Banned!

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned 'cause one of the AoM titan (Gaia) is a fifty-foot tall half-naked woman.

Beat that.

 

[Questioner]

Banned cos Kronos would pwn her in a "fair" fight.

 

[Sanai]

Banned because at that tiny resolution/amount of pixels, no one cares if gaia is naked or not.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned because compared to some of the other, normal-sized women in the game (mmm....Circe...) she is actually big enough to be better-detailed so we DO care.

Plus Kronos could never beat her. I mean, she'd just "seduce" him and stab him in his sleep! She is his mother/wife after all.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because it is just Mother. Her wife was Ouranos (the sky)

Sorry, I am good at this Greek mythology lark.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned because it is just Mother. Her wife was Ouranos (the sky)

Sorry, I am good at this Greek mythology lark.

Banned because Kronos then got friendly with his mother and had children (the gods) so I suppose they weren't exactly husband and wife; it was instead a kind of mythological (NSFW) rape... now isn't that a cool religion to follow!

 

[Sanai]

Banned because Osiris and Isis were siblings and husband/wife.

 

[Questioner]

Oh, I forgot that bit


Banned because AoM made Gaia sound like a nice person, when really she was as evil as Kronos.

 

[Sanai]

Banned because all of the greek deities were complete selfish bastards.
Look at poor medusa. She gets raped by poisidon in athenas temple, so athena punishes her for being raped in her temple by turning her into a hideous monster, doomed to be lonely forever.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because gods are generally not very nice, not just the greek ones.

 

[Sanai]

Oh? I think some of the norse gods are pretty nice. Odins a bro, and thor is a protector of humanity!

 

[Questioner]

Banned because I like Loki.

 

[Sanai]

Banned because loki is my favourite.

 

[Questioner]

Banned for agreeing with me.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because my favourite asgardian is Thor.

King Thor to be precise.
Or maybe one of the warriors three.

 

[Questioner]

Banned because of the Nidhogg

 

[Marius]

Banned because of Jörmungandr

 

[Questioner]

Banned due to:

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TITANOMACHY
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ATLANTIS REBORN
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O CANADA
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TINES OF POWER
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WUV WOO
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Beat That army!

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because of the living tribunal pwning your army senseless.

 

[Sanai]

Banned because Cthulhu.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because of squirrel girl.

 

[Zeleck]

Banned for almost killing the 'Banned!' thread

 

[Questioner]

Banned because this thread will never die. It has a version of the Carstein Ring that never fails and can be used more than once.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned because thats also known as people just posting in it for the lulz.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned because even if this thread does die, I'll only bring it back... I have a good life ahead of me in which to continually bring this poor old girl back up and running... perhaps after a good servicing... erv: