Banned!

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for not remembering how you banned me on various occassions . Really what do you have thats more important to remember than something involveing me ? And darvy your banned for banning sparky before I could .

 

[Santawraith]

Bannned for being from ireland and not sharing the whiskey with me.

How evil can one get, sigh.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for not understanding that the internet cannot transport items only information (and for thinking that we all drink whiskey ....we have other types of booze as well ).

 

[Nikos]

Banned for mentioning whiskey when I'm hungover :'(

 

[Santawraith]

Banned because you didnt share last night

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for being silly.

The main purpose of this was:

HA HA, PIETR, I NINJA'D YOU! HA HA! SLOW OLD DARVY-JONES CAN STILL BEAT YOU!!! YEEEEE-HAAW!!!


Tee hee. You should've owned up instead of editing so secretly.

EDIT: Phew. If this had been ninja'd, I would most likely have had to kill myself.

 

[Santawraith]

Banned for being a ninja without a cool ninja name.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for not knowing my true name.... ninja mc.ninja-meister the third.

 

[TMS]

Darvy-Jones, you've been
[mod]Banned[/mod]
for attempted lying about your true name. It is obviously Darvy-Jones.

 

[RoguePanda]

Banned for not looking beyond the obvious - to search for a ninja you must at the very least "look underneath the underneath".

Although if he is in fact Darvy-Jones and a ninja grand master at the same time we risk the world imploding because there has been a fusion of pirate and ninja... it simply should not be! >looks for a Tardis to escape the universal collapse<

 

[Santawraith]

Banned because skulltaker was busy to come sort out this mess and the headache I now have from the darvyness.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for not having panadol on hand .
I deserved that ninjaing for watching futurama in another tab and not just replying .
And it wasn't that sneaky , tou could clearly see that the first part didn't make sense if it was refering to the darvmeister . Thats right you are the master of darvs whatever they may be .

 

[Dreadgrass]

Pietr, you are hereby BANNED! for having a post count of 444... which was the same as mine before this post!

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Deadgrass, I hereby ban you on the grounds that you still do not have an avatar at the post count of 445. How silly.

You'd never make a good officer for my revolution.

 

[Dreadgrass]

Oooh, thats just begging for it....

Count, I BAN you for presuming there is an avatar in existence that could adequately portray my awesomeness... and not realising that its primarily because of deadly combination of apathy and lack of technical know-how!

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned because.... you are.

EDIT: I thought this would make me hit 700 posts, then realised its in the Mortal's Realm.... so I'm still on 699! Woohoo!

 

[Sanai]

Arvy'leth you are banned because I just went through 5 hours of travelling, 5 hours of travelling on a cramped airliner with no legroom for a 6 foot tall person, and 4 hours of waiting, all while still recovering from a stomach bug and lugging heavy luggage around...luggily.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

An'ai, you are banned for not specifying the type of baggage you have been humping around the place.

What kind of luggage are we talkin' about, here? erv:

 

[theonetruedonut]

Banned for finding innuenos in luggage.

 

[Boo]

Banned for not making an innuendo yourself of the previous post

Fine ding in your end though.

(see what I did there?)erv:

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Boo, banned for being so proud of that. You have obviously been trying to use that for months, and it was blatantly not whimsical and "off-the-cusp" like so much humour here on CN.

Essentially, I ban you for planning ahead.

Preparation Prevents Poor Performance......oh shit, wait....

 

[Boo]

Banned for hurting my feelings... yet again. Why Darvy, why?

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for making me feel bad. I love you really, Boo. erv:


Which is why we must oust the moderators! They make us feel an immodest sense of guilt for friendly banter! CN REVOLUTION!

EDIT: When did I hurt them before...?

 

[Skarsnik the Lord]

Banned for having too long and colorful signature.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for not appreciating the sheer awesomeness of darvy's bastardised signature .