Head to Head

[Skaramak von Carstein]

Oh, you meant this in my hand!! :lol:

 

[DarkHand6]

no of course its not a stiletto knife specifically designed to murder people who have turned their backs.....!

What do you taske me for some kind of murdering elf?

(Run Skaramak!)

 

[FatOlaf]

* kicks Heelies into 5th gear and pursues Skaramak with a rat like glee!*

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

A little closer, my furry friend, I have nine barrels of Imperial laughs waiting around the cormer for you

 

[DarkHand6]

ready.....

aim.....

fire!!!!!!

 

[FatOlaf]

*Olaf ducks with rat like speed and armed only with his 7th Ed BrB aims a Killing blow at Skaramak*

 

[DarkHand6]

*DarkHand brands a rune of preservation into Skaramaks brow just before parrying the BrB with the GW FaQ*

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

*Skaramak turns and unleashes a feral tabby*

 

[FatOlaf]

*DarkHand brands a rune of preservation into Skaramaks brow just before parrying the BrB with the GW FaQ*

Which of course does nothing as it is only about 4 pages long and my BrB is the hardback tapestry version.

*Feral tabby is easily distracted with sachet of Fatolaf's secret chicken in jelly tabby food. The BrB connects solidly with Skaramaks private parts, the howl can be heard for miles*


Ummm Wolfie? Can you see what we have been resorted to? How's the laptop situation going?

 

[Lord Fear]

Well while you're waitung you could give us another of your excellent battle reports Fattie

 

[DarkHand6]

darkhand winces and then points to the large metal codpiece that skaramak was wearing

skaramak stands up looking outraged

the counter attack was short, swift and extremely brutal....

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

... involving a brace of pistols and a rusty fork!! :devil:

 

[FatOlaf]

Well while you're waitung you could give us another of your excellent battle reports Fattie

Aye, I really must get my last Nemesis Br done...

 

[FatOlaf]

I take it this is dead then!

 

[DarkHand6]

as dead as a 6 month fish - which was killed by a zombie, eaten by a ghoul and preserved in the dung of a zombie dragon!

 

[FatOlaf]

shame, I never did get to toast your dryads DH!

 

[DarkHand6]

ahh but they dont burn - i had them doused in water before the battle started. So at worst they will smoulder damply.

 

[FatOlaf]

Which leads to wood worm!

 

[Master Vampire]

Ummm Wolfie? Can you see what we have been resorted to? How's the laptop situation going?

I don't know where Wolf Fang is, I miss him. He's been gone for far too long. :'(

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

I've not seen or heard from him for a while either .

 

[FatOlaf]

Strange but yes come to think of it, we have not seen him, no tuesday night paintathons for a while, wonder where he is..................WOLFIE!

 

[DarkHand6]

has the council of thirteen finally caught up with him????

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

Wolfie spotted recently in the painting area :|

 

[Wolf Fang]

Hi guys, you're probably going to hate me for this, but I have no time to continue this battle. I'm struggling already as it is to visit this place more often and I really can't continue this.
Shame though as I think this was going to be a really nice battle.

Cheers, Wolfie

 

[Skaramak von Carstein]

Hi Wolfie

Nice to see you again - we were beginning to worry that we may have lost you.

We had kind of given up on this already (although if we have a volunteer to take it on from Wolfie, it would not go amiss ).

Thanks for your efforts.