coming for you.
No one who supports existing democratic proccess will survive when Darvy ascends to the throne of humanity.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because I AM humanity.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because I have humanity.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because you have me? You must therefore be my cat George. Get OFF George... Seriously, STOP DRIBBLING IN MY HAIR!!!!!



Stupid cat.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because I meant humanity in the way that no creature of the undead can understand.

 

[Sir_Jackonan_De_Orage]

banned because you are a vampire thrall, therein are undead so have not got humanity, therefore you lie!

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because that is just another clever ruse i have engineered so people dont realise that im barack obama!

 

[Marius]

Banned for engineering clever ruses. The zombies just get confused!

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because that was my plan, to confuse people.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because you can never confuddle EVERYONE. And I am EVERYONE!