[mod]PRIORITY ALARM - PONY INVASION FORCE DETECTED
INVASION TARGET: THE VAMPIRE COUNCIL II
DESIGNATION: ROLEPLAYING SUBFORUM
STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE
Pony invasion in progress
Recommended course of action?
Exterminatus?
Negative, strategic value Absolute
Deploy Capital Banhammer?
Negative, estimated reduction in roleplaying output unacceptable
Moderator Fleet?
Affirmative. Minor Elements in System. Estimated Time of Arrival = 5-37 days
Delay Unacceptable. Loss of strategic assets on THE VAMPIRE COUNCIL II unacceptable. Strategic value ABSOLUTE.
Escalate Thread Denial?
Affirmative.
Execute Request Order PONIUS KILLIUS ULTRA
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