Corrupt a Wish!

[Chaos_Born]

Granted, in the 3rd century bc many hundreds of good games are released. Of course they've all rotted and their brilliant ideas lost to the passage of time...

(Mwahhaha past tense foolish mortal!)

I wish for a faster internet connection

 

[The Archivist]

Granted, but at the expense of your computer core processing speed, which means you are left lagging ten minutes behind in everything.

I wish for a dish of fish.

 

[Kurt_the_Corpsetaker]

Granted but it turns out your ingested the highly poisonous fugu fish.

I wish to be able to devide by zero.

 

[Chaos Zombie]

Granted you can Divide by Zero but you find out the horrible truth x/0= 0 :devil2:

I wish for a way to destroy ramdom things quickly efficiently and without the dramatic Kill-what-i-love-in-a-mental-rage.

 

[Bishop]

Granted. The random thoughts of the inmates of the Arkham Insane Asylum begin occurring all around the world. Such madness causes total insanity within the entire population of the planet, but not in a dramatic killing what you love sort of rage.

I wish that yard work would somehow complete itself; therefore eliminating the need for me to do it...

 

[Raven Torrid]

I wish that yard work would somehow complete itself; therefore eliminating the need for me to do it...

Granted. Your lawn mover gets possessed by unholy forces, and in addition to doing your lawn, makes a massacre in the neighborhood.

I wish my exams would solve themselves as I am bloody lazy and everything else seems much more fun than studying.

 

[The Archivist]

Granted! The paper becomes sentient, solves itself, then becomes your overlord through superior intellect and the discovery of fireproofing.

I wish that nothing on this thread would happen in real life.

 

[Chaos_Born]

Granted, nothing wished for comes true...including you wishing that none of it comes true...which means that it all comes true...including you wishing that none of it will come true...so none of it comes true...including you wishing that none of it comes true...which means that it all comes true...including you wishing that none of it will come true...so none of it comes true...

The world ends because it can't cope with the insane paradox

I wish that my computer was faster

 

[Kurt_the_Corpsetaker]

Granted, but your computer becomes so fast that it crashes.

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! In order to prevent the unsightly 'mixed hair types' which so often comes of this, all of your curly hair will fall out over the next day or so.

I wish I could go home now...

 

[Kurt_the_Corpsetaker]

Granted but you find your house in ruins.

I wish that Warhammer forge would create more monsters.

 

[Chaos_Born]

Granted. Warhammer forge produces millions of man eating beasts which devour all humans on the planet.

I wish they'd release the new dwarfs now

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! They've copied the Mantic dwarves exactly design-wise, but are priced at £18 for 10...

I wish there were some cheap, good-quality Chaos/Dark Dwarves available...

 

[Chaos_Born]

Granted, GW releases a line of plastic chaos dwarfs priced lower than any previous plastic infantry kits! Of course they get up in the middle of the night and flay you but...

I wish I could come up with an original wish

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! You are the first person ever to wish for death by leeches. Which is also granted.

I wish our characters would survive the upcoming battle...

 

[Malochai]

Granted, but they'll never move again to take advantage of the 10 billion credits

I wish I could motivate myself to paint my Skaven :frown:

 

[Chaos Zombie]

granted but you run out of models and are forced to repaint them again and again UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT SHAPELESS BLOBS.

i wish for my team to win a game of rugby

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but Rugby is a complete waste of time and money.

I wish I could fine my DAMN CAMERA CABLE!

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! You find it in two pieces...
I wish I could convince someone to take the first and second years for toytime (that's prep/homework to you)

 

[Swissdictator]

Granted, but it isn't the kind of toys kids should be exposed to.

I wish Soccer would be improved by the addition of rabid cheetahs and oil slicks.

 

[Chaos Zombie]

granted but due to the obvious danger it is outlawed as a sport.
i wish that Sanai would pay dearly for what he siad about my countrys game of choice

 

[The Archivist]

Granted! Every Christmas you recieve a piece of venison with the label "Killed rudolph with my bare hands. From Sanai."

I wish that xenology discovers harmless life.

 

[Sanai]

Granted. We discover a sentient race of beings that are utterly peaceful and have no concept of war or violence, and are harmless angels of pure love and harmony. Then we invade and murder them all, ridding the galaxy of something special and unique and wonderful and irreplaceable, and damming the soul of humanity forever.

I wish I had somewhere to play 40k.

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! You can come play with me, Harland and The Archivist in England any time you fancy!

I wish people would read my thread on fanfiction...

 

[Aren]

Granted, but none subscribe or favourite it and the only reviews it gets are negative ones.

I wish that I could finally have enough time to get back to my VC.